Second Hand Toilet Paper Machine from US$1000

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Function introduction:

  • Molding wheel adopt box type suspended structure,easy to change mould.
  • Double motor adjust speed synchronously,more powerful traction force.

Congratulations.. you are a true Ozbargainer willing to look at second hand toilet paper !!

  • Touch screen and human-computer interface of servo system, the operation is more personalization, the operation for adjust air cylinder is more convenience.
  • Automatic to alarm, malfunction prompt,easy to adjust and maintenance.
  • Automatic counting for the number of on the duty and add up.
  • Glue pump can autoregulation fixed amount glue,the production speed will fast and the products is in good quality when on lower temperature.
  • Adopt hoist to load the raw material,relieve the power of work

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Comments

  • +4

    second hand toilet paper, machine

    or

    second hand toilet paper machine

  • Just for laughs my friend.

  • +3

    Second hand toilet paper machine? Yet the link also states "Product Type: Paper Plate Machine"

    You would not want to get those two mixed up at dinner.

    Or after dinner on the loo.

  • +5

    No deal. I prefer the Manual Butt Fusion Welding machine
    http://www.alibaba.com/product-gs/629843459/FEI_MANUAL_BUTT_…

    Who needs toilet paper when you can weld your butt?

    • Looks good. "Two sizes are available 160mm and 200mm"

      Where do I measure from?

    • I'd much prefer the squeeze tool.

  • Bhahahahaha @ scrimshaw nice find man

  • Holy sheet! Thats a great deal!

  • Why would you need this, simple recycle what you have already - saves money better for environment and definitely NOT green.

    Rather Brown like the so called Green leader….

    • A bit behind the times with your political news? He retired last year. And if you were going to say he's still running the show then Howard is too in the same sense.

      • Sorry to offend your political aspirations, it was a play on the green/brown words. And that recycled loo paper would be brown. I guess I touched a raw nerve. Sorry

        • Nah no worries didn't touch any nerve. Don't quit your day job to write puns though.

  • Was reading a blog in the USA once, where the lady said her family uses cotton rags. After using they put them into a bucket to be washed and reused again. Even I'M not that cheap.

    • Cost of soap, detergent?

      Penny wise, pound foolish it seems.

      • +1

        if you wanna be real cheap just steal paper towels from HJs Maccas etc.

        they were the source of the poo so why not use their resources to clean it up

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