Hi, my client and I are trying to find him a full length fake leather trench coat.
We are having a hard time finding it as he will require a 8-9xl coat. Would prefer Australian store but will consider from where ever if anyone finds anything.
Please let me know if anyone has any luck.
Flashers R Us
Two nuns were walking in the park one an older mother superior, the other a young novice.
Suddenly a man in a trench coat jumped out and flashed them!
The older nun had a stroke! The younger nun was too slow.
Reminds me of an article I read in Australian Police Journal about 30 years ago. There were photos of a pathetic flasher who had cut the legs off his trousers and sewn elastic into the lower sections so they were suspended just below his knees.
When he opened his coat, he was nude apart from the lower trouser legs.
From memory, he had written obscene messages on his torso with lipstick and had labia he had made from something around his penis.
Imagine standing in the police station having the photos taken after the arrest 😳
This one is my go to attire when time travelling to 2192 to arrest some cyber time criminals
https://www.thejacketmaker.com.au/Maverick-Black-Leather-Dus…
…..what does he need it for……
A school shooting is the only thing time if imagine you would need a full length trench coat.
Could be going to a Matrix fan convention as Neo
maybe a S&M private "party"?
his client might be a profressional gimp
lots of possibilities here.
Just reread this, sounds like I had a stroke part way through, must have been the thought of a trench coat that large.
Is your client 3 small toddlers trying to dress up as a grown adult?
8-9xl
It could be three adults trying to dress up?
r/ExpectedBojack
Im more curious about how heavy such a coat would be
Buy a used leather couch for $50 on Gumtree
then buy a pair of scissors and a stapler.
Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler.
Yeah, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B.
ok…set the building on fire…
Just trying to picture what 9XL actually looks like. I've given clothing gifts to islander friends that are absolute units, and they're 4XL….
Ok serious answer, as when I clicked 8XL this came up: https://www.kingsize.com.au/estore/style/dhdevin.aspx?c=8
He wants full length
Pretty sure uniqlo had some propper trenchcoats there for a bit
I very much doubt something like that exists, you will have to have it specially tailored for your client. I doubt it will be cheap.