🔥VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL – 36 HERO CONDOMS FOR JUST $6!🔥
Roses? Overrated. Chocolates? Gone in minutes. But 36 condoms for $6? Now that’s a gift that keeps on giving! 💕
WHAT YOU GET:
🍆 3 packs of 12 (36 total) – Because once just isn’t enough.
🛟 Flared design & reservoir tip – Like a parachute, but for other important things.
💦 Pre-lubricated & extra lube included – Because friction is only fun in arguments.
🌱 Vegan-friendly – No animals harmed in the making of your fun times.
📏 54mm nominal width – Aka, the standard (cough Asian) size. If you need bigger, congrats, now’s your time to brag.
WHAT TO EXPECT IN THE COMMENTS 🤣:
📢 “$6? That’s a LIFETIME supply for me!” – Sorry, champ.
📢 “These run small, better size up!” – We get it, bro. You lift.
📢 “Why do they come in packs of 12? That’s optimistic.” – Believe in yourself.
Oh, and for every one you buy, another is donated to an HIV/AIDS organisation. So technically, even if you don’t use them, you’re still a hero. 🦸♂️
💨 At this price, don’t be silly, wrap your willy!
Lets Start…