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We use these straps that are like seatbelts that will tether dog to seatbelt hole when in passenger seat or attatch to similar in back…

3. Thought you had to sell your car before buying a new one? Don't jerk other people around by inspecting cars you can't afford to buy. It…

2. Remember the prices advertised on car sales are not the prices the cars are selling for. They are either the wishful thinking of the…

1. If he drove, walk around his car and check out what condition his car is in? Ie: does he have a habit of reversing into things, side…

Surprised that no one has suggested visiting the deli and asking the server for free samples to taste. Could have a picnic and pay for…

I've always wondered why somebody would voluntarily become a proctologist.

Frontline workers are generally employed by the government. Social media influencers are generally self employed

It's not that we don't value the people who do it, there are just so many people capable of doing it.

Gotta work out if you need police, fire or ambo for starters and I suppose also weed out the false alarm calls that nobody needs to attend.…

I rang 000 when I was four to report that someone stole $3 out of my money box. (I didn't have a money box).

- Professional business cards - Professional business stationery - Stick on magnet signage for your car (if you don't want to wrap the…

OMG! Not only did this muppet find decent employment upon completing his law degree, he continued to get alternative employment and is…

I've got a dead parrot. If he wasn't nailed to the perch he'd be pushing up daises.

What do these two companies know about making fridges? I thought one specialised in vacuums and the other in cars. Makes me think making…

First rule is to operate in stealth mode. This means tell no one connected to job one what you are doing in job two. Second rule: avoid…

I just go to the dealer, pick out the car I want, negotiate a trade in price for the old car, sign a few things then drive away in the new…

Why would someone sell any vehicle after owning it for only two years?

That's why they invented the scroll function (and ADHD meds).

I am not the Messiah.

If you eat them before you own them or form a contract to buy/sell them, how does the seller withdraw the goods from sale after you've…

Any annual limits you use with one PHI, carry over to the second PHI. Only way to game the PHI system is to change insurer before April 1…

Use a nekid lady and stream on only fans Theme song "we didn't start the fire" Bruce Springsteen "Running on Empty" Jackson Browne

You didn't like the sequel?

Kinks => Gallon of gas

Haven't you sold it now? Didn't you sell it with a compliance performed by a qualified compliance giver dude? Didn't you get that…

Any chance you broke something or something wriggled loose/broke off/fell apart during the 12 months you towed the thing all over…

I wonder how parents used to do the grocery shopping before they invented those single serve yoghurt thingies...

God cares.

What do you use the ice pick for?

It is ok to tell a child "no". Just sayin' One of mine had a tantrum in a shopping centre once. Just the one kid and he only did it that…