Alright.
Amazon's got this Samsonite Aramon Macbook bag – sounds like a secret code for laptop carriers. Apparently, it's a shuttle that fits a 13" Macbook not bad..
They're throwing in a convenient zippered accessory pouch – because every laptop dreams of having its own pouch, right? I just need a bag that won't lose my charger in the bottomless pit of darkness.
And they mention a removable shoulder strap. Removable? Why would I want to remove it? Either I sling it over my shoulder or I don't. It's not a fashion accessory; it's a bag for my laptop.
Now, they're giving us overall dimensions and weight. 13.25"X 9.25"X 1", 0.3 lbs. Sounds like they're describing a delicate pastry. I just need a bag that won't explode if I put my laptop in it.
And there's a disclaimer about international products having separate terms. Are we talking about laptops or diplomatic treaties? Fit, age ratings, language – what's this got to do with a bag? It's not a movie, it's a laptop carrier.
If you want a bag that's got more specs than a tech manual, this Samsonite Aramon thing might be your laptop's dream transport. As for me, I just want a bag that won't embarrass my laptop in public. At least people won't be looking at the roundness of me head.
+1 for description.