• expired

Jawline Exerciser $0 + $10 Shipping @ The Chew Crew

012
Jawline Exerciser $0 + $10 Shipping @ The Chew Crew
Go to Deal
AssociatedLaeonoq on 17/09/2024 - 09:28 thechewcrewshop.com (257 clicks)
Last edited 17/09/2024 - 12:07 by 1 other user
INSTA

Hey Guys,

As a promotion other than our prize giveaway, we are also giving away our popular jawline trainer for free, Just cover shipping!

Please see below!

https://www.instagram.com/p/C_8AcLtSGwb/

Product Info:

This Facial Muscle Exerciser is not just any ordinary fitness tool. It’s a revolution in your fitness and beauty routine, designed to give you a younger and more beautiful appearance.

Crafted from food-grade silicone, this muscle exerciser is safe and durable. Its unique design and advanced technology make it the perfect tool for shaping and tightening your face and neck.

Here’s why you’ll love it:

Make You Look Younger: This tool can improve the line of your chin, making your chin look younger and more beautiful.
Retouching the Face: Using advanced technology to quickly shape and tighten the face and neck.
Easy to Carry: Convenient, hands-free exercise, easy to carry, very suitable for fitness and work.
Reduce Putty: Putty has been shown to reduce appetite, thereby increasing weight loss.
High-Quality Silica Gel: Made with food-grade silica gel to ensure safety.
The Facial Muscle Exerciser is suitable for a variety of scenarios including running sports, fitness equipment, health massage, fitness and bodybuilding, chess and card entertainment, sports trends.

So why wait? Experience the rejuvenating effects of our Facial Muscle Exerciser today. Your face will thank you!

Health & Beauty Jaw Exerciser

Related Stores

The Chew Chew
The Chew Chew

closed Comments

  • droodle on 17/09/2024 - 09:30

    Urrm .. huh?

    • Associatedaeonoq @ The Chew Chew on 17/09/2024 - 09:34

      Added description of product to the post, thanks for the recommendation :)

  • Thrifty Dan on 17/09/2024 - 09:31

    What is this? It is also a false claim to say it is free plus shipping!

    • Associatedaeonoq @ The Chew Chew on 17/09/2024 - 09:33

      Fixed the title! Thanks for the recommendation :)

  • doobes on 17/09/2024 - 09:34

    there are some really gullible people in this world.

  • m9 on 17/09/2024 - 09:36
    +2

    US$2.50 on Aliexpress

    False claim alert:

    Make You Look Younger: This tool can improve the line of your chin, making your chin look younger and more beautiful.
    Retouching the Face: Using advanced technology to quickly shape and tighten the face and neck.
    Reduce Putty: Putty has been shown to reduce appetite, thereby increasing weight loss.

    • Associatedaeonoq @ The Chew Chew on 17/09/2024 - 09:39
      -1

      Add on their conversion fees, shipping costs and delivery times :)

      • m9 on 17/09/2024 - 09:42
        +4

        Still cheaper once you factor in the US1.99 shipping. Free shipping if spending over US$10. Choice items have quick delivery. Negged for false claims and it's cheaper from Aliexpress.

        • Associatedaeonoq @ The Chew Chew on 17/09/2024 - 09:53

          We have personally tested the products months before introducing them.

          Reducing putty is a term in the dermatological world:

          https://www.everydayhealth.com/rheumatoid-arthritis/living-w…

          Not the putty your thinking of.

          We appreciate the comment and feedback :)

          • m9 on 17/09/2024 - 09:56

            @aeonoq: Your claims are based on personally tested the products?

            • Associatedaeonoq @ The Chew Chew on 17/09/2024 - 09:58
              -1

              @m9: Correct, we test the products with our engineers and batch testing!

              Feel free to message us if you have any additional concerns

              • m9 on 17/09/2024 - 09:58
                +1

                @aeonoq: Now you have a bunch of engineers just batch chewing this product?

          • Rorzaborg on 17/09/2024 - 10:22

            @aeonoq: Your link doesn't even mention putty at all?

  • Bdawg on 17/09/2024 - 09:44

    "Reduce Putty: Putty has been shown to reduce appetite, thereby increasing weight loss." What?

    • Associatedaeonoq @ The Chew Chew on 17/09/2024 - 09:54

      Please see above. We appreciate the feedback :)

  • Save Medicare on 17/09/2024 - 09:50
    +1

    Is this for mewing

    • Associatedaeonoq @ The Chew Chew on 17/09/2024 - 09:54

      Correct it helps the process.. Its like a harder and tougher chewing gum!

      • Save Medicare on 17/09/2024 - 10:06
        +2

        Can you explain to the class what mewing is?

        • pegaxs on 17/09/2024 - 22:10

          lol… I had to Google it… holy shit that is hilarious.

  • family on 17/09/2024 - 09:56
    +3

    Typical 16 year old dropshipper

  • CTFlashZ on 17/09/2024 - 09:58
    +2

    I eat Aldi steak all the time and still have a perfectly round handsome face- which proves chewing does not chisel the jaw line.

  • jugsy on 17/09/2024 - 09:59
    +1

    If you're going to flip random imported crap for an inflated price, at least write your own website copy - you didn't even give chatGPT the right business name.

  • Appleboat on 17/09/2024 - 10:08
    +1

    Introducing the the Facial Muscle Exerciser - Because Your Jaw Deserves a Workout Too!

    Are you tired of your underperforming mandible? Sick of modern, soft foods that leave your jaw muscles weaker than wet tissue paper? Say hello to the the Facial Muscle Exerciser - the revolutionary fitness tool that'll have your jaw working overtime!

    Here's why you'll be grinning from ear to sore ear:

    1. Chiseled Champion: Transform your wimpy chin into a sculpted masterpiece that says "I chew rocks for breakfast!"
    2. Temporal Torture: Our advanced "jaw-ercise" technology will have you looking like you argued with a prize fighter - and won!
    3. Portable Pain: Easy to carry, so you can alarm your co-workers with your vigorous chewing during those boring meetings.
    4. Appetite Annihilation: Chew so much you'll forget food exists! It's not an eating disorder, it's extreme facial endurance.
    5. Masochist-Approved Materials: Made from food-grade silicone that's tougher than your grandma's overcooked steak.

    Perfect for all your extreme chewing scenarios: stress-munching your feelings away, competitive face-clenching, or during your favorite game of "who can look the most like they're battling an invisible jaw demon?"

    But wait, there's more! Act now and experience these bonus jaw-dropping side effects:
    - Repetitive Strain Injury (RSI) of the jaw - because why should your arms and shoulders have all the fun?
    - Potential jaw dislocation - impress your friends with your ability to unhinge your jaw like a snake!
    - TMJ disorders - because who doesn't want their jaw to sound like a cement mixer?
    - Chronic headaches - feel the burn all the way up to your brain!
    - Dental disasters - those pesky teeth were just getting in the way of your jaw gains anyway!

    Warning: Excessive use may result in being mistaken for someone in dire need of dental intervention or an exorcism.

    Don't settle for that underworked jaw! Grab your the Facial Muscle Exerciser today and start your journey to jaw-dropping discomfort! (Medical insurance not included.)

    Remember, no pain, no gain - especially when it comes to unnecessary jaw exercise!​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

  • Toporo on 17/09/2024 - 10:13
    +1

    High-Quality Silica Gel: Made with food-grade silica gel to ensure safety.

    I knew it, we were supposed to eat those delicious silica gel packets all along.

  • jimbojambo on 17/09/2024 - 10:21

    How long does shipping take?
    Shipping times vary as we do ship worldwide from different fulfillment centers based on your location. The average shipping time is 15-25 business days.

    $9.99 for AliExpress shipping not sure if that's a deal

  • blitz on 17/09/2024 - 10:45
    +1

    Cheaper elsewhere for this woo.

  • WatchNerd on 17/09/2024 - 10:48
    +1

    Cheaper on Aliexpress as mentioned above. No bargain here just more adz.

    • Quarter Pounder on 24/09/2024 - 14:28
      +1

      cheaper on aliexpress as per above

  • Jimothy Wongingtons on 17/09/2024 - 21:59
    +1

    Cheaper elsewhere as per above

  • pegaxs on 17/09/2024 - 22:08
    +1

    lol @ dropshitter buying a box of rubber pads to chew on and then trying to flog them off on here using bullshit promises…

    Cheaper on other sites. Hell, go down to your local tyre shop and they have tyres you can chew on and most will let you do it for free…

  • Lucille Bluth on 17/09/2024 - 22:58

    Cheaper elsewhere as per above

Login or Join to leave a comment
Login Join