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Status | In Penalty Box. |
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Member Since | 29/12/2010 |
Last Seen | 06/09/2019 |
Badges | 1 2 |
Location | Vic |
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Too shy to take a picture of the ticket... instead we get a picture with boobs :(

markjd commented on 8 Ball Pool™ for iPhone/iPad FREE (Was 99c)
This might explain why JV is so good at pocket billiards :P

markjd commented on 50%off Australian Porterhouse Steak $9.99/kg, Big M or Farmers Union Flavored Milk 2L $2.75 @WOW
Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!

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Visions or dreams? [Generally speaking, food in dream usually refers to food for thoughts, ideas, new beliefs, etc. They are ideas you take…

markjd commented on Free Canapès & Drinks 6-9.30pm Tomorrow @ Domayne & Harvey Norman - Melbourne QV - RSVP Today
> Special Guests: > > Joan Hanger - Dream Interpreter

See [beer snob](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beer%20snob).

Zzz... still waiting...

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tsunamisurfer on Official AFL Fremantle Dockers Mens Premium Jackets $59 Save $100 + Shipping

4 grand finals and his pool room has how many [Jock McHale medals](http://www.afl.com.au/stats/awards/jock-mchale-medal)?

Guessing the jacket is made of really soft material... just like their players :P

Chocolate milkshake peanut butter sandwich!

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Bangladesh is the new China, as we all know Chinese workers get paid way too much!

Smooth move :P

markjd commented on Personna Razor Blades, Tri-Flexxx, Triple Blade Cartridges for Men, 8 Cartridges US$7.54 iHerb
Real ozbargainers buy [100 Personna Red double edge blades for $30](http://www.mensbiz.com.au/personna-red-pack-israeli-blades-100.html).

markjd commented on [GTA V] FREE Can of Sprunk, 10% off Many Retailers for Stalking on Lifeinvader & More
Read title as "FREE Can of Spunk..." Slightly disappointed, but I guess I'll have to drink a beer instead tonight :P

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No way! Is that really a thing? Years ago people laughed when I asked "What if we use the skin from skinless chicken in…

If you play as St Kilda star Stephen Milne (aka the rapist), you can do anything you like on an off the field :P

markjd commented on AFL Live 2 XBOX/PS3 for $55 at Target
If you hit the controller combo up up x x x, Hirdy goes into a steroid induced rage and punches everyone on and off the field :P

markjd commented on Premium Steel Garden Shed from Just $249! [NSW]
Wish I had a place big enough to fit a shed!

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markjd commented on Free Kindle Books: Warren Buffet, Bill Gates, Oprah Winfrey, Napoleon Hill, Sell Like Obama
Mis-read the title as "Napolean Dynamite"... disappointed it's not him :(

markjd commented on [FREE KINDLE eBooks] Meeting Women on Facebook, More Confident With Women, Quitting Smoking
Step 1 to meeting women on Facebook: sign up to Facebook. Nope.

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It will be awesome when someone else is involved when you are having sex!

Unfortunately, the URL you supplied is for a spell checker, not a grammar checker.

markjd commented on [FREE KINDLE eBooks] Reasons to Hate Cats (Was $3), Booker T (Was $10), True Story of The 9/11 Surfer
That cat book was even more lame than I expected: avoid.


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Step 1: don't use your real name in your user profile... oops :P

Impressive haul, but next time bring a shopping trolley to the [back of the truck and fill 'er up](http://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/99204)…


Especially if you're a [St Kilda football player with a lighter](http://www.afl.com.au/news/2013-09-02/dwarfs-clothes-lit-up-by-saint) :P

Agreed... did that dwarf feast at Bilbo's place go for an hour and a half or did I just zone out?
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