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Solar Powered Dancing Jesus $6.95 + Bonus Dancing Rasta Man (+ P&H) @ Smooth Sales

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AssociatedArcherVice on 08/12/2020 - 13:15 smoothsales.com.au (4471 clicks)
Last edited 08/12/2020 - 13:24

Hello OzBargainers,

Add a touch of piety to your dashboard with the Solar Powered Dancing Jesus.
As the light shines upon him, watch him sway side to side in all his glory.

For a limited time, get a free 'Rasta man' to accompany him.

Simply add both items to your cart and the Rasta Man is free!*

Metro Shipping is a FLAT RATE $7.95 which means order any amount to any Metro area in Aus (major cities, not coastal towns or country/regional locations) and the price doesn't change.

Have a great week ahead!

*Can't be used in conjunction with any other offer.

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  • Jeffie on 08/12/2020 - 13:18
    +28

    But does he take the wheel?

    • andresampras on 08/12/2020 - 14:47
      +4

      he will guide you when you need him to.

      sort of like on-demand GPS….aka GPS

    • ialam99 on 08/12/2020 - 15:21
      +3

      If you get the full set (dancing Jesus, Buddha, Allah and Yoda), you can take off both hands and feet while the car drives by itself.

      • John on 08/12/2020 - 15:29
        +18

        Great idea. Do that and you might even get to see them in person.

      • Scrooge McDuck on 08/12/2020 - 15:57
        +3

        What about Muhammad?

        • dexx on 08/12/2020 - 16:08
          +1

          That would be an interesting addition!

        • BankstownMoeyDW on 09/12/2020 - 00:45

          Nah, now you infidels have taken it too far.

        • living4music on 09/12/2020 - 01:19

          Forget Muhammad. Get Trump one.

    • cloud68 on 08/12/2020 - 16:19
      +5

      In the name of the Father, and the SUN…….

  • Jack D Price on 08/12/2020 - 13:18
    +12

    Why can't prayers power it?

  • Whatisthatvelvet on 08/12/2020 - 13:20
    +6

    Now if it was Baby Jesus….

    • wekimekigugudan on 08/12/2020 - 14:47
      +2

      Now if it was Baby Jesus Yoda….

      • testeagles on 08/12/2020 - 17:15

        ….but it's not baby Yoda. We were all fooled

    • Euthyphro on 08/12/2020 - 17:15
      +1

      He will wee on your face, solar powered.

    • AssociatedArcherVice @ Smooth Sales on 08/12/2020 - 13:21
      +29

      It is $11.99 on Catch. This is $6.95 and it's a 2 for 1 deals.

      FakeNews

  • exc3113nce on 08/12/2020 - 13:21

    Is this not the same thing for 2 of them for $16 inc shipping? Ebay link here

    • parker2004au on 08/12/2020 - 13:22
      +3

      But then you don't get a Rasta Man with it

    • AssociatedArcherVice @ Smooth Sales on 08/12/2020 - 13:24
      +39

      While not exactly the same.

      I am willing to see your $15.97 and make it $14.90 including shipping.

      DONE!

      • exc3113nce on 08/12/2020 - 13:29
        +16

        Hey full props to you for straight up beating their price. I'll remove my neg. Also I didn't neg your comment but I'll + it.

      • Cuddlah on 08/12/2020 - 15:28
        +1

        Since Jeebus has sold out …. how about 2x Rasta Mans for the same price?

        • z00m on 08/12/2020 - 16:55

          Yes 2 Rasta Man please

      • cloudie9 on 08/12/2020 - 16:25

        Hey Op, I sent you PM, can you please look into this? Cheers.

        • AssociatedArcherVice @ Smooth Sales on 08/12/2020 - 16:39
          +1

          Sorted - check email for confirmation.

  • Hinee on 08/12/2020 - 13:25
    +3

    I have one of these - I love the little dude. Will dance in even the smallest amount of light too.

    • Arthur Dunger on 08/12/2020 - 13:26

      Is this a bargain though?

      • Hinee on 08/12/2020 - 13:33
        +3

        I think at $5 each (with the bonus Rasta) they're priced fine. The shipping hurts though.

    • Jeffie on 08/12/2020 - 17:41

      But I already have a little dude who can do that.

  • mdavant on 08/12/2020 - 13:30

    Awesome. Great Christmas present

    • Car-la-la on 08/12/2020 - 14:55
      +1

      Really? For who?

      • onetwothreefour on 08/12/2020 - 14:58
        +1

        God.

      • Dannyism on 08/12/2020 - 16:26

        Yeah I got no idea why people buy this junk. Each to their own though I guess.

      • mdavant on 08/12/2020 - 16:49

        For overly awesome people

  • Ameowzon on 08/12/2020 - 13:31

    Can we pick up anywhere in Melbourne?

    • pyramid on 08/12/2020 - 15:13

      St Kilda for pickups ….

    • ChocoMilk on 08/12/2020 - 16:08
      +6

      Jesus is everywhere

  • Brisbane1 on 08/12/2020 - 13:34

    You make our Gods dance hats off to you :)

  • JepunK on 08/12/2020 - 13:35
    +4

    Jesus and Rasta man…lol 2020 version of cheech and chong?

  • EightImmortals on 08/12/2020 - 13:55
    +13

    Do you have a Mohammed one?

    • AssociatedArcherVice @ Smooth Sales on 08/12/2020 - 14:09
      +24

      Pass.

    • ozhunter on 08/12/2020 - 14:36
      +6

      Lol, they wouldn't dare.

  • navjay on 08/12/2020 - 14:17
    +3

    Can he dance on water?

    • Vortex99 on 08/12/2020 - 15:31
      +1

      If I put him on the window near the water tap.. do i get wine on tap?

  • Madmartigan611 on 08/12/2020 - 14:22

    Did find some false advertising on their website. The Decor insulated drink bottle. The wooden white model picture says only available at Woolworths :-)
    https://smoothsales.com.au/products/decor-stainless-steel-dr…

    They are good drink bottles, very well priced as well

    • Madmartigan611 on 08/12/2020 - 14:32

      i did buy 2 X Jesus as well…thanks

    • AssociatedArcherVice @ Smooth Sales on 08/12/2020 - 16:36
      +1

      Now we're just nitpicking.

  • pennypincher98 on 08/12/2020 - 14:54
    +1

    I actually want to buy this and I'm not even religious lmao

    • 1st-Amendment on 08/12/2020 - 15:09
      +1

      That's ok, most people who celebrate Christmas don't believe in Santa…

  • JoeRogan on 08/12/2020 - 14:58

    I ordered 2 x Jesus .. will the Rasta auto apply?
    Sorry.. am I meant to get free shipping? It says $7.95
    I'm at cart stage now….

    • AssociatedArcherVice @ Smooth Sales on 08/12/2020 - 16:05

      Add 2 Jesusesesses.
      Add 2 Rastas.
      Rastas are discounted.
      Boom Mary's your mother.
      Sold.

  • Rojohe on 08/12/2020 - 15:06

    Free shipping mentioned in other post?

  • Mister Popo on 08/12/2020 - 15:11
    +2

    Thanks, this will be the new 'fish' sign.

  • scoobydoobydu on 08/12/2020 - 15:17
    +1

    Praised be…

    • duchy on 08/12/2020 - 16:39
      +1

      Under His Eye

      • rodericb on 08/12/2020 - 18:57

        Blessed is the fruit.

  • GrimCheaper on 08/12/2020 - 15:17
    +4

    Mmm sacrilegious

  • Munki on 08/12/2020 - 15:22
    +11

    If you don't have this fully charged and it dies, does it take 3 days before it's able to be brought back?

    • ntt on 08/12/2020 - 16:09
      +3

      nail it

    • AssociatedArcherVice @ Smooth Sales on 08/12/2020 - 18:01
      +2

      Genesis 1:3
      And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light.

      It's solar powered….no charge needed.

    • zombie hunter on 08/12/2020 - 18:16
      +3

      only around easter

  • JoeRogan on 08/12/2020 - 15:23
    +1

    Nooooooo… sold out.

    • cloudie9 on 08/12/2020 - 15:29
      +4

      Don't worry, Jesus will still be around.

    • AssociatedArcherVice @ Smooth Sales on 08/12/2020 - 16:00

      It's Back!!!

      • ChocoMilk on 08/12/2020 - 16:10
        +1

        He has returned.

        • AssociatedArcherVice @ Smooth Sales on 08/12/2020 - 16:12
          +5

          Second coming?

    • meatgasm on 08/12/2020 - 16:33
      +1

      Give him a few days ….

  • dust on 08/12/2020 - 15:47
    +2

    The types of items that get OzBargained never cease to amaze me.

    • ntt on 08/12/2020 - 16:11
      +1

      buy stupid stuffs and put them aside, yes! that's ozbargain's spirit.

  • jettim76 on 08/12/2020 - 15:58
    +3

    That would be…. Your own, Personal. Jesus. Someone to hear your prayers. Someone who cares.

  • Empharand on 08/12/2020 - 16:01
    +1

    Didn't think you could put a price on Jesus

    • Jack D Price on 08/12/2020 - 16:57
      +1

      Well, it's either this or eternal hellfire…. it's honestly so sad that adults believe in that.

  • ego22 on 08/12/2020 - 16:07

    Damn i wanted one!! Every time i see it it would remind me of this

    https://youtu.be/q3rLof2cnzg

  • Raj09 on 08/12/2020 - 16:50

    Amen. "Son are you following the right path? Or are you blindly following the vile voice of that instrument which you call a phone? Those voices from the netherworld from that wretched entity called Google" 😂

  • PinzVidz on 08/12/2020 - 17:03
    +1

    If this looked like Jesus in South Park I would've bought a shitload of them.

  • ModdySwag on 08/12/2020 - 17:19
    +1

    Added 2 Jesusesesses.
    Added 2 Rastas.
    Rastas were discounted.
    Boom Mary's my mother.
    Sold.
    My car dash is gonna be gaudy ! 🤪😜🤭

  • cryptowiz on 08/12/2020 - 17:23

    Was in K-Mart the other day and they were selling Solar Powered Dancing reindeer and elves. They were $2 each. Bought one of each and they work well.

  • Yummy on 08/12/2020 - 17:28

    Perfect chick magnet. Works best when you are near church.

  • hugh on 08/12/2020 - 17:39

    The deluxe version plays Havah Nagilah while dancing.

  • zombie hunter on 08/12/2020 - 18:17
    +1

    if we stop trading with china, this crap wont be missed

    • AssociatedArcherVice @ Smooth Sales on 08/12/2020 - 18:18
      +2

      68 people might miss it.

      • gsouth82 on 08/12/2020 - 18:20
        +1

        Make that 69 dude!

  • OzCheapo on 08/12/2020 - 18:28
    +1

    I know this is a waste of money but darn it, woudl love to have a dancing Jesus and Bob Marley

  • BewareOfThe Dog on 08/12/2020 - 18:38
    +1

    What about Muhammad and Buddha?

    • Switchblade88 on 08/12/2020 - 18:51
      +13

      I asked. He's cool with it.

    • betheball on 08/12/2020 - 19:33
      +1

      Lord sky fairy is my God

    • MattyD on 08/12/2020 - 20:09

      1 John 5:19, and stay mindful of 1:8.

    • ahly92 on 08/12/2020 - 20:16

      Wait…so christianity is not monotheistic? If a God can have a God then you're not any different to hindus and pagens that have multiple God's….

  • try2bhelpful on 08/12/2020 - 19:09
    +1

    An Englishman in New York
    Godley & Creme

    "Battle and bitch for the ultimate kitch
    Of a crucifix clock
    Two miniature Romans, running on rails
    Appear every hour and bang in the nails
    I've got to have it, Christ, I gotta be the first
    On our block”

  • thom on 08/12/2020 - 19:51

    Why not a Jesus & Mary Magdalene (Magdala) combo deal? They could dance together again.

  • ahly92 on 08/12/2020 - 20:18

    Why is he white… Prophet Jesus was located around the middle east africa regions…he was probably tanned to brown complexion

    • gsouth82 on 08/12/2020 - 20:35
      +3

      That’s why there’s a free Rasta. You can chose which to worship

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