Standard OzBargain Comments You Always See

illusion99 on 01/12/2023 - 08:32
Last edited 01/12/2023 - 09:54 by 1 other user

I’ve noticed you can 100% predict the comments based on the posts. Are OzBargainers loving the same comments over and over again or are these all new people thinking they are the only/first people to make these comments? What are some other cookie cutter comments that always appear?

  1. Condom deal: Thanks this is a lifetime supply
  2. Ice cream deal: It’s a scam. This should be normal price
  3. iPhone: Since when is a phone $2000?!
  4. Any high price item eg over $50k : Thanks OP bought 10.
  5. Asking for advice on buying car: Reference to old thread about the Westpac investment banker buying “high yield” AMG
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      • Protractor on 01/12/2023 - 10:40

        That sentence is DEFINITELY euphemism material, right there.

      • hashtagbargain on 01/12/2023 - 12:30

        or are you just happy to see me?

    • Gunnar on 01/12/2023 - 10:57

      Ignore the CEL and any noises you may hear from the engine

  • skid on 01/12/2023 - 10:02
    +5

    What is this? OzRRP??

    • Brick Tamland on 01/12/2023 - 19:22

      Surprised I had to scroll this far for this one.

  • MS Paint on 01/12/2023 - 10:06
    +1

    Any rosebank watch post…

    I own this watch but don't know where it is

    😉

  • Dollar General on 01/12/2023 - 10:18
    +4

    Asking for a friend &

    8GB RAM I’ll pass

  • skid on 01/12/2023 - 10:18
    +1

    Do I still get cashback if I pay with GC?

    Is this per account or per transaction?

  • Minimum chips on 01/12/2023 - 10:21
    +4

    Have you tried actually talking to your neighbour?

    and

    Definitely your fault/responsibility.

  • Protractor on 01/12/2023 - 10:35

    neighbour
    real estate agent
    brains trust

  • wetsandwich on 01/12/2023 - 10:40

    Lifetime supply (of contraception)

  • BewareOfThe Dog on 01/12/2023 - 10:50
    +1

    I work for ….
    AMA

    • meong on 02/12/2023 - 10:45

      This one is more of a Reddit habit isn't it?

  • Gunnar on 01/12/2023 - 10:58
    +14

    I paid $10,000 in gift cards to save $20. Now I have a problem and need a refund

    • mapax on 01/12/2023 - 11:51
      +5

      ADAGCHS

    • pegaxs on 01/12/2023 - 12:04
      +8

      Or… "I bought $10,000 in JB HiFi gift cards from someone in the classifieds to save $200, and now none of the cards work and their account is disabled…"

  • pinchies on 01/12/2023 - 11:19
    +3

    Gotta look under the bonut

    • DashCam AKA Rolts on 01/12/2023 - 12:16
      +1

      Plenty of thread left on the runflat tires.

    • zombie hunter on 03/12/2023 - 20:08

      you must have crispy cream limited edition model

  • try2bhelpful on 01/12/2023 - 11:21

    Is this a scam site?

  • c64 on 01/12/2023 - 11:23
    +1

    dupe of https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/0669063

    • geekcohen on 01/12/2023 - 11:34

      That was two years ago.

    • Typical16-bitEnjoyer on 03/12/2023 - 09:24

      If you don't like it MTG, you can scroll past

  • djones145 on 01/12/2023 - 11:30

    hi pam

  • Drpepper666 on 01/12/2023 - 11:41
    +1

    Go outside

    • TheGhost on 01/12/2023 - 18:07
      +1

      Posting from outside

  • gunditherandi on 01/12/2023 - 12:01
    +7

    Handover your ozbargain badge!

  • gunditherandi on 01/12/2023 - 12:01
    +6

    How is this a deal?

  • gunditherandi on 01/12/2023 - 12:02
    +7

    Thanks OP bought 10

  • Godric on 01/12/2023 - 12:14
    +1

    KFC #1

    • darkdinkum on 02/12/2023 - 16:34
      +2

      Shut up and take my money!

      • Kangal on 03/12/2023 - 03:19

        I don't care!

      • zombie hunter on 03/12/2023 - 20:10

        you got it wong shut up and take my comments

  • realbargainhunter on 01/12/2023 - 12:16

    OP asks "hey OzB community, there's this [job/law/price/deal/regulation,etc.] that I don't like, don't you guys think it's trying to exploit us"
    Reply "if you don't like it (find another and) move one. everything doesn't need to suit your preferences"
    Another uncommon one "this has always been like this; everyone else seems to accept but you"

  • CowFrogHorse on 01/12/2023 - 12:17
    +2

    Whats even more predicatble is how boring answers are. Nobody tries to think differently.

    • Protractor on 01/12/2023 - 12:20
      +1

      I knew you were going to say that.
      Your second observation rarely applies to critical thinkers (LOL) like me

      • CowFrogHorse on 01/12/2023 - 12:24

        Oh yes the famous critical thnkers whose answers are always name calling or you are wrong because they say they are right.

        • Protractor on 01/12/2023 - 13:30

          The term 'critical thinker' has as much relevance these days as 'sustainable', 'clean & green' 'world peace' and 'not a racist but'.

          • CowFrogHorse on 01/12/2023 - 16:59

            @Protractor: Very strange response….

            I fail to see how world peace or any peace is irrelevant. It may not be always be possible but it is very much important and relevant to everyone.

            Your statement is very srtangr im not sure if its meant to be taken serious or what.

            • Protractor on 01/12/2023 - 18:03

              @CowFrogHorse: Oh you cute thing.You think world peace is possible.

              Read and comprehend what I wrote properly. I said the TERM

              srtangr (that's a weird word you invented there???)

              • CowFrogHorse on 01/12/2023 - 18:05

                @Protractor: Yes you said the term… something something.. wtf does that even mean ?

                Your sentence is hardly complete, if i was to ask 10 peopl ethey would all give very different answers.

                srtangr = strange

    • nobro25 on 01/12/2023 - 20:34

      I missed the part where that's my problem.

  • shakoo on 01/12/2023 - 12:18

    "price in title" :-D

  • busky2k on 01/12/2023 - 12:21
    +3

    "Fml I paid 499.67 for it 2 months ago as it was an atl. If I knew it would drop more I would have saved 5 cents. Argh. The agony….. Can I get a refund?"

  • Benoffie on 01/12/2023 - 12:30
    +1

    Nice try ATO/RBA

  • MS Paint on 01/12/2023 - 12:37
    +5

    A [insert specific trade here] came out to repair [insert issue here] at 2pm on a Sunday afternoon and charged me [insert reasonable amount here] for 20 minutes work. How do I get out of paying this scammer?

    • CowFrogHorse on 02/12/2023 - 10:26

      Its amazing how basically nobody has the grasp that travel is also work. I mean if they had to travel 2 hours to visit your house, that also counts as time taken. Problem is these same people dont realise that karma get them back. Their bosses dont pay them for the hours every day they waste travelling to work. Over a lifetime of commuting thats thousands of hours they sit in a car, or watch crap on a phone in a train…

      Karma.

      People are dumb and dont understand the concept of valuing time, their own and others.

  • GordonR on 01/12/2023 - 12:44
    +3

    Buy another at the sale price and return with the original receipt.

  • dojomojo on 01/12/2023 - 12:53
    +6

    Heymix deal - queue 20 x generic "catch fire" jokes.

    • noren7 on 01/12/2023 - 13:31
      +2

      Don't think I've ever seen so many fire emoji on the internet in one place before🔥

  • No ONE on 01/12/2023 - 12:59
    +8

    Some one lost money in some way
    OZB: Take it as a lesson.

    • pinchies on 01/12/2023 - 15:14

      Cash on pickup only.

    • Soothsayer on 01/12/2023 - 17:53
      +1

      OP: I was robbed at knifepoint in the middle of the day in a nice suburb
      Ozb: take it as a lesson.

      OP: my 109 year old grandma was scammed of her life savings by a phone scam
      Ozb: granny should take it as a lesson.

      If you'd told me these were real replies on Ozb I'd believe you

  • Protractor on 01/12/2023 - 13:30
    +3

    can I stack

    fence

    Karen

    roundabout

    who's in the right /wrong

    who gives way

  • Protractor on 01/12/2023 - 14:37

    Porn hub
    amaze balls (both phrases not necessarily combined)

    • Benoffie on 01/12/2023 - 21:08

      Thai Honey

  • smartazz104 on 01/12/2023 - 14:41
    +3

    Is it genuine >> insert made-up Chinese brand here << ?

  • pinchies on 01/12/2023 - 15:13
    +2

    People here are jerks. I'm going go get help on whirlpool whingepool.

    • Brick Tamland on 01/12/2023 - 19:23

      And get your comment deleted by the mods.

  • Miss B on 01/12/2023 - 15:33
    +2

    This is OzBargain, not OzRRP

  • AustriaBargain on 01/12/2023 - 15:35
    +4

    JV: Some totally braindead (profanity)

    • zombie hunter on 03/12/2023 - 20:14

      be careful someone might take ozbargain to court, remember the whingepool case

  • neo on 01/12/2023 - 15:39
    +5

    Please tell me you have comprehensive

  • [Deactivated] on 01/12/2023 - 15:45
    +1

    Anyone know how this compares to <product>

    • [Deactivated] on 01/12/2023 - 15:45
      +1

      I would also like to know

  • OzzyOzbourne on 01/12/2023 - 16:05
    +1

    Any post from tenants asking for advice regarding their rights or landlord responsibilities get bashed by the poor, $10mil property portfolio owning, $200k annual tax refund, overlords who then claim they are doing renters a favour and should have no rights.

    Any post from normal people asking if a a tradie should charge $3k for changing a tap washer get bashed by tradies as they need to buy their 6 berth off road caravan, Dodge Ram, boat and jetski somehow

    Any post from anyone who got ripped off or scammed in any way, treated as if it was their fault and they should know better

  • Typical16-bitEnjoyer on 01/12/2023 - 16:21
    +1

    Insert 20,000 essay on why Thermomix is amazing and more than just a lifestyle

  • Protractor on 01/12/2023 - 16:29

    Amazon

    Samsung

    Which TV X 1000 threads asking the same frikkin questions of the same FERking list of TVs (every 10 days)

    And to cut to the chase could OP have searched the forum somehow for most used words and phrases?

  • Typical16-bitEnjoyer on 01/12/2023 - 16:31
    +2

    On every android deal -

    This fone sux, an iphone 3 does 344353543 megaflops, here's a link to a benchmark no one asked for

    • smartazz104 on 01/12/2023 - 17:52
      +1

      On every iPhone deal: people still use iPhones? Androids are better but I can’t tell you why.

      • localhost on 02/12/2023 - 00:33
        +1

        On every iPhone 10/11/12/13 deal - my iPhone 7 still receive updates.

    • shxhshzhz on 02/12/2023 - 03:31
      +1

      thanks @scrimshaw . It worked.
      https://www.ozbargain.com.au/comment/14591468/redir

    • CowFrogHorse on 02/12/2023 - 10:28

      If you even care how many megaflops your phone does then you are a loser wasting too much time with your phone.

  • SuperLate on 01/12/2023 - 16:38

    Are they going to honour the price error ?

    • rompastompa on 01/12/2023 - 17:25
      +4

      "I called the store, they didn't know about this issue but they're not going to honour the price error now"

  • MessyG on 01/12/2023 - 16:44

    Can't believe you didn't start with bikies.

    Also "was I in the wrong?" traffic misdemeanors.

  • pegaxs on 01/12/2023 - 17:21
    +3

    When someone negs an obviously bad deal…

    "If the deals not for you, just move on…"
    "here come the deal police"
    "Wannabe mods.."

    • rompastompa on 01/12/2023 - 17:24
      +1

      "They're just a small business trying to make some money" - Dropshippers

    • Kangal on 03/12/2023 - 03:23

      hello pam!

  • avoidfullprice on 01/12/2023 - 17:35

    (verb) advice
    (noun) advise

    And the obligatory comments correcting the usage

  • djprima on 01/12/2023 - 17:45

    The hate and debate for cage egg deals

  • Jetstream on 01/12/2023 - 18:22
    -1

    Some knob that bolds a single word

  • Takeonme on 01/12/2023 - 18:23
    +1

    Dinner sorted!

  • abm on 01/12/2023 - 18:24
    +1

    Make and model?
    What's the make and model?
    Hey, what's the make and model OP?
    What's the bloody make and model??

  • Homr on 01/12/2023 - 18:29

    xxx delivery kills the deal
    Cheaper here!

  • Vash1984 on 01/12/2023 - 18:54
    +1

    Damn just bought it yesterday, should I return it?

    Does cashback track with promo code?

  • Unacceptable on 01/12/2023 - 19:42
    1. Long timer lurker first time poster
    2. First post, please be kind
    • Protractor on 01/12/2023 - 20:17
      +2

      Basically those two are the red flashing light that a troll post (or thread with the same worn out old topic), follow

  • Nutrino on 01/12/2023 - 20:07

    Did you try turning it OFF and NO?

  • Reggie74 on 01/12/2023 - 20:10
    +2

    "Australian consumer law 23.b from the department store Act of 1996 states a company must honour a deal blah blah" (High value item obviously priced wrong)

  • Bunnyburger on 01/12/2023 - 20:14
    +1

    I tried to keep it fresh with my krispy kreme and diabetes comments :3

  • rumblytangara on 01/12/2023 - 20:23

    Something inane with random bold words.

    (Thought that's a white lie, since I discovered the Ignore function.)

  • Bacons on 01/12/2023 - 20:26

    i'm just grateful we don't have reddit lingo

    edit: thanks for gold kind stranger!

  • nobro25 on 01/12/2023 - 20:33

    Impressive…. Very nice! Let's see Paul Allen's rant on Ozbargain.

  • figarow on 01/12/2023 - 21:35

    Question: Ice or ev?
    Answer: Toyota Camry

  • Vavoom on 01/12/2023 - 22:05

    Feels like any deal these days "not an ATL but pretty close."

    Inflation is a real bitch.

  • localhost on 02/12/2023 - 00:27
    +1

    Grabbed the popcorn…

  • AngoraFish on 02/12/2023 - 01:20

    For any poll: Where is the option for I don't give a shit but still felt a desperate need to click through and press a button anyway?

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