Just noticed this masterpiece is on prime.
Biochemist Michael Morbius tries to cure himself of a rare blood disease, but he inadvertently infects himself with a form of vampirism instead.
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Masterchef maybe
Kitchen Nightmare!!
It's definitely a piece.
One of the movies of all time that's for sure.
Well it's definitely a movie.
Monsterpiece Theatre (with Alistaire Cookie)
Yeah - Sony should totally do another cinema release. This one will be popular for sure!
It made Morbillion bucks in the movies
yes, the best movie off all time
i've never watched it btw
Missing words come after piece “of s***!”
It is on par with something Kubrick would have produced, on the toilet each morning after his coffee.
yeah its the movie of all time
Up Late With McBain voice 'That's the joke.'
I think OP slathered their post with sarcasm
it's morbin time
Came for the comments, not disappointed
It's truly one of the movies of all time.
Came for the bargains, got morbed instead
Indeed
‘Came for the comments’, of the most stale meme this year
You know it's true.
No it's morbin prime.
Edit: RIP I was beaten to this joke. Can I request Sony rewrite this thread so I can be first?
Imagine my disappointment when I realised after watching the movie that at no time in the entire movie does Morbius look back and say "it's morbin time".
Morbius time
It's Morbin Prime
I loved when he morbed over those guys.
Then told his friend to Have Seggs Have Seggs, but he just pooped his hands yes and pooped his tents. He prolly shouldn't have eaten that Funnni Cashew on his Falafela felafel. He should've just Haves Eggs Eggs.
Imagine trying to explain this to someone that doesn't immediately understand. Top 10 Impossible Challenge
I have questions…lots of them…
So how much do I get paid to watch this?
Free trial for 30 days
Too expensive, not a deal.
You could watch it 415 times!
its morbin time
Morphin' time…
Ooops wait…wrong movie
Mastodon
Pterodactyl
It's Morphine Time ; )
It wasnt as bad as i thought it would be…i guess i went in with such low expectations.
Also i had just watched The Northman so anything seems tolerable after watching that terrible movie!
I'd heard The Northman was amazing and was lined up to watch it in the next week or two… why was it so bad?
The Northman wasn't bad. Don't know what they're talking about.
Honestly it was the dullest movie i have ever seen. I guess it was going for an "artistic" approach. But it was soooo boring. I watched the whole thing and kept asking myself why i wasnt turning it off. I guess i thought it might get better or get going at some point…it never did. I actually prefer drama over action but this movie was just plain dull and boring. Everybody to their own i guess…why not watch it and decide for yourself 😁
No stress. Nothing wrong with everyone having varied opinions, and as odd as it sounds I like to hear negative views on supposedly good movies as my tastes always don't line up to what I hear also!
My favourite scene in this movie is when Matt Smith stops dancing half naked, puts on a white ponytail wig, hops on a dragon and lays waste to Amazon Prime and the Rings of Power production set.
Dude, this is all part of Dr. Who travelling through various periods in time.
Remember when he stopped Kyle Reese in the Genisys?
It was actually the true prequel to GoT. He took Sarah Connor with him.
I heard this Vampire movie sucks
It’s gotta be better than Twilight though
Heaps better
but he inadvertently infects himself with a form of vampirism instead.
So… he turns himself into JV?
Great movie to waste time on
Morbeus really proved to be one of the movies of 2021
Such an incredible movie that it sent itself back in time?
Wasn't bad at all.
As good as the Venom movies.
The venom movies are really bad though
Joke movie
Both on prime and binge
Honestly it was refreshing to watch a movie that was comfortable not being 2+ hours long.
Unfortunately it was Morbius.
Is it actually worth sitting down and watching? Or would it be a waste of time?
People hail Morbius as “the most movie ever made”. Do what will with that
It's one of the most memed movies in a while.
5.2/10 ain’t no masterpiece
Wow, Morb’s on Prime!
It's Morbin Prime?
This is one of the movies ever
Underrated movie. Slightly underrated. It's a solid 6/10.
not a perfect 5/7?
i understood that reference
with rice perhaps
It’s a master piece of shit!
Poop my pants my pants
Poop a tent a tent
Have sex have sex..poop my pants.
I was thinking Morpheus did a spin off to Matrix for a second
Haven't seen it, on my list to watch I guess
You’ve got to watch it asap. Thank me later
Quality viewership - thanks OP
Only watched it for the first time last week. One of the worst movies I've ever watched.
its morbin time
Oh damn, I just morbed all over myself.
Is it worse than venom 2?
I fell asleep twice during the last 30 mins
Fell asleep during Godzilla vs Kong
It's pretty average, first half is somewhat interesting.
prime pays for itself
This movie sucks
Ah Jared Leto, starred in both the worst Marvel AND DC movie to date.
punchable face
Thanks OP, got 2
I watched it. It was a 7 for me. I dont know why it gets bad rep?
Superhero burnout
Not a 5/7?
They're remaking Blade apparently. It would be cool to see a Mobius tag team film
It's Bladin' time.
Apparently it will also have Jon Snow
But he knows nothing.
Thankfully Morbius isn't in the MCU, but Blade is.
![[Prime, SUBS] Morbius @ Prime Video](https://files.ozbargain.com.au/n/29/735829.jpg?h=9354b988)
Masterpiece really?