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30% off Shower with Your Dad Simulator 2015 US $0.69 (~ AU $0.93) @ Steam

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"Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad?" is a fast paced shower-simulation where you shower with your 8-bit dad. Features:

  • Fast Pace Dad Showering Simulation
  • Includes 3 dads! That's likely more than the average amount!
  • 3 different game modes including ENDURODAD (Endurance Run), DADATHLON (Fast Pace Dad Matching), and DAD DIVISIONS
  • OST included!

Please note that the censored version shown in the above screenshots and trailers are for public marketing images only. Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015 in-game genitalia remains 100% uncut.

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  • +69

    Creepy

    • +19

      Also, kinda odd why its 69cents too…

    • With Hayao Miyazaki approval

  • +6

    So do you take this game into the shower? Does it have access to the camera?

  • +6

    fast pace shower with your dad sim?

    wrongness personified…

    • +9

      I wish my dad would take his time with me

      • +13

        he would, but you've got <insert your username here>

  • +3

    wat??

  • +63

    Why waste 93c. Play IRL version for free.

    • +8

      Get close to nature, experience the sights and smells close up and in living colour.

    • -3

      And yet you upvoted this deal?

    • +1

      Fitness First Darlinghurst offers free trials:

      https://www.fitnessfirst.com.au/try-us/

      Includes gym, change room, shower, sauna and steam room!

      • 1 day trial?! that is a thing? who is going to get hooked on a 1 day trial.

        • They have longer trial promotions from time to time.

        • +2

          That's the average gym membership use time though, sign up for three months, go once and never come back lol

    • Does it come in 4k?

  • +23

    I'll wait for the sequel…Shower with Your Mother Simulator.

    Keyword Your not my own.

    • +10

      I'll wait for that too….look forward to showering with your mother

      • +4

        do you need to break your arms first?

        • +1

          I was wondering if this was going to be said

        • Worlds are colliding.

      • LOL this comment should have more +votes

  • +25

    It says this is a steam game. Do you mean steamy game?

  • +11

    Some things should not be simulated. Goat Simulator was far enough.

  • +11

    what the actual f((k

  • -1

    Lol this is just creepy. It's an American thing showering with Ur dad, its considered normal over there.

    • +4

      Actually, this game was made by an Australian developer! Just another reason to support this game!

    • You probably don't remember, but you too probably showered with your dad when you were learning how to shower.

      • I used to shower with my 2nd girl cousion, grandma would put us together in the same bath tub to save time. She did this for a while till she caught us one day in the tub with my girl cousin hand stroking my gentials and I was playing with her perky nipples.

        We were just 9

  • +5
    • +1

      The other dads are your "uncles".

    • Perhaps V2 will give cloud access to other people's dads/uncles.

  • +1

    You can always try Rinse and Repeat

    https://radiatoryang.itch.io/rinseandrepeat

    • +6

      all penises have been pixelated, to abide by Paypal et al's censorship policies. We apologize for the chilling effect of global technocapitalism on artistic expression.

      • Pixelated (profanity) .. this might be the best part, where do u get it??

  • +9

    a game the whole family can play…..

  • +6

    Think I'll wait for the 2016 edition.

    • +7

      Good call. Apparently it includes the Slippery Slope DLC and never seen before behind the scenes footage.

  • +4

    lol looks like the devs most likely didnt have happy childhood with the daddy.

  • +2

    Someone has Daddy issues

  • Oh god why…

  • +3

    Another weird game for the same price and discount as above is "What's under your blanket!?

    http://store.steampowered.com/app/432020/

    Um yeah.

  • +8

    OP, you forgot to add this on the description

    Please note that the censored version shown in the above screenshots and trailers are for public marketing images only. Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015 in-game genitalia remains 100% uncut.

    • +12

      What if my dad was circumcised? Won't be a true simulator if genitalia remain 100% uncut.

      • +10

        Your dad will be displayed only in 7-bit then….

    • +5

      True, an important detail that could affect the perceived value of this excellent deal.

  • +14

    any - 'expansion' packs?

    • +5

      DLC1: You just dropped the soap!

  • -7

    I hate to think this post is gaining attention and up votes purely because of the name…

    30% discount isn't that much of a discount with the steam sales currently on.

    if someone were to post, for example, Prison Architect which has 75% off it wouldn't gain as much traction one would think.

    It may be a deal but not one that should be highlighted because it made you chuckle for 2 seconds when you read the title.

    • +7

      Having a bit of a giggle is worth an upvote to me. Also for under a dollar, the amusement the game provides is a bargain. Haven't bothered to look at prison architect that you mentioned (perhaps you should post the deal) so I can't comment on its enjoyment vs cost value. There is a lot more to a bargain than just a high percentage off.

    • +4

      Prison Architect add-on pack 'Shower with your cellblock - who's your daddy edition' if you're feeling left out…

  • +12

    I understand there is a Tasmanian Edition - Shower with Your Sisters Simulator.

  • +6

    Why do I need a simulator for this? The real thing is much better

  • +1

    And this is why I love Ozbargains so (profanity) much.

  • +7

    My brother gifted me this for Christmas. I see it on my list every time I open steam.

    I'm too afraid to install it.

    • +4

      I would gift him back something weird in return. >:)

      Such as the one vjay suggested above or There's Poop In My Soup.

      • +3

        His birthday is in two weeks. You just saved me fifty bucks. 👍🏻

  • So did anyone run thru their family while reading thru these comments? (In your mind)

  • +1

    This game is actually a very good collection of minigames and a great parody on the simulation genre. Don't waste your time on what's under your blanket et al.

    • Right on - the dev is an Aussie who makes great little minigames, and this is basically his masterpiece. It's lots of goofy fun.

  • +1

    You guys saying you never showered with your dad? It's normal

    • +3

      When I was 5 man. If I'm old enough to type sentences on a pc I'm too old to shower with my dad

      • You showered with 5 men?

  • +5

    so if you buy this you go on a special internet list, right?

    • +1

      ….that is correct daddy-o! (upvoted)

  • +6

    Lanisters approve!!!

  • +2

    My dad was more into bubble baths.

    • +6

      Here comes the submarine periscope!

  • Thank goodness that it's "Modified for American audiences".

    • Yes, they had to make cuts for the Yiddish language version. Oy Vey..

  • +1

    I heard the guy who made this only plays genji

  • +3

    Includes 3 dads! That's likely more than the average amount!

    Not where I'm from!

  • +5

    Don't you mean "Shower with Your Dad STIMULATOR 2015"?

  • +1

    I'm waiting for the DLC for the rest of the family members so they can join in the fun.

  • -5

    We're a crap team who can't make anything decent.

    I know! We'll get some attention by releasing the dumbest, stupidest sh*t imaginable, and wait for Ozbargain to oblige us!

    They're not picky, and will give us heaps of attention!

  • this is often included in bundles with other steam games for around the same price

  • I will be buying this to get rid of some steam friends

  • +4

    Haha my friend made this.

    • Really?

      Ask him (her?) when the Famous Dads DLC is coming out.

      Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Clive Palmer…

  • Genitalia remains 100% uncut. OP is funny. LOL

  • +5

    FYI it was reviewed on Good Game
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoGX60179ec

    • Hilarious
      "Greatest trailer of all time"
      "Needs more Dads"

    • Gameplay looks on par with Custer's revenge on atari.

  • +2

    shower with your 8-bit dad

    That's 1 or 2 extra bits that I'd rather not see….

  • -1

    Anyone know if there's a 'Shower with your Uncle'?

    • +2

      :|

      Hmmm, look its really good that you finally got the courage to speak out. Now don't waste any time, go talk to a counselor and also police. Don't you worry, we are all here to support you!

      • Wait everyone don't shower with their uncle?

        • +2

          Shit looks like we have opened a can of worms……

  • +1

    If this can make money, what the hell am I doing being a logical, timid man.

  • +1

    Lol @ "totally uncut"…

  • +2

    Im holding out for the shower with your goat simulator DLC

  • +1

    Glad this never made it to the Wii console

  • …..whos your daddy?

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