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Ansell LifeStyles Condoms Large 144pk - $27.95 + Shipping @ GroceryRun

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Ansell LifeStyles Condoms Large 144pk - $27.95 + Shipping @ GroceryRun
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[Deactivated] on 15/01/2015 - 11:07 groceryrun.com.au (1654 clicks)
Last edited 16/01/2015 - 12:09 by 1 other user

Was looking for a cheap deal on bulk condoms and found this. Shipping to most of Melbourne suburbs is around $7.70

Edit: URL updated - somehow old one 404'd

Edit2: Also available on COTD: https://www.catchoftheday.com.au/product/ansell-lifestyles-c… (use THANKYOU code to get $10 if you haven't used it already) Sold Out

Here's the details from the website:

Are you alone? No? We'll wait.

Right! Now that you've cleared the room of anyone who might ask awkward questions, have we got a deal for you! We've managed to snag mega-packs of Ansell's classic Lifestyles condoms, and they're yours for just this low price! Each of these large-fit, smooth-texture lubricated condoms is electronically tested for reliability - and there are 144 of them! Optimistic? Maybe. But what's a life without optimism?

Features:

144 x Ansell Lifestyles Large Condoms
Lubricated
Non-spermicidal
Easy-fit (56mm wide)
Natural colour
Smooth texture
Reservoir teat
Expiry Date: 31/07/2019

also Nuda ones for the same price here

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  • BeefBiryani on 15/01/2015 - 11:45
    +1

    Are you sure you will be able to use them all before they expire?

  • brucebruce on 15/01/2015 - 11:48

    awesome, bought one pack. i had a store credit of $10 that i wasn't even aware… they applied it against the total, making it $25.65 shipped

  • LincolnLenny on 15/01/2015 - 11:49
    +23

    Large-fit

    DAMMMMNNN!!!

    • Scrooge McDuck on 15/01/2015 - 13:04
      +2

      + for honesty

      • ATangk on 15/01/2015 - 13:35
        +4

        Maybe he meant he needs XL

        • LincolnLenny on 15/01/2015 - 13:45
          +4

          Hahahaha no, no, definitely not…

        • ATangk on 15/01/2015 - 13:47

          @LincolnLenny: There is the nuda which is a 53mm, the link is at the bottom of OP's post.

        • Scrooge McDuck on 15/01/2015 - 14:58

          @LincolnLenny:

          Dry tumble drying them on high heat?

        • jazoom on 15/01/2015 - 17:53
          +1

          @LincolnLenny:

          Hey brother! I think you should have picked a less obvious username. I didn't need to know this about you.

          See you tonight. :)

        • LincolnLenny on 15/01/2015 - 23:52

          @jazoom:

          Where's the fun in that? ;)

  • jv on 15/01/2015 - 11:54

    Cheaper at Dick Smith.

    • BeefBiryani on 15/01/2015 - 11:56

      I always wonder, if goldsmith is someone who handles gold what does that make dick smith?

      • [Deactivated] on 15/01/2015 - 11:57
        +18

        an electronics merchant.

      • ItsMeAgro on 15/01/2015 - 17:34

        A goldsmith is someone who makes stuff out of gold, silly.

        • BeefBiryani on 15/01/2015 - 17:46

          Without handling it?

      • Xplosive on 15/01/2015 - 18:08

        You

        • BeefBiryani on 16/01/2015 - 00:23

          Sadiq sahab, not very nice ;)

    • Diji1 on 15/01/2015 - 13:04

      Yeah but you forgot the prices will be mysteriously raised again once you go into the store :p

    • Helmuth on 15/01/2015 - 20:59

      Back to school sale?

  • [Deactivated] on 15/01/2015 - 11:57
    +2

    empty chip packets are free

  • [Deactivated] on 15/01/2015 - 12:07
    +1

    A good piñata filler

  • rainy118 on 15/01/2015 - 12:08
    +1

    in need a tight one. please make tight one on sale as well.

    • jv on 15/01/2015 - 12:10
      +4

      just use a rubber band.

    • johnn on 15/01/2015 - 12:11
      +3

      Nah mate, you gotta find your own woman

    • [Deactivated] on 15/01/2015 - 12:12
      +14

      in need a tight one

      this deal is for the condoms only.

    • itsandhu on 15/01/2015 - 14:36

      You know what it was called before they changed the name to Tight Fit?

    • UncleRico on 16/01/2015 - 09:12

      I'm holding out for a sale on 144 extra, extra medium sized condoms…

  • icywind on 15/01/2015 - 12:14
    +3

    Sounds like a lot of work… :\

    PS: Thanks OP for making my day, +1 :)

  • Hirolol on 15/01/2015 - 12:14
    -2

    luckily these are large size 8)

  • onlyletters on 15/01/2015 - 12:30
    +4

    144 years of fun.

    • denuto on 15/01/2015 - 13:08
      +1

      well, 144 years of birthdays?

  • Roary on 15/01/2015 - 12:41

    Worried that I might get dicked around if I buy these..

  • Strange1 on 15/01/2015 - 12:50
    +5

    Thanks OP, ordered 4 packs!

    • frostman on 15/01/2015 - 14:20
      +4

      4 Packs???

      thats over 500 condoms, WTF are you doing bro?

      • itsandhu on 15/01/2015 - 14:44

        Might be a polygomist…

      • humdogg on 15/01/2015 - 14:44
        +4

        baking cheesecakes, what do you think he's doing?

      • superforever on 15/01/2015 - 14:55
        +4

        Professional ….

      • froggym on 15/01/2015 - 16:32

        They last five years or so. If you have sex a few times a week it works out quite well.

      • EnALup on 15/01/2015 - 17:21

        May be ebay :)

  • bemybubble on 15/01/2015 - 13:00
    -2

    Finally! An alternative to cling wrap and a rubber band. Thanks OP

  • IMBI3 on 15/01/2015 - 13:01
    +3

    Cheap supplies so you dont have to ask your girlfriend to buy them

    • frostman on 15/01/2015 - 14:22
      +2

      No tlong ago, some poor chic posted in the forum that her boyfriend forces her to buy them and was wondering if it is…

      Yo scumbag, dipshit, tightass dog-rectum-smelling turd….if you're reading this…buy these for her

      • ProjectZero on 15/01/2015 - 16:40
        +1

        Yeah, if these were on sale a month ago, it would've save a relationship.

  • jva on 15/01/2015 - 13:06

    Any XXXL option to choose?

    • RubenM on 15/01/2015 - 13:28
      +20

      Come on make an effort with your posts. I know that typos can happen, but that why you read through it before you post. "L" and "S" aren't even close to each other on the keyboard, so I don't know how you managed to stuff that one up.

  • miscbrah on 15/01/2015 - 13:06
    +7

    NO DEAL

    You can pull out for free like a true ozbargainer

    • Scrooge McDuck on 15/01/2015 - 13:09
      +5

      PIITB?

    • DrStinge on 15/01/2015 - 13:28

      The sad part is people still believe this is an effective means of birth control.

      • chyawala on 15/01/2015 - 15:24
        +1

        Ah yes, coitus interruptus.

        • rodericb on 15/01/2015 - 15:36
          +2

          That's how the internet says how to do it. Along with the theatrics - huge money shot etc.

    • itsdanthaman on 15/01/2015 - 20:45

      haha awesome

  • silverrat23 on 15/01/2015 - 13:11
    +7

    More bang for your buck!

    • frostman on 15/01/2015 - 14:22
      +3

      Best pun ever

  • strikerzebra on 15/01/2015 - 13:13
    +3

    We'll all save 27.95 + shipping not buying these, admit it none of us will have sex 144 times in 4 years.

    • DrStinge on 15/01/2015 - 13:30

      They expire in 2019, good luck.

    • [Deactivated] on 15/01/2015 - 14:45

      well, some of us are lucky* ! Looking at my schedule now a days - would probably take 1.5-2 years ;)

      • Azn310 on 15/01/2015 - 20:29

        You too busy, let us know if we can help

  • billy_bob on 15/01/2015 - 13:19
    +5

    My wife would definitely get suspicious if I ordered this many condoms!

  • kronicmacstigator on 15/01/2015 - 13:24
    +6

    Means you don't have to keep cleaning dildos. So a plus from me!

    • DrStinge on 15/01/2015 - 13:32
      +2

      Thank you for sharing.

    • homersyd on 15/01/2015 - 13:53
      +1

      hahaha too funny (assuming you're a woman)…. ;P

      • rodericb on 15/01/2015 - 15:40
        +9

        Plot twist: not a woman.

    • Scrooge McDuck on 15/01/2015 - 16:01
      +1

      dildos
      s

      How many do you have?

  • ATangk on 15/01/2015 - 13:37

    Link is broken for me.

    • [Deactivated] on 15/01/2015 - 14:47

      OzBargained :D

      btw - updated the URL

  • Creamsoda on 15/01/2015 - 13:38
    +3

    another condom deal and the Explosion of comments.

  • akastyl13 on 15/01/2015 - 13:50
    -4

    A true OZB will only buy one re-usable and washable.
    Suspicious about the post trying to sell us that many quantity.
    It's like buying non-eneloops batteries, who would do that on OZB

  • [Deactivated] on 15/01/2015 - 13:52

    I get the point of this deal.

  • alex27 on 15/01/2015 - 13:53
    +2

    Officeworks price match.

  • BAT007 on 15/01/2015 - 13:58

    (56mm wide) Is that fully stretched ??

    • Davo1111 on 15/01/2015 - 14:11
      +1

      That would be just laying flat, unstretched.

    • wattstar on 15/01/2015 - 20:07
      +2

      Circumference

      • fbzbenny on 16/01/2015 - 09:33

        Diameter.

  • citybargainhunter on 15/01/2015 - 14:00
    +1

    bought, thanks OP! gonna be tight fit but whatever, can't complain at this price!

  • watwatwat on 15/01/2015 - 14:12

    Just buy one and rinse it between uses. That's the real ozbargain way. Actually, no. The real ozbargain way is to never have a requirement for even one.

  • Vash1984 on 15/01/2015 - 14:14
    -1

    I'm just going to buy this because I have a massive EGO
    I'll probably just end up using for my the Kids balloon party.
    Free ice cream to those who can pop my balloons with their hands.

    • [Deactivated] on 15/01/2015 - 14:23
      +20

      welcome to the sex offenders register.

      • Vash1984 on 15/01/2015 - 17:15
        +7

        haha, I didnt even realise how bad my comment was until you pointed it out. I really need help

  • grumpyhermit on 15/01/2015 - 14:21

    D-Day Fact : Condoms were issued to soldiers – most were used for covering the end of their rifles to keep them dry

  • frostman on 15/01/2015 - 14:24
    +1

    What a blow to other condom retailers!

  • Ralta123 on 15/01/2015 - 14:27

    These balloons will be great for the kid's birthday party next week.
    Thanks OP

    • homersyd on 15/01/2015 - 14:29

      waterbombs?

      • THICKnSLOW on 15/01/2015 - 17:09
        +2

        would be cleaner than semenbombs.

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