Business Shirts for Dudes with Highbeam Nipples

esq on 22/02/2024 - 12:18
Last edited 22/02/2024 - 12:18

Yes this is similar topic but a very different question to this thread: https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/832142

Years before covid I wore business shirts every day, during after covid there was no shirt wearing of any kind, oh ok maybe once or twice a year. Mainly due to deals on ozb, over the decades I have worn:
TM Lewin
Charles Tyrwhitt
Country Road
David Jones store brand, or maybe it was Sportscraft, nfi if there's a difference
MJ Bale
Peter Jackson
Scanlan Theodore
Hugo Boss
Calibre

Let us not speak of if, in the days of mi goreng diet, I have ever worn button down shirts from H&M, Politix or may god forgive me for uttering this word, Tarocash.

A very very small percentage of the above had shirts that didn't show my nipples pointing out/up, as if ready for launch. Some were better than others, Country Road was pretty decent at making me look like I have chiseled bigboy pecs especially on the gingham shirts, and CT was easily the best value per shirt and their non-iron was just amazing.

Please discuss and share your experiences for all highbeamers past present and emerging. Non highbeamers are welcome too, this is a safe space for all nipple shapes.

Fashion & Apparel Business Clothing

Comments

  • AustriaBargain on 22/02/2024 - 12:24
    +10

    Why not just wear an undershirt.

    • DashCam AKA Rolts on 22/02/2024 - 12:28

      Nipple tape.

      • Jimothy Wongingtons on 22/02/2024 - 12:30
        +8

        nipple pasties - preferably either the one that says 'f*** me' on it , or one in red with the decorative tassels - clockwise! anti clockwise!

        • alebox on 27/02/2024 - 16:20

          i have been told that there is a tutorial on youtube and effectively all you need to do is raise one arm and bop up and down. and then swap arms and it spins the other way. or so i have been told

          • Jimothy Wongingtons on 27/02/2024 - 16:26

            @alebox: 😂😂😂😂😂😂

            Not me randomly doing the movement in an empty office on a slow Tuesday

    • esq on 22/02/2024 - 12:29
      +1

      An option that is valid, although is extra effort in purchase cost (I look baggy if I wear my normal t shirts, so used uniqlo cotton shirts as they size a little small). Also extra laundry load.

      I generally wore undershirts in non Qld weather and raw dogged it, unless had reason not to, in Qld.

      • Jimothy Wongingtons on 22/02/2024 - 12:31
        +2

        what about just ..a normal singlet? bonds chesty or similar

        • esq on 22/02/2024 - 12:36
          +5

          full serious mate, chesty + most shirts, still highbeaming. I have diamond nipples

          • onetwothreefour on 22/02/2024 - 12:48

            @esq: I wear airism shirts under my tops in Summer and heattech in the winter. Although I don't do it to hide my nips, just to hide the rug I have growing over the front side of my body.

          • freefall101 on 22/02/2024 - 13:55
            +3

            @esq: You need to shine bright like a diamond and wear them with honour. Screw the haters.

  • Jimothy Wongingtons on 22/02/2024 - 12:31
    +4

    or the other alternative, embrace the high beam

    where my dinnerplate sized pepperoni nip brothers at?!

    sure, helen in accounts and maybe brad in warehouse might be shocked or maybe a bit curious about it

    • esq on 22/02/2024 - 12:37
      +6

      It is a core part of my identity now, next step is forming a community group and holding a bunnings snag sizzle to raise funds.

      • Cheaplikethebird on 22/02/2024 - 12:43
        +10

        Use them to assert dominance in the workplace. People's heads will explode as they wonder "Is he the weirdo for having visible nips or am I the weirdo for looking at them?". Must maintain strong eye contact with everyone at all times.

      • ATTS on 24/02/2024 - 19:42

        Is highbeam nipples like prominent nipples like similar when females breast feed

    • Taro Milk Tea on 22/02/2024 - 16:26
      +2

      freethenipples #pridemovement

  • Ryanek on 22/02/2024 - 12:43
    +7

    I'm going to need an MsPaint diagram

  • theHMASfriendship on 22/02/2024 - 13:04
    +4

    OP you are strong, you are beautiful, you are brave. Allow your nips to be on display for the world to see

  • El cheepo on 22/02/2024 - 13:13
    +4

    Easy solution, wear short shorts or free ball some track suit pants and distract the eyes away from your pointy pals.

    Follow me for more helpful style tips!

  • JimB on 22/02/2024 - 13:33
    +1

    I'd buy a heavyweight cotton short in a pattern or darker colour from a Jermyn Street shirtmaker

    I've returned a white shirt from a Jermyn Street shirtmaker as it was like a wet t-shirt comp lol..

    Edit- found my post from 5 years ago- https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/407290
    no more Charles Tyrwhitt white shirts for me.

  • Yummy on 22/02/2024 - 13:44

    Your best solution.

    • BargainCowboy on 22/02/2024 - 13:51
      +1

      This image will never leave me. sigh.

  • rambutann on 22/02/2024 - 13:52

    Just abandon the shirt all together and make the nips your identity.

  • djkelly69 on 22/02/2024 - 13:52

    Free the nip

  • Benoffie on 22/02/2024 - 14:00

    Be grateful you dont have to wear $100 tshirt bras 🤷‍♀️

    • Jimothy Wongingtons on 22/02/2024 - 14:06

      The way my weight is going I may need the support a $100 bra affords

  • Hybroid on 22/02/2024 - 14:17
    +2

    You want “easy iron” shirts which do not conform to body shape but hold their own stiffer shape themselves.

    My preference is Next.com.au - shipped from UK in 7 days and reasonably priced.

  • ihbh on 22/02/2024 - 14:19
    +1

    Options:

    • Cut them off and wear whatever you want.
    • Two-ply cotton e..g. Rhodes and Beckett from the past - don't know what quality is like now - they've changed ownership; Google for other offerings.
  • Switchblade88 on 22/02/2024 - 14:25

    Move to a warmer climate?

    • Yummy on 22/02/2024 - 15:28

      You like em sweaty huh?

  • Porker on 22/02/2024 - 15:31
    +1

    It's rude to point…

  • seraphim2017 on 22/02/2024 - 15:45
    +1

    shirts with a pattern, in a slightly more relaxed fit?

    • Switchblade88 on 22/02/2024 - 17:28
      +5

      A hawaiian shirt covered in pink salami. Gotcha.

      • seraphim2017 on 22/02/2024 - 18:01
        +4

        Was thinking more like a check pattern, but maybe Lowe's is your jam! And hey at least you'd get comments on the salami, free harassment payout!!

        How about a shirt covered in nipples? Spot the real ones!

    • Jimothy Wongingtons on 22/02/2024 - 18:01
      +1

      Get one of those early 2000s 3d magic eye print patterns maybe

      Like you know those pictures that look like a random mess hit as you cross your eyes and move it away from you you see a hidden picture?

      Then the hidden picture is just the guys nipple

  • nedski on 22/02/2024 - 16:00
    +3

    Its topics like these that keep me coming back to OzBargain

  • teardrops21 on 22/02/2024 - 23:06

    Padded bra

  • ozpat on 23/02/2024 - 08:10

    Cut holes in your shirt. Let the nipples breathe!

  • kraigg on 23/02/2024 - 10:16
    +1

    Nothing wrong with Politix or Tarocash. YD, on the other hand …

    Country Road and Sportscraft shirts are made from thicker material, and usually won't show your perky nipples

  • Navanod66 on 23/02/2024 - 10:20

    What about shirts for black hairy bull's eyes? 🤣😂

  • afah0447 on 23/02/2024 - 11:36

    Let them fly. I'm sure the ladies get a kick out of it.

  • Nillionaire on 23/02/2024 - 12:48

    bra

  • BrettSh on 23/02/2024 - 20:48

    hashtag freethenipple

  • alebox on 27/02/2024 - 16:22
    +1

    can you wear patterned shirts or darker colours? these usually shroud the mountain peaks

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