It has recently come to my attention that some companies are requiring prequalifying tests that are masquerading as a data harvesting exercise. Currently your business might be pro LGBTIQA, but if the investor structure changes then this information can be used against you. The only way to protect yourself against this tyranny is to opt out of the data harvesting exercise. You can say no to pointless workplace employment tests.
The common sense test is to ask yourself whether this test is part of employment related activities or not. However, just asking a few of my friends has come up with a disastrous response that they would volunteer the information even though it was not employment related…
When did we lose our spines? Why should someone's LGBTIQA+ or Abortion stance affect a coding position? Why the heck does someone's relationship status affect whether someone can code? You are hiring a coder!
So you may think this data may seem innocent, but believe me, when the time comes and shit hits the fan and they need to cull people. This crappy pointless information you volunteered will undoubtedly be used by the "Change Manager".
Disclaimer: I don't care what someone does in their bedroom and neither should you. People should have a choice.
On a side note: You thought I'm talking crap right? Well, guess those guys at a social media company are wondering what they put on their applications. You know with the buyout and all.
Bro, you fell for it. You're supposed to just lie about your actual feelings on non-work related topics while at work.
They aren't testing you because they care about your political opinions, however just like any good (thought) police, they will happily use them against you if you're unwisely volunteering that information anyway. See, what they're actually testing you on is your ability to hide your spaghetti and not chimp out and spout ludicrous political opinions with no care for the audience or decorum.
Be on your best professional behaviour at work, and save the gamer words and edgyposting for 4chan and Twitter (and OzBargain) like the rest of us do.