Inspired by this deal by astr0 I checked out random crap at my local OW. Found this Smash Vanity Hipster Satchel. It's Smash so it's anti-establishment and fits in with the …
Only 300 available so drop everything your doing.
These authentico Italian plumber/porn star Mustaches are guaranteed to make you 100% more desirable to the ladies.
Also,
Red Beam Laser Pointer for $1.00
http://www.meritline.com/compact-3-in-1-white-and-blue-led-flashlight-laser-er---p-34998.aspx?
Universal Car Charger, Mini USB Car Charger for $1.99