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Fakeo Mustachios, 95cents USD Shipped from Meritline

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Fakeo Mustachios, 95cents USD Shipped from Meritline
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rekabkram on 09/09/2013 - 21:17 meritline.com (1912 clicks)
Last edited 09/09/2013 - 21:30
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Only 300 available so drop everything your doing.
These authentico Italian plumber/porn star Mustaches are guaranteed to make you 100% more desirable to the ladies.

But this product isn't just for men, ladies ever been ashamed of the fact that you always could grow a quality beard and yet have a patchy and undesirable mustache? Then look no further, these fake Mustaches will make you the beast of the ball and could even help you win the coveted mustache award at this years bearded lady competition.

So drop your work, drop your shopping, drop your children and buy before they sell out.

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  • c64 on 09/09/2013 - 21:19
    +8

    But this product isn't just for men

    funny, a lot of women i see don't need fake mustaches. they are doing quite well as it is. they also have armpits full of hair. am i hanging out with the wrong crowd?

    • sk3iron on 09/09/2013 - 21:26
      +5

      yes

      • voteoften on 09/09/2013 - 21:37

        yes

        • [Deactivated] on 09/09/2013 - 22:24

          yes?

        • aerona on 09/09/2013 - 23:08

          yes!

    • payton on 09/09/2013 - 21:36
      +6

      But this product isn't just for men

      in case of mishap when trying to shave that perfect landing strip, just attach the Fakeo to rekindle romance.

    • barbargain on 09/09/2013 - 22:41

      I guess you are mistaking them for women. May be look for other features.

    • Forfiet on 10/09/2013 - 02:06

      NO…oops…..YES!!!!

    • Phoebus on 10/09/2013 - 07:59
      +4

      Compliment someone on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend any more.

    • strangeloops66 on 10/09/2013 - 10:05
      +1

      I love hairy armpits - wispy, not Bavarian forest!

  • thefunkygibbon on 09/09/2013 - 21:25
    +8

    Stock up for Movember?

    • Koolbargain on 10/09/2013 - 10:07
      -6

      Are you like 12?

      • [Deactivated] on 10/09/2013 - 11:48

        He is Asian.

      • thefunkygibbon on 11/09/2013 - 23:08

        That wouldn't have made any difference, I could have grown a moustache before I was 12..

  • yaziyo on 09/09/2013 - 21:28
    +2

    http://www.meritline.com/stylish-costume-fake-mustache---p-5…
    Non-mobile link.

    I love these mos, they're a lot of fun.

    • rekabkram on 09/09/2013 - 21:31

      Cheers mate, link updated.

      • jv on 09/09/2013 - 21:51
        -4

        Fakeo Mustachios, 95cents Shipped

        It's actually $1.08 AUD

        • [Deactivated] on 09/09/2013 - 22:20
          +4

          wrong.
          its actually 5.81 chinese yuan

        • Forfiet on 10/09/2013 - 02:07
          +2

          Yuan?…..no haven't met him….

  • langitbiru on 09/09/2013 - 21:32

    bought 1 seconds ago

  • jimbler on 09/09/2013 - 21:39
    +4

    You could probably grow a Merv Hughes mo while you're waiting for this thing to arrive from Meritline.

  • jv on 09/09/2013 - 21:45

    Is the Freddie Mercury back in stock?

  • jv on 09/09/2013 - 21:46
    +4

    Toy contains a marble.

    huh ???

  • spychiatrist on 09/09/2013 - 21:51

    Would buy a Jackass version to gift

  • Radar on 09/09/2013 - 21:59

    Good if you need to speak Italian

    • jv on 09/09/2013 - 22:03

      You have a problem with that?

  • soyea on 09/09/2013 - 22:18
    +1

    Put the ones bought earlier on our toilet door knobs at work, they look cool like Super Mario!

  • Maestrok on 09/09/2013 - 22:27

    Just in time for Movember

  • bargained on 09/09/2013 - 22:34

    Wow these are fake? They look real to me.
    Bought 7.

  • DEvok on 09/09/2013 - 22:37

    Don't let these tick to for using as a mustachios, it can be used anywhere besides your mouth, be creative!

  • calkay on 09/09/2013 - 22:38
    -2

    Oh - this brings back a memory from a few years back. Some office worker for secret santa bought me a card of these for a quid when the arranged spend was 10 quid. Not a tight arse as such but WRONG for the time and place. Remember all the crass comments re Brazilians etc …hey…was that really you??!! The last laugh was that I got the guy the sack for gross misconduct a few months later. Moral of the story… don't ever gift fake mustaches! Haha And yes he was arrogant…maybe not so much now. time to Mo………. on

    • JepunK on 10/09/2013 - 00:39

      cool story bro…

      wish bob was here…

      • tazmaniak on 10/09/2013 - 08:46
        +3

        Needs more dragons.

  • pao2x on 09/09/2013 - 22:40
    +2

    What no love for Hitler mo?

    • Forfiet on 10/09/2013 - 02:10

      no reply to this comment yet??? Its hard to be tactful when there is a million things you could say 90% of them would probably offend someone….I'll stay clear of this one :)

  • AndPlagueFlowers on 10/09/2013 - 05:18

    Thanks - great item for promoting Movember at work for the Mo Sistas!

  • arsenal1 on 10/09/2013 - 07:09
    +1

    Excellent, Now i can combine this with all the pizza deals and look like Ron Jeremy.

  • marquise on 10/09/2013 - 07:18

    These are counterfeit. I didn't license them.

  • Windows7forever on 10/09/2013 - 08:50

    Will any of these mustaches help me look like Tom Selleck?

  • UFO on 10/09/2013 - 10:54
    +5

    Items frequently bought together with this item…..

    A laser pointer, and an LED tyre light.

    What type of sickos are out there riding bicycles at night time armed with laser pointers and mustaches?
    Be afraid, be very afriad.

    • ahly92 on 10/09/2013 - 20:15

      what's more scary is that they viewed stun gun and a rattle snake…did i mention the BLOOD circulation head scalp…

  • bargain247 on 10/09/2013 - 11:04

    An item with shipping for less than A$1. I can't figure out how it work…

    • strangeloops66 on 10/09/2013 - 12:03
      +1

      Government subsidy.

      • rekabkram on 10/09/2013 - 12:40
        +8

        Ah yes the Australian/Chinese Mustache act of 1973

        • postage on all mustaches real and fake between Australia and China will be covered in full by the respective government so long as they make the wearer look like a pornstar or plumber.

        Of course the act was almost repelled when Julia Gillard came to power and she was then ousted by her government.

        • ahly92 on 10/09/2013 - 20:17

          What??…it is actually under section 51 xxxi of the Australian constitution

  • cdeep0 on 11/09/2013 - 17:12
    +1

    seems the code is expired:(

    • Janko on 21/09/2013 - 21:43
      -1

      same here

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