Greetings Ozbargainers,
Grab your cups and brace for impact. Grand'Cru is rolling out the most predictable surprise ever - a sale. Yes, you heard that right. Brace yourself for the heart-stopping thrill of our MidYear23 EOFY extravaganza. Earth-shattering, isn't it?
And here's where we truly drop the bomb. In an act of rebellion against full price tyranny, we're slashing…wait for it…a staggering 20% off. Revolutionary? We're as shell-shocked as you are.
But wait, there's more - and it's not a set of steak knives. If you've been eyeing our coffee-only bundles, we've taken the liberty of chopping off 31% from the original price. Because paying only 69% is the new black, right?
Once you've managed to recover from this overwhelming revelation, remember to whisper 'MIDYEAR23' at checkout. We wouldn't want anyone else to hear about this clandestine operation, would we?
Stay caffeinated,
The Evil Overlords at Grand'Cru