The world is way too serious and lacking of genuine free lunches. In response, we have come up with an antidote which we like to call ‘Undies Monday’.
Here is how it works:
Walk into any mag nation store in just your underwear and we will give you for FREE any magazine, book or stationery item of your choice up to the value of $50.
That’s right. $50 worth of product FOR FREE if you walk into one of our stores in your undies.
A couple of rules here:
- This only works on Mondays (that’s why it is called Undies Mondays and NOT Undies Otherdays)
- This offer ends at midnight on the 29th of March 2010 (or earlier at our discretion if we determine that Undies Mondays will lead to our ruination)
- You have to walk in in your undies, no stripping off in store
- You have to take the one item of your choice to the counter – you can’t just walk out with it – and you can’t redeem the difference between $50 and the item of your choice for cash.
- Only one free item per person – you can’t keep coming in to claim on multiple occassions.
- Undies do not include swimwear, gymwear or wearing a t-shirt, other sort of top or pajamas… genuine undies/lingerie only!
- You must be 18 or over to participate
- If you walk in in your birthday suit, we will not serve you. We don’t want anything to do with that!
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UPDATED March 16, 2010
Photographic evidence: http://is.gd/aJlXD
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