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Ansell LifeStyles Condoms Large 144pk - $27.95 + Shipping @ GroceryRun

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Ansell LifeStyles Condoms Large 144pk - $27.95 + Shipping @ GroceryRun
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[Deactivated] on 15/01/2015 - 11:07 groceryrun.com.au (1654 clicks)
Last edited 16/01/2015 - 12:09 by 1 other user

Was looking for a cheap deal on bulk condoms and found this. Shipping to most of Melbourne suburbs is around $7.70

Edit: URL updated - somehow old one 404'd

Edit2: Also available on COTD: https://www.catchoftheday.com.au/product/ansell-lifestyles-c… (use THANKYOU code to get $10 if you haven't used it already) Sold Out

Here's the details from the website:

Are you alone? No? We'll wait.

Right! Now that you've cleared the room of anyone who might ask awkward questions, have we got a deal for you! We've managed to snag mega-packs of Ansell's classic Lifestyles condoms, and they're yours for just this low price! Each of these large-fit, smooth-texture lubricated condoms is electronically tested for reliability - and there are 144 of them! Optimistic? Maybe. But what's a life without optimism?

Features:

144 x Ansell Lifestyles Large Condoms
Lubricated
Non-spermicidal
Easy-fit (56mm wide)
Natural colour
Smooth texture
Reservoir teat
Expiry Date: 31/07/2019

also Nuda ones for the same price here

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  • bowdo on 15/01/2015 - 14:28
    +3

    56mm wide??? Is that right? I suddenly feel depressed…

  • daveted on 15/01/2015 - 14:29
    +2

    Deal expired. Bill Cosby bought the lot.

  • zzymurgy on 15/01/2015 - 14:34
    +1

    these aren't very large… just larger than the regular ones.

    • Newfag on 15/01/2015 - 14:46
      +2

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but 56mm wide would require a girth of 7" to fill?
      That's pornstar tier isn't it?
      I don't use condoms so I'm not an expert, but won't these just slip off most members?

      EDIT: Okay I figured it out, the width is most likely nominal width, which means width of condom when the "entry" is flat, not circular.
      More info here: http://learn.condomdepot.com/2014/04/29/nominal-width/

    • gore on 15/01/2015 - 17:39

      Yup, 60mm is the biggest they sell in Australia, this bargain's size are an ego stroking average akin to the american trojan brand. Especially if you consider they sell 64mm and 69mm in europe.

      • zzymurgy on 15/01/2015 - 18:18

        Yep, plenty of Australian guys bigger than 60mm. Pure racism from the manufacturers.

        • nzcoops on 15/01/2015 - 23:44

          how do you know?

        • homersyd on 16/01/2015 - 10:00

          @nzcoops: I can sense a awkward silence….lol

  • karatepsychic on 15/01/2015 - 14:42
    +2

    Be sure to check your size. I know personally I fit a 53/54 mm nominal width and every guys is different.

    These are 56mm

  • dlakers3peat on 15/01/2015 - 15:01

    wow i wish i needed that many

  • 51ngh on 15/01/2015 - 15:10
    +2

    Just in time !
    Quick fellas !

    $2.54 Aussie Bodies 100G High Protein Bars at Woolworths HALF PRICE

    • Scrooge McDuck on 15/01/2015 - 16:02
      +4

      Boom, protein everywhere!

      • 51ngh on 15/01/2015 - 19:37
        +2

        Yeah, protein in, protein out :P

        • homersyd on 16/01/2015 - 10:01

          what? is that like "wax on wax off"….oops made a typo, should've been "wack" ;P

  • drsonic on 15/01/2015 - 15:21

    I'd assumed this was connected to those recently discounted FCUK items

  • marquise on 15/01/2015 - 15:26
    +1

    OP was more than happy to share this deal on "Large" sized condoms, but would he be as forthcoming if it was for "Small"? =P

    • [Deactivated] on 15/01/2015 - 23:46
      +1

      Pretty sure large is normal and normal is small. Or are the small ones 'snug fit'?

      So much time and research would go into the naming of sizes. It can be a bit confusing because they're trying to placate everyones egos.

      The size you need is based on girth not length btw.

      • yaziyo on 16/01/2015 - 02:21

        Nominal width of these condoms is 56mm. Measure your circumference (fully erect) and you'll know what size you need by looking at this chart
        https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0ApNbiv78AG2YdEo…

      • gore on 16/01/2015 - 16:02

        These "Large" labeled condoms are in the average range. Regular and this case "large" will fit a good percentage of guys. Some guys will need to look for a above the average nominal width and others will need to look for below, nothing to brag/feel bad about either way.

        I also think the stigma around small condoms/ego stroking by labeling regular condoms as large is retarded. The world needs to realise that female genitalia varies as much as guys genitalia (i'm talking depth/stretch rate/angles of parts etc).

  • Rambler on 15/01/2015 - 15:39
    +2

    Does anyone know if the delivery box has printing on it to identify whats inside?

    I don't want a box that states 'BULK SUPPLY OF CONDOMS' in bold 72 font size printed all over it.

    • yaziyo on 16/01/2015 - 02:22

      It does say "size large" though.

  • Javin on 15/01/2015 - 15:53
    +1

    Thanks OP ..bought 2x144..now thinking for more opportunities to use them..lol

  • tronhound on 15/01/2015 - 16:06
    +7

    Purchased, now all I need are some decent specials on prostitutes.

    • homersyd on 15/01/2015 - 17:10

      actually i'm surprise no one has actually created an OZP (OzBargain for Prostitues)…
      Anyone who wanted to do this from now on will need to split their profits with me lol

    • solpiry on 16/01/2015 - 01:11

      What's the difference between Nuda and regular?

  • buwa99 on 15/01/2015 - 17:40
    +1

    Is there a review?

  • [Deactivated] on 15/01/2015 - 17:41

    I can only use the large ones without it breaking but you need to be as thick as a sausage…

    • 2ndeffort on 15/01/2015 - 19:16
      +3

      Like throwing a sausage down a hallway?

      • Kempe on 15/01/2015 - 21:54
        +2

        Parking a push bike in a double garage

  • King Tightarse on 15/01/2015 - 17:49
    +3

    Give me extra-hyper-massive, but it will still be straining…
    SO many bullshitters here. Lol

  • 2ndeffort on 15/01/2015 - 18:22
    +1

    For true OzB's, those that refuse to f^%$ unless they're getting a discount

  • Nickcrx on 15/01/2015 - 18:23

    Jubilation for all the hard working prostitutes out there

  • Cluster on 15/01/2015 - 19:24

    These make great balloons at children's parties

  • altman on 15/01/2015 - 19:56
    +3

    Only $7.70 for postage and handling?

    What a bargain. I usually pay more for the privilege.

  • jackau on 15/01/2015 - 20:26
    +1

    LOL every time this shows up is always fun with the comments

    imagine if the forbidden stuff were NOT forbidden lol

  • Azn310 on 15/01/2015 - 20:36
    -1

    Ozbargain tech tip: you can use condom to waterproof your smart phone and perhaps take photos underwater (photo probably gonna be a bit blurry)

    • WT on 16/01/2015 - 11:48
      +1

      Pro tip, don't use it first

  • itsdanthaman on 15/01/2015 - 20:43
    +1

    i took advantage of the last condom deal, and found "regular" means little dicks. Never considered myself large before the purchase, but when your wearing a "regular" size balloon, and your penis looks like its been hung from the gallows, you get a bit of a big head. I must admit.

    • [Deactivated] on 15/01/2015 - 23:59

      Mentioned it above but I think people need to know -

      Condom size is based on girth not length, amazing how many people don't know this. (girth ftw)

      If you've ever had issues with breaking or slippage you may benefit from a better fitting condom (to avoid teh babiez/disease)

      • itsdanthaman on 16/01/2015 - 09:27
        +1

        aint short either, all i can compare it to is a porn star's package.

        i do find however by wearing a size too small and choking the hell out of it, it stays up longer haha

    • [Deactivated] on 16/01/2015 - 00:05
      +1

      big head

      which one?

    • 2ndeffort on 16/01/2015 - 12:38
      +1

      If your head is swelling up I'm pretty sure you are wearing it wrong.

  • tbonecam on 15/01/2015 - 21:41

    Is there an eneloop deal to go with this ?

  • Kempe on 15/01/2015 - 21:53
    -2

    Damn they're large size.

    I need extra large !!

  • Jalif on 16/01/2015 - 00:18

    288 roots in ozbargain fashion.

  • sa-ozzie on 16/01/2015 - 00:30
    -1

    I hate when you go to an orgy and the next morning while driving to work, you see them lining up at the STD clinic

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