Hesitate to post condom deal cause Australia need more babies.
Not the cheapest (25Β’/shot), but for those who need to stock up for valentine day.
update: out of stock, back order Usually dispatched within 1 to 2 months.
Hesitate to post condom deal cause Australia need more babies.
Not the cheapest (25Β’/shot), but for those who need to stock up for valentine day.
update: out of stock, back order Usually dispatched within 1 to 2 months.
witch doctor?
witch doctor? or which doctor?
it completely changes the meaning π
@skido: I go a witch doctor in canberra. Sheep intestines are what they give me
@life is suffering: Some people just use a sock…
@smartazz104: sock on a cock, cock in a sock ππππ
@smartazz104: Thats fine if you have a foot.
@life is suffering: Give your misses the Lamb shank.
@life is suffering: Ewe should be careful with those sheep intestines… I hear they have a few worrying side effects, including children….
@Silent-BoB: I think you are mistaking sheep for goats, they are the ones that give you kids
@Damannation: Thanks for stating the bleating obvious
Impressive sex life.
Probably married over 10 years
Can confirm most likely… from experience haha
@scud70: Well i'm in for a wild ride - NOT.
@ImpulseMan: The word In may need to be replaced…..
@scud70: I am laughing and crying at the same time. Excuse me.
@scud70: how do i buy the correct size?
@capslock janitor: Measure length, and girth.
@t25: when is optimal time to measure?
Impressive sex life.
probably bought GME stock
Mate, most people who bought GME probably can't afford these at this point.
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I think self-deprecating humour is the best.
Then again, what would I know?
must be nice…
lifetime supply
Came here for this comment.
You'll be starting multiple lives once they expire and start breaking down.
had to get ya to 69 votes, ya never know when your luck could turn around ;)
Literature Gold !
Came for the comments.. But there are none.
Guess you could say I came too early…..
Guess you could say I came too early
Double bagging can help with that
Australia need more babies.
Nah, enough of my tax dollars are already funding others offspring.
Idiocracy is a documentary, I tells ya.
My progeny need support
should move to your own island.
here for the comments
Ha ha twenty cents a shot. With that type of analysis it can not be long before washing them out and reusing them is a thing. Then there will be "re-rolling" machines on Banggood…
(20s/shot)
20 cents or 20 seconds?
Your secret is safe with us π
Then there will be "re-rolling" machines on Banggood
Why do you need a machine, when there's cheap human labour?
Police in Vietnam have confiscated an estimated 345,000 used condoms which had been cleaned and resold as new, state media reported.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-09-25/vietnam-police-seize-β¦
"tipped off by a local resident."
*customer
"I'm yellow but why's my baby black?"
If you are quick to roll it back after the shot, you won't need a machine π
At 20c I don't think your Bang is particularly good…
Do they come in extra extra small? Asking for a friend
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$4 for 120. (3c each), scissors required.
https://shop.coles.com.au/a/mirrabooka/product/ansell-disposβ¦
$4.95 for 100m (at least 400 uses), scissors required.
Are you assuming single-use?
@bargaino: yes
Use scissors near dong at your own risk.
@t25: Nah, have at it, then you won't need the condoms.
He asked for extra extra small, not magnum dong size
your friend being your peepee?
Cheaper to cut the fingers off a disposable glove.
cut the fingers
Or just cut it and don't use it :O
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probably will never need a one ..EVER (*saving!!!)
Lol
They come in 3 sizes: Small, Medium and Liar.
Now offer me someone with whom I can use it.
Will cost you more than 20c
Grindr
ha ha, literally just just spat out my coffee!
Was your coffee a long black?
@ExPrinceHairy: Or a Flat white?
Not the cheapest (20s/shot)
Not everybody pay the same XD
Australia need more babies? How so?
Hot babes he meant
The primary driver of all life is survival and competition. Australia needs more babies or it will be eventually be swallowed up by the hordes of West Asians and Africans breeding like rabbits.
To clarify, a population growth of 2.2 in considered necessary to sustain a population. Less than 2.2 results in decline, greater than 2.2 results in growth.
Australia, NZ, US and UK are all 1.7 with Canada at 1.5
Niger is the highest at 6.9 with African nations occupying most of the top 30 spots, while Western nations occupy most of the bottom 30.
If you do the math, then Australia (and the West) needs more babies.
Australia needs more babies or it will be eventually be swallowed up by the hordes of West Asians and Africans breeding like rabbits.
Australia and the Australian way of life doesn't just disappear because Africans have more children than we do.
Australia and the Australian way of life doesn't just disappear because Africans have more children than we do.
Did you do the math? If 2 people have an average of 1.7 children, over a long enough time frame you eventually get to zero.
This scenario already has already played out both Australia (Palawa) and NZ (Moriori) where differing tribes were consumed by the larger more dominate tribes, and now for all intents and purposes they no longer exist.
@1st-Amendment: look what happened in Tibet when another tribe moved in in large numbers, culture changed.
It won't disappear, it will just be insignificant compared to big nations.
I can think of another solution. And a side benefit is reinvigoration of the ailing airline industry.
True Ozbarginers use cling wrap instead.
I tie it into a knot, usually does the job.
Wish I could do that.
Never tie the knot. For the love of god man.
I tie it into a knot
Please tell me you're talking about the cling wrap.
Usually? The slips would keep you busy for life!
Cling wrap and some olive oil will do
Those reusable bags now have a multi purpose. Saves space in the car / backpack.
Just wash after every use unless you are doing the counterpart return and earn scheme if you can find one.
and then don't forget to wash and reuse
don't forget to wash and reuse
Please tell me you're not talking about the cling wrap.
Yeah. Coles and Woolies charge for them plastic bags. Use to be free.
There's always the plastic bag on the fruit and veg aisle though.
Sometimes I treat myself and upgrade to these:
https://www.amazon.com.au/WinkyBoom-Balloons-Assorted-Qualitβ¦
You mean when you get lucky you celebrate with balloons?
It used to be more common for people to have a smoke^ afterwards, but to each^^ their own.
^ lol autocorrect changed 'smoke' to 'family' - also true!
^^ autocorrect changed 'each' to 'reach' - also true!!
I thought true OzBargainers perform their own vasectomy…
Or at least wait for a deal.
I'm afraid to click on the link as it will update my daily Amazon emails "Based on your recent activity, we thought you might be interested in this."
Private window mate! ;)
What will I do for the rest of the week?
Never skimp on quality condoms.
Will always be cheaper than child support.
Thankfully you can yeet it before then, $490 more than this pack isn't such a great deal, but still cheaper than whatever it costs now for 16-18+ years.
Is there difference in effectiveness of condoms based on price?
Thanks OP, lifetime supply