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Free Endangered Species Styled Condoms Pack

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Free Endangered Species Styled Condoms Pack
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[Deactivated] on 19/02/2013 - 18:49 salsa.democracyinaction.org (11775 clicks)

If you don't know what these are, you don't need them.
These do take a while to come so be patient.
Tick the distributions volunteer to receive yours.
They come in packs of 40 to give to friends, family etc. or use them yourself.

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  • alvian on 19/02/2013 - 18:51
    +16

    If they are endangered species, why do you want them to use condoms?

    Edit: Sorry, I missed the "Styled" in your title.

    • cloud68 on 19/02/2013 - 21:37
      +2

      IMHO endangered species shouldn't have been wrapped in condoms

  • Roary on 19/02/2013 - 18:55
    +59

    quote "They do take a while to come"

    Are you talking about the condoms or us when we use them?

    • bich.light on 19/02/2013 - 19:42
      +2

      Great minds think alike! ;)

      • altomic on 19/02/2013 - 19:49
        +21

        or, fools never differ.

  • Balls on 19/02/2013 - 18:57
    +9

    damn the 2 comments i want to make both here oh wells nothing left to poke at …or is it

    • Commonwealth Pig on 19/02/2013 - 19:27
      +43

      With the username balls you should be able to come up with something.

      • azza92 on 19/02/2013 - 20:09
        +13

        He's just bitter he gets no protection

      • strangeloops66 on 19/02/2013 - 20:37
        +8

        Balls is empty?

        • scrimshaw on 19/02/2013 - 21:34
          +8

          He can be quite impotent when it comes to "coming up" with something.

        • strangeloops66 on 19/02/2013 - 23:54
          +5

          I was just trying to get a rise out of him.

        • dealman on 20/02/2013 - 16:57
          +1

          castrated maybe ;-)

    • Grish on 21/02/2013 - 09:09
      +1

      Shooting blanks huh balls?

  • Ace on 19/02/2013 - 19:02
    +45

    Thanks, the kids will love these.

    • Chthonic on 19/02/2013 - 19:05
      +54

      You live in Tasmania?

      • [Deactivated] on 19/02/2013 - 19:13
        +13

        too bad the Tasmanian Tiger is already extinct

        • antler on 20/02/2013 - 01:03
          +3

          The Tassie Devil's still hanging on…

      • J 1 on 19/02/2013 - 20:08
        +1

        Must be Adelaide… Tasmanians don't use them.

      • [Deactivated] on 19/02/2013 - 21:34
        +26

        He said Kids, not Sister.

      • machej on 20/02/2013 - 00:00
        +8

        My fingers are hurting… from clicking the + too many times on all these comments.

    • annoynimous on 19/02/2013 - 23:55
      +2

      future kids,

      not so.

  • c64 on 19/02/2013 - 19:14
    +4

    i think they are after people to distribute them rather than use all themselves

  • c64 on 19/02/2013 - 19:18

    how do we know this is legit?

  • Composure on 19/02/2013 - 19:19
    +7

    For the people who want to have sex, with animals.

  • kermuffle on 19/02/2013 - 19:20
    +2

    the site talks about overpopulation… do these sterilise their users?

    • scrimshaw on 19/02/2013 - 20:02
      +6

      The condoms are secretly laced with Polonium 213??

  • moolah on 19/02/2013 - 19:20

    one size fits all?

    • Ace on 19/02/2013 - 19:38
      +3

      They are 'styled' after endangered species. I made a note and ordered asian elephant condoms.

      • superforever on 19/02/2013 - 19:41

        Any photo? How an elephant condom like?

        • strangeloops66 on 19/02/2013 - 20:39
          +25

          Looks like a rubbish bin liner.

      • [Deactivated] on 19/02/2013 - 20:03
        +3

        if you are referring to their long trunks I feel sorry for you

        elephant trunks are usually floppy and flaccid

        maybe some mouse frangers would be more suitable

        ;-)

        • linnaen on 19/02/2013 - 21:00
          +22

          Why does an elephant have 4 feet?

          Because he'd look silly with just 6 inches

  • hutsy on 19/02/2013 - 19:21

    oh cool, free water balloons!

      • giggles on 19/02/2013 - 21:35

        LoL, that's funny.

        Not enough people watch South Park here I see.

        • machej on 20/02/2013 - 00:03
          +3

          Or people just don't want to take the mickey at people who aren't politicians or people who haven't done anything wrong.

        • Velocita on 20/02/2013 - 19:35

          Plenty of others unfortunately do.

      • EightImmortals on 20/02/2013 - 15:14
        +1

        Headline "Bindi Irwin becomes a eugenicist."

        lols. :)

        • iseenya on 20/02/2013 - 19:30

          Crikey!

    • The Gent on 20/02/2013 - 00:33

      Too soon bro. tear

  • adder on 19/02/2013 - 19:25

    thanks op got my party balloons on there way.

  • boonanza on 19/02/2013 - 19:28
    +5

    Pity this wasn't posted last week it could have been a perfect match with the ikea free cot deal in 9 months:)

    • Scrooge McDuck on 19/02/2013 - 19:44

      Actually you need them now, not then. Else you'll be needing a non-free cot.

    • csg001 on 19/02/2013 - 19:54
      +2

      If you used these, chances are you won't be eligible for the Ikea deal.

  • QuickdraW on 19/02/2013 - 19:41
    +30

    I'm now eagerly awaiting a deal on cheap women to put these to use.

    • strangeloops66 on 19/02/2013 - 20:44
      +29

      I'm looking for a cheap man, and it looks like I'm in right place.

      • Scrooge McDuck on 19/02/2013 - 21:43
        +17

        There's no way you could be a real woman.

        • lostinsydney on 19/02/2013 - 23:49
          +6

          dude looks like a lady!

        • alkster on 20/02/2013 - 13:27

          Just because you have never seen one doesn't mean they don't exist.

        • dealman on 20/02/2013 - 17:03
          +2

          @ Scrooge,

          HE didn't say HE's a woman, HE just said HE's looking for a cheap MAN.

        • strangeloops66 on 20/02/2013 - 18:23
          +2

          What HE said.

        • Scrooge McDuck on 20/02/2013 - 19:26
          +1

          The possibility occurred to me soon after posting.

  • bich.light on 19/02/2013 - 19:47
    +5

    My penis is the endangered species, only one of it!

    • ozgriff on 19/02/2013 - 20:56
      +3

      but it's part of the common species known as the Trouser Snake… maybe you're from the rarer albino spotted snake family?

    • nicksinternet on 19/02/2013 - 22:29
      +3

      Hasn't been spotted in the wild for a very long time.

  • Quppa on 19/02/2013 - 19:53

    Not a fan of Neo-Malthusianism, but I can handle a bit of cognitive dissonance :)

    • giggles on 19/02/2013 - 19:59
      +13

      Thanks Google.

    • tdw on 20/02/2013 - 01:26
      +1

      Kevin Rudd has joined OzBargain? :o

  • anastasiastarz on 19/02/2013 - 20:02

    Not sure if you'll receive it. There's a list of countries, and US states, but no area for state if you aren't in the US.

    • sasangeleus on 19/02/2013 - 20:16
      +3

      you can choose Other. its at the bottom

  • cucumber on 19/02/2013 - 20:05
    +7

    top right corner "Because life is good" - how ironic!

  • BuyoTheCat on 19/02/2013 - 20:06
    +22

    I got a new pickup line.
    "So…want to help save a polar bear?"

    • strangeloops66 on 19/02/2013 - 20:46
      +6

      Her response may be as cool as the bear's environment.

      • BuyoTheCat on 19/02/2013 - 21:02

        no. it wont. it will be hot and steamy!

      • [Deactivated] on 19/02/2013 - 23:57
        +5

        or you could end up being on the endangered species list as well

    • Ace on 19/02/2013 - 20:48
      +7

      "Want to help save a giant panda?"
      b*tches love pandas

  • hamwhisperer on 19/02/2013 - 20:15

    This is not half as cool as I expected :(

    I thought this was some kind of cool bedside chest you keep your condoms in and it's endangered species because well,.. all your little dudes aren't going to make it there are they? ……

  • ev3nfl0w on 19/02/2013 - 20:23
    +4

    "You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals
    So let's do it like they do on the discover channel
    Getting horny now"

    Never knew the title of this song was "The Bad Touch"!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k

  • t25 on 19/02/2013 - 20:29
    +2

    Lets see if they arrive at all. i got a feeling it is something i wont get.

  • johnno07 on 19/02/2013 - 20:37
    +4

    I'm sorry but something called an Ozark hellbender is not getting anywhere near my ween.

    • strangeloops66 on 19/02/2013 - 20:49
      +11

      No need to shorten weener, it's pretty short already.

      • dan76n on 19/02/2013 - 22:34
        +4

        At least ur honest.

  • ixl on 19/02/2013 - 20:48
    +4

    Yay free Willy

  • Jayskies on 19/02/2013 - 21:00
    +11

    I came here to protect my python, not the environment…

    • m0nkeycheese on 19/02/2013 - 21:48
      +2

      Quack

      • Jayskies on 19/02/2013 - 22:37

        My endangered python doesn't ;)

  • MakingBacon on 19/02/2013 - 21:03
    +5

    I am going to give the wife the old king cobra tonight…

    • strangeloops66 on 19/02/2013 - 22:33
      +7

      Is she a snake charmer?

      • dealman on 20/02/2013 - 17:12

        Or a mongoose ;-)

        • strangeloops66 on 20/02/2013 - 22:51

          How do you refer to mongoose x n (where n does not equal 1)?

          There once was a man who was starting up a small zoo. He had received all the animals he wanted for his zoo from fellow zoo's and game parks around the area, except the Mongoose. So the man decided to write a letter to the largest zoo in the area and it went like this:

          To whom it may concern…

          I would like to purchase 2 Mongeese from you… He thought that did not sound right so he started again.

          I would like to purchase 2 Mongooses from you. Now the man still thought that this didn't sound at all right, so he tried again:

          I would like to purchase 2 Mongi from your zoo… The man was on the verge of giving up, until he had a great idea…

          To whom it may concern…

          I would like to purchase 1 Mongoose from your zoo. PS could you send another Mongoose with that 1!

  • cpho on 19/02/2013 - 21:17

    Hhahahahahahahaha….
    Aahahahahahah, wheeeeew.
    You people crack me up

    Got a pack ;D
    thanks OP

  • annoynimous on 19/02/2013 - 21:37
    +1

    a few million tadpoles are getting endangered if that's what they meant

  • Infraction on 19/02/2013 - 21:39

    Even though I would use a few i'm not going to sign up for this on the basis that they would be better used by someone who would legitimately distribute them

  • valac12 on 19/02/2013 - 21:40
    +9

    Hopefully there's a baby seal one so the missus can give it a good clubbing.

  • BH1 on 19/02/2013 - 22:23

    Lol WTF?? Here we go again :)

  • Sharp on 19/02/2013 - 22:26

    Endangered species for my enlarged species. Match made in heaven.

  • BH1 on 19/02/2013 - 22:37
    +1

    Tick tok tick tok please save the Ewok, Get this "rubber" while its in stock and wrap it around your good ol ….. ;)

  • desalf on 19/02/2013 - 23:06
    +3

    Lol just saw number of comments was 69. Very nice.

  • DEvok on 19/02/2013 - 23:47

    I'm so sorry what are condones used for? Can they be used to make animal balloons?

    • Ace on 19/02/2013 - 23:55
      +1

      Yes. They can also be used as a waterproof case for your phone.

    • Tal_Shiar on 20/02/2013 - 00:05
      +1

      These could probably make animal water bombs, but you might need 2 people to carry it

    • tdw on 20/02/2013 - 01:29
      +2

      i wouldn't condone it :p

  • winhhh on 19/02/2013 - 23:56
    +2

    Just letting you know this may or may not be a phishing scam… I just noticed the URLs…

    The one being linked here:
    salsa.democracyinaction.org/o/2167/t/5243/signUp.jsp?key=4774

    The one that I found by Googling "Volunteer to Distribute Free Endangered Species Condoms":
    action.biologicaldiversity.org/p/salsa/web/common/public/signup?signup_page_KEY=4774

    • lostn on 20/02/2013 - 01:17

      40 sounds like a lot to give out per person.

    • DiscountDevil on 20/02/2013 - 09:26
      +1

      Good call, I went with the google version just to be safe. Wouldn't want to catch anything nasty going in unprotected. :D

  • SpaceNinja on 20/02/2013 - 00:36

    At first I thought these were condoms for endangered species; didn't sound right.

  • alvian on 20/02/2013 - 00:40

    This campaign is a waste of packaging because there are only 150,000 condoms in total to be given away. http://www.endangeredspeciescondoms.com/ How many condoms does the population of US use and discard in 3 minutes?

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