Don't be silly wrap your willy.
Purchased 2 packs from Big W Plumpton this morning, with a best before date of 31/10/23. Plenty of stock, on special until 28/09/22.
Don't be silly wrap your willy.
Purchased 2 packs from Big W Plumpton this morning, with a best before date of 31/10/23. Plenty of stock, on special until 28/09/22.
You don't put the box on your dick, genius.
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Username checks out.
But you do put your dick in the box, am I right eeyyyyyyyyy??
Gigidy
Yeah because religious folk want more little devils roaming the earth, or more abortions!
If it's anything like the last 20 pack I bought, they will probably remain unused.
Bun in the oven already?
it's the thought that counts
No posh wank?
what…ahhahahah posh wank…LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
These are great. Recommend these battle helmets in the thin variety for better sensation.
No glove no love
Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.
You better see a surgeon if you have a hand down there.
If they are looking spunky, protect your monkey
If it's not on, it's not on.
If you have an erection use protection
Don’t use a sock to wrap your
Say no to plastic and rubber. Go raw and save the planet. Be environmentally responsible
I'll have you know my fleshlight is carbon neutral.
Do you clean it with natural products?
Having a child is the worst thing you could do for the environment.
You must be very mad at your parents in that case!
How many carbon credits will 'they' deduct for your child ?
Depends if you can stop breathing. That way you don't exhale anymore CO2.
@plmko: It’s the methane he produces that’s the problem
Having a child is the best thing you can do.
Wife reads your comments here?
You've clearly been getting that data through the mainstream. Life's about balance. Excess to either end hurts. 🤦
Lmao I really didn't think this would be a controversial comment, just a fact that the humans aren't great to the environment, and most of its unavoidable whether you like it or not.
But you are right though, controversial comment or not
Lmao I really didn't think this would be a controversial comment,
Not controversial, not poorly thought-out. eg what exactly do you think 'the environment' actually is? And if you can't define that, how can you claim what is good or bad for it?
Let me guess. You're one of those nutters who is a dog "pawrent" and they're your kids. Ugh.
No I have a cat
Careful, you're going to trigger all these people for whom being a parent is their whole identity, and living vicariously through their child is their own hope for achieving anything with their lives.
Reduce, reuse, recycle
I didn't have much luck using a woven protector I made from seagrass, so nowadays I just re use. A bummer the recycling centre in Vietnam closed down
"Say no to plastic and rubber!"
Who said anything about rubber!! Go traditional! slip your dick into some good old fashion sheep intestines!
PS… anyone know what the vegan equivalent is?
A piece of bamboo. No need for viagra either.
Godddddd…. a punji stick? Lord save us!! Definitely no problems about conception if you stick your dick into one of them!!
At least buy the sheep a drink first.
sheesh… I just worked out what you mean there Big Boy!!
This is ozbargain, not nzbargain.
thnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah bbbbbaaaaaaaa
I've done this a few times and had a lot of sleepless nights, I hate being non-environmentally responsible but I think I need to make the change for my sanity.
WOW two packs. I like OP's confidence
Lifetime supply.
Finally, a lifetimes supply for $4
Settle down big boy. I'll leave some of these in my will.
… and some on the willy.
For your seed?
Hopefully it will be a tree by then
you sure is not two lifetimes
Planning to kick the bucket by 31/10/2023?
Are they best before or use by?
Taste usually is pretty degraded by the date, but they remain edible long after.
Lots of préservatifs
@OZKap: Well, they are frenchies.
Best before but can't risk any form of degradation considering what's at stake.
I like the toys-for-joy address on the receipt.
4 bucks could get you 2 rolls of cling wrap
Don't be a bitch, wrap your sandwich!
Serious note how do you check stock
And you can drop it off at your local redcycle collection afterwards if you get the right brand
Cool, My mother in law works at big W, I'll get her to get me some with her staff discount to bring the price down a bit more.
Just make sure she isn't keen to become a Grandmother in law.
Careful she ain't one of those religious people that pokes holes in the box lol
Is there actually any evidence of a third-party tampering with condoms on religious grounds, outside of reddit fanfic?
@CommuterPolluter: I dunno, just making fun of first comment
Do you mean just grandmother?
staff discount
;)
Friend wants to know if they can come in XS?
Just chop a bit off the end? (Not the top)
How about girth.. asking for a friend?
The 20 pack box for these show 53 mm width but check as this can vary between batches.
I think you guys didn't notice the word "can" in my question..
If you can fit it, why not? May not get it back though
Pour boiling water over it to shrink it (before you put it on)
nah put it on then pour boiling water so it will contour to the shape and make a perfect fit
Instructions unclear, now waiting in ED with burns…
Poured ice cold water on in the hopes it would grow but it still shrank
Never studied Physics? Matter shrinks when cold, expands when hot. At least that's the matter with me!
If they can't I'd feel bad for them. XS should be extremely tight.
Ozbargain way is to pull out
Even after factoring in the cost of tissues and water?
Well, there is another way to make it go away..
Well, there is another way to make it go away
Ghosting?
Pressure washer!
Straight in the gob… No muss no fuss and someone gets a free lunch
We have a winner
The race to the bottom has been won, by a significant margin!
@Ham Dragon: Yes, the bottom is another place you can deposit it.
Why give someone a free meal when you could give that free meal to yourself?
A few reasons, not least one being we are not all contortionists.
@Grish: Valid point, however have you seen the opening sequence to a movie called short bus?
A man can find a solution if he truly puts his mind to it
@Torzz: This one?
IMDb: : Shortbus
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367027/
@Grish: Practice catching it during the projectile motion
@Royale with cheese: Once you reach my age the word projectile vanishes from your vocabulary.
@Grish: No need to go all Marilyn Manson, you not heard of a "snowball"?
@Ham Dragon: I'm a firm believer that it's best served straight from the tap
@Grish: Nothing like sharing a glass