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UNIQLO x Helmut Lang Classic Cut Jeans $59.90 (Was $149.90) + $7.95 Delivery ($0 C&C/ in-Store/ $75 Order) @ UNIQLO

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Black, blue and off-white available at time of posting.

I have a pair of these and found that they are amazing for the price - significantly nicer than my regular UNIQLO jeans. However, I've found that the length is quite long for my usual waist size so you may need to get it altered (UNIQLO provides this at no cost).

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  • +24

    these are so damn bland, can't believe they thought they could get away with $150. helmut lang fell off a cliff long ago

    • +1

      exactly, fail to see how these are different from good ol Levis 511's other than being reasonable quality for the clearance price maybe?

      • +6

        yeah definitely not worth it imo. plenty of reasonably priced selvedge on depop <$100 too if quality's important.

        • +1

          Pretty sure Just Jeans has plenty around $50-$80 if this is all that you're after.

          • @Lighter Fluid: selvedge denim? i can't imagine that's the case… but basic denim like entry-level levis and whatnot, sure. i just mean to say you can get particularly high quality jeans at a really good price if you're happy to buy second hand. :)

  • +3

    No sizes for fatties

    • +27

      That’s what happens when the highlight of your day is a OZB KFC deal. Time to take ownership if your own waistlines lardsters

      • +9

        Based

      • +1

        In a survival situation us fatties will still be around while you waifs have starved to death. Like that guy who won Survivor just by being fat a the start.

        • who?

          • +1

            @clockerrs11: Can't remember his name. But he was so lazy throughout the series compared to everyone else, he didn't need to work as hard for food because his body just fed off his fat.

      • +1

        Hey now, I might have put on a little weight but I’m not some food crazed maniac.

        [Ohhh that’s raspberry.]
        (http://imgur.com/9LrslO6)

    • iknowrite

    • It’s illegal to be fat In Japan.

      • +4

        0_0

        Sumos

        • +1

          They’re “fat” for a reason haha

          • @SuperGreen: Is it actually illegal?

            I believe they have programs for people to stay thin and healthy. It wouldn't be such a bad thing here either.

      • +3

        In a roundabout way, it is illegal. Companies get fined if too much of their staff are overweight, and health checks are compulsary starting at a certain age.

    • +3

      Cries in 34 inch waist

    • What BMI are we talking? Above 40 and now you are talking.

      • +1

        What is BMI? Is it a burger? Can have one now?

        • LMAO! NICE.

  • +1

    I can see your helmut

  • +1

    throw some paint on these you're sorted

  • +1

    Have to be built like a teenage boy to fit into these.

    • +4

      I reckon each ass cheek alone must be 29 inch at this point.

  • +2

    Thanks Op! Got 2 pairs, blue & black.

    Love that alterations aren't additional

  • -6

    Should buy one and then buy another pair, then throw them both in the trash

  • +1

    Forget the jeans, which uniqlo plain crisp white tshirt doesn’t flash for those with dark pepperoni nips?

  • +1

    If it's not vintage Helmut, it's not Helmut.

    Just find a vintage pair of his jeans online, would probably cost you no more than these on sale (plain denim that is).

  • Helmut Lang? What about Roger Federer? Since he inked a big endorsement deal with Uniqlo, I was expecting them rolling out tons of merchandise under the RF brand. But from the last time I checked their website, they only have a cap and a T-shirt!!! If this is the only indication, I think these guys don't know how to make money.

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