I've noticed some people take 30+ minutes to finish in the dunny where as it take me 5 mins max.
Is it crappy of someone to spend more than 5 minutes?
How Long Does It Take You to Poo?
deme on 25/06/2022 - 11:02
Poll Options
- 73< 1 minute
- 3231-5 minutes
- 2295-10 minutes
- 14710-20 minutes
- 9820+ minutes
- 55Vaccines cause autism
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Don't forget a good piss!
A good piss is the best!
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Congratulations on posting a valid poll.
awaiting autism results?
Ha, now there's saying I haven't heard since the 70's. :)
Which century?
People that take a long time are probably experiencing gastro/IBT/are constipated or doing something else, eg on their phones.
I think with gastro it comes out pretty fast and easy and under a minute, it's just that you are back again, and again, and again
Yeah, so you might as well just setup camp for a bit if you can š¤£
Most importantly - buy a GOOD toilet seat
There could be a lot of wiping involved too. It's the opposite of the ghost poo.
As long it takes or incrementally.
Can depend in what you ate.
Depends what I am reading or watching
*bowchickawowow*
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I've noticed some people take 30+ minutes
I reckon thatās just slacking off at work, especially those with their phone.
Question is do they wash their hands afterwards!
More importantly, do they wash their phones afterwards? Mwahahahaha
Do you shit on your phone or something?
Well, toilets arenāt known to be fabulously clean and sometimes you gotta touch things - lock, seat maybe, paper dispenser. This could be in a public toilet, and then you touch your phone!
Phones arenāt known to be very clean either so who knows. I do it, but I just try to be careful by washing my hands well after toileting, and especially before eating.
The number 2 way to save money is to poo at work.
Going to work costs more :p
The cost of Fuel or train tickets.. you would need to poo 50 times a day to come close to the cost
WTF is this forum become into ?
Next forum guess - How long did it take you to born ?
how many times do u pee at night
11 a day is too many?!
I.. I need to get to a doctor.
What is night again ?
3-4. Enlarged prostate š«
I was there but I don't remember.
Check OP's previous posts and you will see OP posts are….. WTF.
OP is in the penalty box lol
Its the only time I can truly be alone. Let me have it please.
But apparently if you're a mum, that's when everyone else needs to go or there's a family meeting in the toilet. š¤
Depends if I remembered to take my phone or not.
You: Hey look at this on my phone.
Me: I'm good.
Depends if at work or not.
Exactly!
Makes sense to do your poops at work if you drink a lot of coffee at work.
At home or on work time? Both have vastly different time frames.
Takes me 2 mins top.
I see… quite loose down there, are we? š
Not not at all, when i get the alert it just falls right out at a normal pace haha.
What happens if you get the alert and you're not in the right place? haha
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However long it takes to smash out 5- 69 rounds of magic the gathering: arena
OzB forums have really turned to sh1t lately…
I normally poo while reading ozbargain threads. So, takes a while.
Seconded, can't recall when I last poo'ed without reading the forums or deals…
Where is that stomp it in the shower box ?
Long frequent bowel movements can be a sign of cancer š
For the 2 neggers who are cancer deniers you're a disgrace. Some cancerous tumours can secrete hormones like serotonin and too much serotonin can cause frequent diarrhea. A gastroenterologist will check for cancer when checking someone who has frequent bowel movements.
Plus chemo absolutely wrecks your digestive system.
Thanks for the update. I get negged for the truth all the time.
Now the big autism question remains unanswered!
There's a lot of idiot neg voters here. Wish they'd post their view points rather than blindly click a button but clowns are going to clown.
They're too sooky to be exposed like that.
I logged in for this vote …
Login? This poll is about logging out..
We have a bidet. In summer I also use it as a water bubbler. My partner gets a little disgusted by it, but it's only water.
Wtf
My first question is, why only summer?
Get thirsty easier I guess. Hoping itās a joke though.
I see with the poll options that most people are choosing option number 2, (1-5 minutes)
5 mins max
the idea of spending 20 mins plus with shit in their air in a confined space is disgusting
Also, don't those people get pins and needles?!
That's when you know it's time to finish up.
This is the real answer.
Also, I cbf googling but some companies were looking at installing toilet seats that got more uncomfortable after 5-10 minutes to try and avoid time wasting lol.
@WhyAmICommenting: I thought all toilet seats already had that built in! never found one that is comfortable enough for more than a few mins.
apparently 6+ mins + can cause hemorrhoids so choose YT vid that is less then that or run it at a faster speed
For all those people who like to read or look at your phone in the toilet, don't do it for too long. It is not healthy to have a relaxed sphincter for too long….even worse if you have haemorrhoids, as they will get engorged and this is when they start to be uncomfortable. Just saying…
This 100%. Donāt ask how I know.
I'm in and outta there before I can smell anything. Rarely ever has a bathroom trip taken more than 60 seconds for me. I used to work with a guy, when he went to the loo he wouldn't be seen for an hour.
best DA cryptic clue ever! 'Crap deputy' (6,3). Figure it out…
Sounds like lots of gigabytes
This makes good reading while enjoying a quiet time on the throne… —> https://www.abc.net.au/news/image/6927778-3x4-700x933.jpg
This thread has been a good read while emptying out, thanks everyone.
Literally a shit post.
If it takes too long to get out, a little squirt from a bidet can help.
It can take a few days to get a plumber in.
Be conscious of your diet if it takes you long on the loo. I have a āfriendā who took a while on the loo. He ended up with haemorrhoids a couple of times. Doctor suggested fibre capsules/tablets, and he tells me this does the trick!
In all seriousness, it's an awkward but important health topic.
How does it take me to poo?
- < 2 minutes
How long do I sit on the toilet?
- 20+ minutes
Depends if I take my mobile with me and if I am at work or home š¤£š¤£š¤£
Work 20 mins?
Home 5 mins?
https://www.menshealth.com/health/a19521086/time-spent-poopiā¦
Just in case someone doesn't completely understand the process…
If im at home on my throne 30min ez
Anywhere else, 1 - 5min
depends, mostly its quick, but sometimes i get distracted and will be reading or watching something in-depth on my phone or laptop and be in there for a while…
other times, at work, i might take ten mins to sit there and read news or social media or something as a break from work. i need to take a few mins to reset sometimes when concentrating a lot or after a meeting, but if you do that at your desk you get weird looks sometimes.
Oh crap….
It depends… not enough info really. Does the time include taking your pants down and wiping? And also it differs if it's rampaging elephants or The Thinker.
Depends if I have an audience. If people are watching I'll put on a show. But by myself I'll keep it to 15 mins or until both feet are numb, whichever comes first.
I usually have it out within a minute, the rest of the 15mins is me getting a break from the kids.
I'm convinced people at work take their time, to slack off.
Sometimes when I wipe, I'll wipe, and I'll wipe, and I'll wipe, and I'll wipe… and I'll wipe. A hundred times. Still poop. It's like I'm wiping a marker or something.
Some what related, but I use to poo once everyday when I could afford to eat vegetables everyday. Now I poo once every 2 days or even 3 days since I can't afford vegetables now
Disable toilets are the best, not only they are cleaner but comes with handle bars for leverage when u need that extra push.
It depends totally on if i have a phone with me or not, and if I'm at work or not. If I have no phone I'll be out in 2-3 minutes, phone at work it'll be 5-6 minutes, and at home with a phone 10-15 minutes peace and quite :-)
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Nothing so overrated as a bad root
or Underrated as a good Poo !