[Past Best Before] Smirnoff Double Black 5% 375ml x 48 Cans $99 + Metro Shipping from $11.95 (up to 3 Cases) @ Craft Cartel

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[Past Best Before] Smirnoff Double Black 5% 375ml x 48 Cans $99 + Metro Shipping from $11.95 (up to 3 Cases) @ Craft Cartel
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AssociatedCraft Cartel Liquor on 16/02/2025 - 16:20 craftcartel.com.au (420 clicks)
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Past best before date of Jan 11, 2025.

You spoke we listened. The deal wasn’t sharp enough. Now 48 cans for $99!

Smirnoff Double Black 5% – 2 x (24 x 375ml)pack
RRP: $236
ABV: 5.0%
48x 375ml cans
Best before: Jan 11, 2025
Dispatch date: 27/02

We have a limited number of these cases. Past BB, but as a pre mix not sure what a BB date is for :)

Shipping from $11.95 to metro areas in Sydney, Melbourne, Geelong and Brisbane. To get the most out of your shipping to these areas, note that the shipping charge is fixed for 3 cases (so less than $4 per ctn when you order 3 cases)

Alcohol Pre-Mixed Drink Smirnoff

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Comments

  • Mike Nolan on 16/02/2025 - 16:22
    +12

    $71+ for an expired case of grog? Hmm…

    • Ham Dragon on 16/02/2025 - 16:25
      +6

      Who in their right mind is paying $118 for a slab of 5% gut rot lollywater?

      • OzzyBrak on 16/02/2025 - 16:34
        +13

        I thought double black was 7% or 8% back in the day. It was 2 standard drinks from memory.

        When did they start watering them down?

        • Ham Dragon on 16/02/2025 - 16:36
          +8

          It absolutely was, which makes this even more of a ripoff, even at $59.

        • Donmega123 on 16/02/2025 - 18:49

          A mate knew an girl who drank this as chasers to a litre of vodka most nights, back in the day when it was stronger.

          • Matt P on 16/02/2025 - 19:34

            @Donmega123: Asssume knew as in past tense, because she's dead now.

            • Donmega123 on 16/02/2025 - 19:38

              @Matt P: Not necessarily I think some people just have extraordinary constitutions which in a backward way sort of enable severe alcoholism. I read a book once that argued that people that became very heavy smokers had fantastic lungs to begin with. There's always a cost somewhere though.

  • bob98 on 16/02/2025 - 16:25
    +2

    $43 shipping to sunshine coast :(

    • AssociatedCraft Cartel Liquor @ Craft Cartel on 16/02/2025 - 16:26

      We'd love to find cheap ways to get booze up your way @bob98. If you have any tips, we'd love to hear them. Weighty items are such a challenge to ship!

      • bob98 on 16/02/2025 - 16:30

        i got nothing sorry aus post had 10k off me last year and i only ship under 1kg :(

      • sn00ze on 17/02/2025 - 13:18

        I'm on Sunshine Coast QLD and was paying $13 shipping for years, until recently. Now $42 for a slab !?
        What's changed?

      • qld1960 on 17/02/2025 - 17:12
        +1

        Is Deagon 4017 in Brisbane not metro it is coming up at $34.08 delivery

  • AssociatedCraft Cartel Liquor @ Craft Cartel on 16/02/2025 - 16:25
    +1

    Thanks @Mike Nolan. Smirnoff is never this cheap and it's a pre mix (of vodka none the less).

    Unlike beers, the product loses no integrity or flavour.

    Appreciate if it's not your jam though too!

    • cr0n on 16/02/2025 - 17:09
      +6

      flavour may stay the same, but as with soft drinks when past the best before, its about losing its fizz

  • Dirkmirk on 16/02/2025 - 16:49
    +8

    Since when was "Double Black" 5%?

    • Mike Nolan on 16/02/2025 - 17:32
      -1

      About fifteen years now lol

    • Jolakot on 16/02/2025 - 17:53
      +8

      Not the same as the Double Black you'd typically buy in a retail store, which are 6.5%.

      These cans are meant to be sold individually at festivals and events, specifically to comply with (dumb) licensing laws that ban the sale of pre-mix drinks over 5% after 12am in temporary venues: https://www.business.qld.gov.au/industries/hospitality-touri…

      I'm assuming these were ear-marked for a festival that was cancelled, and being sold off cheap in bulk to re-coup losses.

  • mdcsooty on 16/02/2025 - 17:44
    +1

    Shipping to 2230 coming in at Rate: $21.95

    I’m Sydney Metro

    I did have other stuff x 2 which made it $31.28 but then removed and was still Rate: $21.95

    • CptnObvious on 16/02/2025 - 19:28

      2230 is hardly Sydney Metro bro. Try something like 2008 and it will come out to be $11.95.

  • AssociatedCraft Cartel Liquor @ Craft Cartel on 16/02/2025 - 19:24

    Hi @mdsooty - thanks for the message. In a weird oddity, there are several suburbs with that postcode. Two are actually deemed out of metro.

    Would would still love to look after you, so if you can email [email protected], we can get it sorted out for you.

    Appreciate your understanding and support.

    Cheers

  • leasky on 16/02/2025 - 19:25

    Theres an offer 2 for 99! Instead of this one

    • AssociatedCraft Cartel Liquor @ Craft Cartel on 16/02/2025 - 19:35
      +1

      You spoke, we listened. Now 48 cans for $99. Tell your friends!

  • XXRydeR on 16/02/2025 - 19:46
    +1

    $41 shipping for me, all be it I am regional Victoria (3950) I did used to have slabs from Craft Cartel shipped to me for about $18 in the past. Logistics is a cut throat industry and it's hard to find good couriers at decent rates. Makes me sad 😢

  • LeftHandSeat on 16/02/2025 - 19:56

    Thought it wasn’t a bad deal when you add on the 10% off for signing up to the newsletter.

    48 cans for ~$2.12 a can.

    $99.99
    Discount: -$10.00
    Shipping: $11.95 (3350 regional VIC)

  • AFIELD on 16/02/2025 - 19:56

    I just purchased prior to the price change, any chance CC will match for me ?

  • merocky5 on 16/02/2025 - 20:55
    +1

    $41.02 shipping to metro Vic 3030

  • AssociatedCraft Cartel Liquor @ Craft Cartel on 16/02/2025 - 21:03

    That doesn’t sound great! Could you email [email protected] and we can take a look and get it sorted.

    Cheers

    • sween64 on 16/02/2025 - 21:37
      +1

      Under each comment there’s a reply button, you can reply directly to commenters.

  • J4ckal on 16/02/2025 - 21:10
    +1

    Commendations to the rep for being accommodating and seemingly helpful. Us Ozbargainer's can be a whingy bunch.

    • AssociatedCraft Cartel Liquor @ Craft Cartel on 17/02/2025 - 08:20

      Thanks @J4ckal. We do our best and appreciate your support!

  • AyTrain on 16/02/2025 - 21:21

    Are you negotiable on price

    • AssociatedCraft Cartel Liquor @ Craft Cartel on 17/02/2025 - 08:19

      Hi @aytrain - if you’re looking for a bulk order over 20 cases, drop us an email: [email protected] and we’ll see what we can do.

      Cheers

  • PVA on 16/02/2025 - 22:14

    Cheaper than Coke cans.

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