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Great label maker. Perfect for making labels on the move. Good for labelling use by dates on my cucumbers.

I scrolled down just to pronounce my love for poptarts, but they need an umami version. I have to resort to making my own with hardpressed…

Horses came before cars. And you can make any animal be a pack animal. Cheaper to run. Pick up a tactical vest for your cat on Temu and…

Once while driving my Hyundai Excel, I passed a maserati on Victoria Rd in peak hour traffic.

Unfortunately prices of cars with things like carburettors, chokes, AM radios and drum brakes have gone through the roof. All these old…

Lucky they didn't call it something like the Scag Rag

I need more of these in my life. Always have a spew bucket in reach, my uncle Keith said. Nothing worse than needing a bucket but having to…

I need one of these for a work fancy dress party. I'm going as Ray Gun.

Worst breath mint ever. Takes ages to dissolve and frothed at the mouth for 90minutes. I want my money back.

I find white bread too spicy, but the Maggi beef noodles suit my sensitive digestive system. They even taste great dry. I know this from…

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