It was Isaac Newton who stated in his third law of motion "For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction". Despite being born over 400 years ago it's almost as if he had Mrs Chickentaste in mind when he wrote that one. Because as sure as the sun rises, if I go out after work for 'a couple of beers' and then come home after midnight blind drunk I know that a) I'm sleeping on the sofa and b) the next morning I'll be given 'the list'.
'The list' can include (but is not limited to) any given DIY, cleaning and/or garden job that can be reasonably completleted over an entire weekend but recently has heavily featured requests for tiling. And if you, like me, have been shamed or manipulated into the occasional tiling job by your significant other this could end up being the bargain of the weekend.
I actually have one of these I bought 6 months ago when I did something REALLY stupid involving beer. It's not a trade tool but it was enough to tile the kitchen and living room with. Just remember to go slow, let the saw do the cutting and keep the water tank topped up after every cut and you'll be right.
I bought one for $130, you can have this for $70. You could even go out and buy one now for the next time you get handed a list. That way you can then go out pretend to buy one and then you've got your beer money on the sly..
Right, I need to go delete some pictures of me snorting shots off of a strippers t**s before Mrs Chickentaste sees it and finds something for me to do today that isn't the footy finals.
tl;dr But I need to retile the bathroom.