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FREE eBook "How to Get A Girlfriend: 9-Day Program That Will Change Your Life" (eBook on Amazon)

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How To Get A Girlfriend (FREE BONUS INCLUDED)

9-Day Program That Will Change Your Life

You’re about to discover how to get a girlfriend. This book is the result of many years of my own experience and consistent self-development process. Unlike 99% of other authors I am a doer, not a researcher. This whole book is a unique piece of content and you won't be able to find anything like that on the Internet. Every single tool that I describe in this book worked for me and many other men I know.

"How To Get A Girlfriend" is not just about getting a girlfriend, it is about establishing that you’re a successful man who will naturally attract women. You will learn a lot specifically about getting a girlfriend and in addition to that you will also learn several secrets that will help you make a difference in your whole life. My goal is to help you build a lifelong relationship that will inspire you to be your best and succeed in all areas of your life.

The book consists of two parts: the book itself and a very intense 9-day program. The second part is challenging and it will make you step outside of your comfort zone. That’s exactly where most of the value is. It is impossible to over exaggerate importance of that program and I dare you to do it.

Preview of what you will learn:

How to naturally attract women
How to be a man that people want to follow
How to approach any woman
How to overcome fears
What to do on a first date
What NOT to do on a first date
When to kiss her
What to do if she has a boyfriend
9-day program with lots of exercises
FREE BONUS: Interviews with girls. Learn what ladies have to say about winning them.

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  • +12

    How to naturally attract women

    Use lynx.

    What to do if she has a boyfriend

    Find a different girl.

    • +1

      Na if she has a bf you should get in her friendzone and wait until she is single, I heard that always works.

    • +17

      Use Lynx? I've been using Linux all this time! DAMNIT! I got the wrong kinda /root!

      • +1

        $ ps aux | grep girl

  • +27

    If you want to pick up a girl keep your back straight and lift with your knees.

    • What about if she is 200kg?

      • +5

        Hire a forklift

  • +9

    Step 1: Be attractive.

    Step 2: Don't be unattractive.

    • +9

      Step 3: Don't tell them you took the How to Get A Girlfriend: 9-Day Program.

      • +3

        … or at least don't Share the "I just bought" Link on FriendFace

    • +2

      I'm having trouble with Steps 1 & 2.

  • +1

    I say No to this. Forever alone.

  • +3

    1/ Choose the color of your Porsche at the dealership.
    Finish.

    • +3

      2/ Get penis enlargement (because of 1)

  • +3

    So how long to wait for the free eBook ' How to get rid of a girlfriend'? Now that would be a winner for moi!

    • +2

      Tell her she "might" have herpes.
      Sorted.

      • +2

        Not if she already had it.

  • +8

    Step 1: Write your own How to Get a Boyfriend and ask her to read it. In your book explain that you are the only option.

    Step 2: Have a better sense of humour than step 1.

    Step 3: Make some new steps.

  • Do I need to have an eBook/eReader to read this? Cos I don't have one, but I really want to read this lol.

    • +2

      kindle has a PC software read it on them

    • +12

      Ask your mother to borrow her kindle and tell her it's before 8pm and you should be allowed to use it.

      • Hurr durr. Yer funneh!! hehehehhe

      • +1

        Brytan, I sense a misinterpretation, but such is rife on OzBargain.
        W. turnip is an adult female turnip, not a teenage boy turnip. Kith-or-kin-kindle-owning-status, unknown.

        Inclinations also unknown, but choice of reading material may indicate that she 'plays for the other team'. Maybe carrots, but it is always risky to make assumptions. Can lead to misunderstandings. Also rife, on OzBargain.

        • +2

          lol Tas. My only interest in skim reading a book like this is for the lolz (and morbid curiosity).

          Afterall, wouldn't some guys also find it amusing/interesting to read the writings of a female who proclaims to have the ability to teach all her fellow ladies 'how to win a man over'? (essentially, you'd expect, suggesting that she knows what men think about and want, and methods to make them all turn into butter in your hand lol)

          Pseudo-psychology based on the beliefs that everyone is the same, wants the same thing, is put off by the same things, etc etc. Quite entertaining, really :P

        • +4

          @waterlogged turnip:

          (essentially, you'd expect, suggesting that she knows what men think about and want, and methods to make them all turn into butter in your hand lol)

          Reminds me of Dave Chappelle's skit on women's magazines:

          Chivalry died when women started reading the shit in all them magazines. They got too much advice about men from other women. And they don't know what the fck they're talking about. I see them in the grocery store, says on the cover "100 Ways to Please Your Man" by some lady. Come on, man. There isn't 100 ways. That list is four things long. Just suck his ****, play with his balls, fix him a sandwich, and don't talk so much and he'll be happy.

        • +1

          @waterlogged turnip:
          Re: Your first paragraph…
          I realise that.
          I was otherwise using the comment to make a point.

          Re: Your second paragraph…
          Any further insights I might glean into the workings of the female mind could only be further disturbing.

          Re: Three…
          No particular argument there.

          Good night/morning, turnip.

    • +2
  • +4

    Pfft, as if anyone would be pathetic enough to read thi..

    9-day program with lots of exercises

    Goddamnit. Now I HAVE to read this. What does that even mean? Do I bench press for 9 days straight in order to gain a sixteenpack? Do I sit down and have fake conversations with my mirror? The mystery is killing me.

    EDIT: sadly, it's just 9 days straight of continously bothering random female strangers until one of them take pity on you and become your girlfriend. Wildly anticlimatic.

  • How to get a freebie girl friend for 9 days!

    or did I read it wrong?

    • +5

      ..well if she charges you, she's probably a Prostitute.

      • +1

        or you're Geoffrey Edelsten

  • +5
    • If only I had known about this secret chart of golden wisdom how easier life could have been!
      Should be mandatory pre screening in all domestic court cases!!

  • +1

    Every single tool that I describe in this book worked for me and many other men I know.

    Was it a black and deckher.

    Evert Single Tool! Says it all.

  • Every single tool that I describe in this book worked for me and many other men I know.

    Was it a black and deckher.

    Evert Single Tool! Says it all.

  • Ain't nobody got time for that…. today's world beard day

  • +2

    "That Will Change Your Life" Doesn't say for the better!

  • What to do if she has a boyfriend

    Not sure I'm liking this…probably why I'm a White Knight, and alone.

    • +1

      Just let the object of your desire know (early in the piece) that you're a Harvey Norman Professional (maybe refrain from mentioning the, um, OzBargain connection) (do maybe imply that Gerry 'chose' you personally), and I'm sure you'll be alright.
      The girl of your dreams, my friend - sweet putty in your hands…
      Can putty be sweet?
      Yes it can.

  • Think I might DL just for giggles. Then do opposite. If I was single.

  • +2

    I had to download this and have a look, hoping for a chuckle.

    Here's one quote which sums up a lot of the wisdom in the book:
    "Most men feel that it is impossible to meet women offline. Their conclusion is absolutely valid since it's based on 100% failure rate."

    In fairness, some of the 'advice' was decent, if rather amateurishly presented. It reads like a Russian 18YO guy's dating notes to self, while practising his English.

  • -1

    How to Get A Girlfriend; Give her your credit card.

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