Alright.
Found this stroller, it's supposed to make pushing your baby around easier.
They're banging on about this patented one-step quick-fold – like folding laundry, but with a baby stroller. Quick-fold? I just hope it doesn't fold up while the baby's still in it. That'd be a disaster.
Now, they've given an age range – newborn to 29.5 kilograms. 29.5 kilograms? That's like pushing around a small elephant. I thought strollers were for babies, not toddlers in training for the sumo wrestling championships.
It's apparently perfect for suburban terrain – like it's an off-road vehicle. Forever-air rubber tires? Are we taking this stroller to the moon or something? And all-wheel suspension? I didn't know we were driving a luxury car. It's a stroller, not a Formula 1 racer.
They're going on about a multi-position reclining seat and adjustable calf support. I just want my baby to sit comfortably, not test out all the possible yoga poses. Adjustable calf support? Do babies even have calf issues?
And get this, they throw in baby jogger city GO Baby Capsule adapters. Capsules? Is my baby going on a space mission? I just need something to push the kid around, not launch them into orbit.
Anyway if you want a stroller that folds quicker than a magician's trick, handles suburban jungles, and comes with all these fancy features, the Baby Jogger City Mini GT2 might be your stroller of choice. As for me, I just want something to push that won't confuse me head.
Have one of these.
Can vouch for it
Great stroller