Alright.
Found this pack of 9 Glen 20 Disinfectant Spray – sounds like enough to disinfect a small country. Comes in Lavender, Original and Summer Garden, cheaper with subscribe and save.
They're claiming it's an All-In-One disinfectant that kills 99.9% of germs and viruses. 99.9%? What, are there special germs that Glen 20 can't handle? I just want my surfaces germ-free, not negotiating with the remaining 0.1%.
It kills the source of mould allergens – because apparently, mould has allergens now. I just want it gone; I don't need a biology lesson from my disinfectant.
And it controls the growth of mould and mildew – I thought that's what the 'kill' part was for. Now we're managing mould growth like it's a hedge in the garden.
It even kills Athlete's Foot Fungus on soft surfaces – are we disinfecting feet now? I just wanted a clean countertop, not a foot spa.
Eliminates odour-causing bacteria – because nothing says 'fresh home' like bacteria causing a stink. I just want my place to smell normal, not like a laboratory.
In summary, if you want a disinfectant that promises to tackle everything from germs to mould to funky smells, this Glen 20 thing might be your cleaning superhero. As for me, I just want a spray that does its job without turning my home into a science experiment. Keep it simple, Glen.
This stuff probably does more harm than good.