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BOB Unusual Shape Condom with Convex Point AU $1.04 @ Tmart

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monty.melb on 19/07/2014 - 09:07 tmart.com (1453 clicks)

f you still don’t want to be pregnant, or if you want to experience healthy sex life in great passion, you might as well use condom to protect your physical and mental health. Say goodbye to ordinary, this BOB New Style Unusual Shape Condom with Convex Point Ebullience Type is designed into new and novel shape and features unique and special functions. Besides it is effective to reduce the risk of catching or spreading many sexually transmitted diseases such as syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydia infections, genital herpes and AIDS. Special design with convex point, this condom is helpful to stimulate deepest and most sensitive climax of female and bring her unprecedented experience. Come on and share the wonderful night with this novel product.
Features

Made of natural latex rubber, it is safe and healthy
Reduce the probability of pregnancy and spreading sexually transmitted diseases
The condom is very durable and lightweight
It is very comfortable to use
Stimulate sexual desire and reach climax easily
Convex point design is effective to provoke your passion
Bring you endless happiness and comfort

Specifications
Brand BOB
Model Ebullience
Material Natural Latex Rubber
Quantity 1pcs
Shape of Appearance Barbed
Applicable Gender Male
Dimensions 33mm, 52±2mm (Medium)
Weight 11 g / 0.38 oz
Package Includes

1 x Box of Condoms (1pcs)
Other

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  • Tuba on 19/07/2014 - 09:10
    +7

    Thats prophyltastic.

    Bring you endless happiness and comfort

    That last dot point is probably not the best one to be made, I thought a happy ending was in order.

    Mail order rubbers? I think they would be so unreliable I could be sleeping with my wife and end up getting the hot neighbour pregnant.

  • shmahoo on 19/07/2014 - 09:29
    +12

    these might already be pre-deposited with some madman's progeny on the outside of these, to further develop a master race.

    But at $1.04, it's probably worth the risk

  • Lukian on 19/07/2014 - 09:37
    +4

    33mm seems rather… Short?

    Also seems to only be available in medium

    Dimensions 33mm, 52±2mm (Medium)

  • INFIDEL on 19/07/2014 - 09:50
    +3

    Brand: BOB

    I always thought that BOB was the abbreviation of Baby on Board (signs on cars) - may not be the best brand name for a condom.

    Shape of Appearance: Barbed

    The last thing I would think of putting on a sensitive area would be something described as "Barbed"!

    features unique and special functions

    Can't get thought of Inspector Gadget or Get Smart idea of "special functions" out of my mind.

    • zoomzoomzoom on 19/07/2014 - 11:45
      +4

      lol, my inlaws names are BOB and BARB…..

      • whodidthat on 19/07/2014 - 12:49
        +2

        Keep them off your sensitive areas.

  • [Deactivated] on 19/07/2014 - 09:55
    +3

    Or buy a 12 pack of ribbed from your local Coles for $7.69 (64c each).

  • Savabuck on 19/07/2014 - 09:59
    +7

    Hmmm. Reminds me of that time during the cold war when the American Army placed a special order with the Russian government for 200,000 condoms for their troops - but stipulated they had to be 14 inches long.
    The Russians fulfilled the order but marked each box "Medium".

    • ash2000 on 19/07/2014 - 10:04
      +1

      Similar strategy used during the Vietnam War.

    • Lukian on 19/07/2014 - 10:22
      +1

      These days medium refers to nominal width. Perhaps they were ahead of their time?

    • imp on 19/07/2014 - 13:33
      +3

      several versions of the story here. Cant see any that would have the us army ordering equipment from the Soviets during the cold war.

      http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/01/rubber_wars

      • Tuba on 19/07/2014 - 15:42

        As an official genuine order, one expected to be fulfilled, its likely bullshit. However, you really cant see the CIA, or some branch of the diplomatic corps of the US sending an 'order' for whatever as an attempt to annoy the Russians? Despite the hatred etc, diplomats and the like still communicate on a different level to what you might think. This is exactly the sort of thing I would expect from them, or many other personnel in written contact with the other side.

        Moreover, I can see the receiver sending a caseload or two of whatever it was, as stated in retaliation.

        Trolls were not invented on the internet.

  • jv on 19/07/2014 - 10:34
    +2

    Are these real BOBs, or fakes ?

  • ozy on 19/07/2014 - 10:44
    +3

    WTF @ the green bits! Looks like a vikings helmut!

  • alebox on 19/07/2014 - 10:55
    +2

    this frightens me, and I'd be the one wearing it

  • Pobman on 19/07/2014 - 10:58
    +8

    At last the condom that rubs and scrubs in those hard to reach areas.

    • Regie69 on 19/07/2014 - 11:26

      I don't seem to have that problem

    • morpheu on 19/07/2014 - 16:27

      scrubs?! you're not cleaning a pot or pan here at least for the woman's sake lol!

  • marc0polo on 19/07/2014 - 11:10

    Unusual shaped condoms for unusual shaped men?

    • payton on 19/07/2014 - 11:44
      +1

      for unusual shaped naughty tentacle aliens, more like.

  • quarrymaster on 19/07/2014 - 11:31
    +8

    Looks like something out of a Japanese horror porn. So I've been told.

    • Pobman on 19/07/2014 - 13:01
      +7

      Nah it would be all pixelated then… So I've been told…

  • [Deactivated] on 19/07/2014 - 11:32

    BOB down?

  • zappa on 19/07/2014 - 13:17
    +4

    9 months later - sea monkeys :)

  • ccrap on 19/07/2014 - 13:44
    +1

    tentacles!

  • Spun on 19/07/2014 - 14:15

    Lol. Little tassels and spikes. Make Mr Johnson look like a Mardis Gras float!

  • [Deactivated] on 19/07/2014 - 14:33

    Bob a job? reminds me of my scouting days!

  • whodidthat on 19/07/2014 - 15:05

    I tried American Tips back in the late 70's……..boy, did they make your eyes water!!!!

    • shmahoo on 20/07/2014 - 20:25
      1. you're supposed to tip 15% or greater, and
      2. I think you weren't supposed to get them any higher than waist high! No wonder your eyes watered!
      • whodidthat on 21/07/2014 - 08:35

        hahaha

        But seriously, they were so flippin' small!!!
        It was like trying to get a normal condom onto an elephants wotsit (disclaimer - never tried).

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