Winter is approaching so what a great way to get your fireplace going of an evening. 432 pages of quality paper should keep you going all winter if used sparingly, or for a bit of fun toss the whole thing in at once.
CamelCamelCamel.
This is on special?! Inconceivable!
The sequel won the 2009 award?
The slap that was heard around all time lines…. It created rifts in the multiverse…
JV you've done it again !
"When you really need to punch a Rock"
too soon?
Sadly, you ruined the punch line.
Will it keep my wife's… nah not even gonna bother
Will is the story of how one exceptional man mastered his own emotions, written in a way that can help everyone else do the same.
It actually says that!!
That is f***ing brilliant!
Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
fantastic.
Book starts ….
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
one exceptional man mastered his own emotions
Sounds like this book should be categorised as fiction.
Tbh, apparently he did exceptionally mastered his emotions…
You know… like you can screwing around his wife like his son’s friend did but g i jane stuff is a taboo in the family…
The best part is he was also laughing to that taboo before the slap and then acted all that love shit speech for sympathy?
I don’t understand how come ppl can justify that and support public violence…
If you find it offensive then don’t laugh…
[insert joke here]
they used to complain that the Oscars were too White.
Does it come with a free slap?
Chris Brown beat the shit out of Rhianna. Still has a career.
Eminem “Let me give my two cents, of course I support Chris Brown/ I’d beat a bitch down, too“
Both of them still have careers and haven’t been “cancelled”
90s Rap… if someone said this kind of shit there would be a drive by for sure
He slapped someone out of line. Explain to me why people are going so crazy.
Ask any primary teacher what happens when 'celebrities' model an appalling lack of self-control to children, and adults cheer. You'll get new insight into the direction this world is headed…
Please re-read what i said. I'm giving examples of lack of self control that are far far worse than slapping someone by people who seem to have been able to avoid criticism.
I'm not exactly a fan of the bloke, but i do encourage fair and equitable treatment of all.
@Matt P, not attacking you brother, but a lack of holding other people accountable should not reset the benchmark for acceptable behaviour.
Smith's actions were abhorrent. We shouldn't absolve awful behaviour (ours or others) by pointing out worse.
Otherwise we are forever lowering the bar.
@MattyD: Not suggesting you are :)
I just have a problem with people getting away with serious assault, while others are held to account to something minor in comparison
Sounds like someone’s hero just let them down
Well I guess the way he acted is the complete opposite of his public persona whereas Eminem and Chris Brown never portray themselves as wholesome angels.
So its OK to be a piece of shit if you're honest about it?
Is that what I said? You asked why people were going so crazy, and imho I think it's because it seems out character for him. Please comprehend. Cheers.
@eediot: Given his PG public persona, a slap and a verbal warning would be consistent. Given Smith puts out Rap Lite, If a comedian had talked trash about a "Gangsta rapper" 's spouse, someone would have been seriously assaulted or shot.
Feeling trollish?
Because Smith is an idiot who did it at the Oscars with the whole world watching while celebs are supposed to be on their best behaviour. Instant meme, like Kanye and Taylor Swift only with violence.
No other way this could end than people taking the piss out of Will Smith. He has not been cancelled just mocked.
I agree there is some kind of thing going on. Like oh no the ethnic people are acting up in our event it's bad. Thing going on
Big difference since the slap was done on TV (when it is supposed to be a wholesome and prestigious show) for the whole world to see. Family and kids were probably watching the show too.
The rap genre has have always had violent, offensive and explicit lyrics thus the parental advisory. You are clearly warned before buying album and almost certaiy expect these kinds if lyrics.
Chris’ is a domestic dispute that was blown up by media.
Well, for one, it was in full view of the world… Over a joke that he was originally laughing to.
I rather burn my paper rubbish it’s cheaper!
rock bottom
Hardcover down to $20 also :-)
spanking good deal !
This book slaps
Are the first editions being cleared because the second edition is going to be amended to..
WILL: You keep my wife's name out your f***in' mouth
He was was actually thinking,
Will - Ya,all keep your penises out of my wife's mouth. Lol
"Don't judge a book by it's cover", they said. I guess it depends on who is on it.
It is also uncool to make fun of people appearance too. But i would do it the Aussie way and throw a shoe at him.
"Bush was quick enough to dodge the first shoe, found humor in the fact that it almost got him, and immediately knowing the second shoe was at the wrong trajectory he stood steadfast and quickwittedly, knowing that most men only wear 2 shoes at a time, and there was no further danger. That's what he used to call strategery."
I once looked up that clip but I got a longer version, has his comments after.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RFH7C3vkK4
It's not bad for a guy who was often ridiculed for not being able to think on his feet.
..he needs to rewrite his autobiography
He should have used his autobiography. Leave less bruises.
Cuckography
Good for you.
not sure what you mean, with your username I reckon you go on killing sprees
RUOK?
@CookieJacker31: no just killed a bunch of spiders, cannot fathom the trouble Will would be if he did it
I Will not.
Ricky Jarvis said it best…something like … “I wouldn’t have told a joke about his wife, I’d have told a joke about her boyfriend”..
Ricky who?
"Keep his name out of your f***ing mouth" made him say that but you know what he meant
AKA
What Happens When Narcissists Fall in "Love"
Nice! Looking forward to the next release which is meant to be dropping soon, A Cuck Life.
Can get firewood/ starter way cheaper
yes but does it burn as well?
Does this even have the whole story?
In the old days you take off your gloves then slap someone
I challenge thee to a duel.
Hahaha. Medievil style.
👍
May come in handy next toilet paper shortage
I've read the book via audible, and I enjoyed it.
Very entertaining
So you heard?
Heard what ?
Did it come with the free slap sound effect?
I’m in the middle of it now. It’s a great listen.
How tf did security not rush the stage or one of Chris's mates come and back him up? Literally assaulted someone and went and sat down.
Likely thought it a harmless stunt. Chris didn’t back off when Willy got close.
Yeah because he expected to have someone hit him over a harmless joke.
Both are/were at peak of their careers. Who’d in right mind jeopardise this during Oscar broadcast?
Should Will apologize to Rock?
Yes
No
Undoubtedly, a heated discussion between Willy’s PR people. Expect something to satisfy all parties, particularly, fan$.
Of course, he apologized to everyone but him. Will Smith clearly has issues, and was taking it out very undeservedly on Chris Rock. Letting his accept that award was a complete joke.
He is a bad boy but whatcha gonna do.
When he comes for you
Duck.
Had the book in Audible, got to chapter 3 (just after his father beat the crap out of his mother) then watched him do the same to Chris Rock (ok, he b17ch slapped him) and decided that I didn't want to support someone like that.
Audible allows you to return a book, even if finished and I had my refund same day.
That's the problem with the world right now. No rational proportional response. Can't tell the difference between a "b17ch slap" which may or may not have been a staged stunt, and a husband repeatedly brutalizing his wife by beating her into a pulp.
You also seem completely unfamiliar with they cycle of victim becoming perpetrator when it comes to abuse: For all the people that turn their backs on violence due to a violent upbringing there are others for which that behaviour is noramlized.
Will Smith will be just fine without the Academy, and without your contribution..Other people who are not rich that discarded by society and can no longer get work or support have just one choice left: Turn to crime.
Lol. Ration proportionality? You are comparing a slap to a wife beating and suggesting Smith is being treated like a wife beater? Ludicrous. Look at the response.
He lost his cool and slapped a host over a joke. His punishment is not jail. He's not been shunned by Hollywood. His career isn't over. His horrifying punishment is being banned from attending the Oscars after he assaulted a host live in front of billions. That seems an entirely appropriate level response.
He's a meme now. You can't get much more proportional.
But that's okay because he didn't go to jail? Are you actually listening to yourself?
Yes all sense of proportionality has been lost. The problem is people have lost the plot.
A proportional response would have been to see him before a judge forced into anger management classes and perhaps doing some community service. Stuff that might actually help him reflect about it and get his anger issues dealt with (assuming it wasn't a stunt).
And by the way I am STILL not convinced that this wasn't a stunt and that his 10 year suspension should stand.
If you're considering this, please also buy this
with it so amazon will say 'Frequently bought together'
I think I'll keep every word of this book out of my #@$&ING mouth
Chapter 5: My wife's boyfriends and other entanglements.
Man is this going to go, quickly, to the remainder bin.
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
I was chilling at the Oscars, sitting in my chair
When Chris Rock made a joke about my wife's lack of hair
I looked at my wife, her eyebrows were raised
If I didn't act quick, it would be the end of my days
I was huffin, and puffin, what he said wasn't cool
I was going to have to take him out to school
I walked up on stage like I was in the hood
I wound up my arm and slapped Chris Rock good
I got in one little fight and the Academy got scared
"You can take your Oscar, now get out of here"
One of chapter titles is "Slapped by a Willy"
Am I dreaming? Can someone please slap me?
Oof