What Are Some Interesting Acronyms and Sayings?

Pimpiticians 4 Life on 11/11/2023 - 23:44
Last edited 12/11/2023 - 00:07 by 1 other user

Australia has The 4 Big 'WANC' Banks (Westpac, ANZ, NAB, Commonwealth).

BRICS (Brazil, Russia, India, China, South Africa).
BRICS+ ISEEUA or USEEAI (UAE, Saudi Arabia, Ethiopia, Egypt, Argentina, Iran).

ALP (Always Layin Pipe)

Shit happens but Shitheads make a lot more shit happen.

Shes gotta blown out hotpocket.

Putting lipstick on a politician and calling them a decent person.

Whats the carbon footprint on that mudda (profanity)?

If you want to have a laugh listen to Adam Sandler 'Medium Pace'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLm5oSJRxIU

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Comments

  • CyberMurning on 12/11/2023 - 00:07
    +3

    ozb'ed
    = ozbargained!

  • bobbified on 12/11/2023 - 00:12
    +8

    What have you smoked tonight, OP?

    • Pimpiticians 4 Life on 12/11/2023 - 00:26
      +1

      I don't smoke but I do have a drinking problem, I'm all out.

      • bobbified on 12/11/2023 - 01:00

        I'm all out.

        How.. just howww could you let that happen? haha

  • djones145 on 12/11/2023 - 06:29

    this post is the ducks nuts!

  • Nugs on 12/11/2023 - 07:20
    +1

    ROFLCOPTER
    .

  • Jimothy Wongingtons on 12/11/2023 - 08:30
    +1

    WWJD

    what would jv do

    • FireRunner on 12/11/2023 - 08:57
      +3

      WWJD

      what would jv do

      FTFY

      fixed that for you

  • mapax on 12/11/2023 - 08:57
    +2

    ADAGCHS

  • holdenmg on 12/11/2023 - 09:06

    OPTUS (One Pathetic Telco Utterly Stuffed)

    • Protractor on 12/11/2023 - 11:00
      +1

      Gerry Harvey is doing radio (maybe TV ads) backing OPTUS and claiming they are a hard done by victim.

      Not sure being endorsed by a greedy AH is a bonus for a scummy unaccountable telco. Have they both to hell in the same hand basket

      EDIT: ust found this on R>

      https://www.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/17sp3qd/harvey_n…

    • knightslay2 on 12/11/2023 - 15:38

      I think you mean floptus

    • bdl on 12/11/2023 - 15:55

      FUBAR

    • Some Human on 12/11/2023 - 16:01
      +1

      I would have changed utterly stuffed to "useless service"

  • try2bhelpful on 12/11/2023 - 09:33
    +1

    A couple of support ones.

    PEBCAK
    Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard.

    12 o’clock flasher.
    All the devices in the house will be flashing 12 o’clock because they don’t know how to set the clock.

    • bdl on 12/11/2023 - 14:55

      *PEBKAC :P

  • arkie0 on 12/11/2023 - 09:45

    2SLGBTQIA+++

  • Dollar General on 12/11/2023 - 09:45
    +1

    Covfefe

  • GordonD on 12/11/2023 - 10:26

    Shit happens but Shitheads make a lot more shit happen.

    Taoism: Shit happens.
    Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.
    Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
    Confucianism: Confucius says: shit happens
    Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage.
    Protestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
    Catholicism: Shit happens because you're bad.
    Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?
    Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama.
    TV Evangalism: Send more shit.
    Atheism: No shit.
    Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happening.
    Jehovahs Witness: Knock, knock, shit happens.
    Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind.
    Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
    Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me
    Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.

  • Switchblade88 on 12/11/2023 - 11:10

    TLA.

    Three Letter Acronym.

    • GordonD on 13/11/2023 - 18:39

      I worked for a while at a bank. The table that contained all the information to address the equipment at all the branches over the network was called the TLA table. When anyone asked they were told it stood for three letter acronym. It was actually the terminal line assignment table.

  • 87percent on 12/11/2023 - 11:27

    ASL?

  • holoz0r on 12/11/2023 - 13:05

    TWAIN: Technology without an interesting name

  • relentless on 12/11/2023 - 14:12
    +1

    FIGJAM

  • bdl on 12/11/2023 - 14:55

    GFY

  • debb on 12/11/2023 - 14:57

    IMHO, LOL + FOMO. GTG, TTYL.

  • Some Human on 12/11/2023 - 16:02

    BIZNUS
    BOBODDY

  • Protractor on 12/11/2023 - 18:33
    +1

    Came here for a laugh.
    Left disappointed. And then some

    • Pimpiticians 4 Life on 16/11/2023 - 10:54

      Thats what she said.
      After The Texas 2 Pumper left. (Not sure if that means a shotgun or something else)

      • Protractor on 16/11/2023 - 11:12
        +1

        Returned for a laugh. (Will I never learn?)

        • Peck on 19/11/2023 - 11:37

          That almost gave me 'contagious glee!'

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