If you missed out buying toilet over the last few weeks, you can now buy reasonably priced toilet paper (700 Sheet, 2 Ply) for $1.50 Per Roll at the following locations:
-Mostly $2 at 670 Chapel St South Yarra
-Mostly $2 at Taylors Road, Keilors Down
-Mostly $2 at Point Cook Town Centre
Either you’re joking, or you’re an idiot.
Idiot it is.
@MrChadley: We must be talking about some emotional connection you have to toilet paper. With 144 rolls of tp you could just about make your own Hazmat suit every time you go out.
Toilet paper keeps you safe, how?
You don't even know why you're buying so much toilet paper.
por que no los dos?
Yes why not both
Just use your hand with water. Simple. Works for millions of people around the globe.
I will resort to that if I have to but I'm trying to avoid doing that best I can so thats why I'm going to get some extra
I will resort to that if I have to
So you aren't going to wash your hands "unless you have to" with a contagious virus hanging around? Geez, makes you wonder how'd you be like if there was no virus.
Actually soap is the most important component. It breaks down the celllular wall.
Just water cleans better than just soap.
Hoarders preventing other hoarders from hoarding.
Are you hoarding because you foresee yourself having a shit fest, or because you believe TP is limited due to restrictions in imports from China?
I honestly do not get the toilet paper hoarding.
You know it's not gastro right?
I don't think the hoarding has anything to do with the runs. Some people are hoarding because they are worried about having to be restricted to home for a couple of weeks without being able to go to the store. They don't want to run out. Others are worried that the stores will run out because of all the idiots that are hoarding loo paper. Others, as suggested above by Ughhh, are worried about potential problems with the supply chains.
Personally, I think running out of fresh fruit and vegetables would be more of an issue.
I hope they realise the quarantine is 14 days.
Coles "20 rolls a week for 4 people" is bullshit - I live with 5 other adults and we go through a Quilton 20 pack in about 3-4 weeks.
144 rolls of toilet paper isn't stockpiling, that's hoping to resell. By that rate, it would take us around 6 months at least to get through all that.
I must ask though, why toilet paper. If someone is expecting to be holed up for 6 months, how much food would they need? A family of 4 having pasta twice a week would need 52 packs of pasta.
I really hope this is just trolling but based on shortages theres likely more than a few nonsensical panic buyers among us
Lol, he was obviously joking!
Just to be sure of what ? How often do you shit?
People like you who make all this chaos, so ego centric
It's just an unbelievably selfish self-centred way to behave. What about everyone else who needs toilet paper?
You're the problem with this country right now.
Believe it or not we can survive without tp
NO WE CANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But would we want to?
2 ply? may aas well use bare hand
Use bare hand to.. Fold it. Yeah.
If that's not what you meant, then you suck at this :)
Am I the only one who prefers the thin-ass recycled 2-ply ones which have no bleach or softeners in them and seem to have 8 billion sheets per roll? The pansy-ass Quiltons feel like they just glide over the poo, too soft and frail to even dare lifting it off the skin.
Remind us all not to visit you
There’s a paperbark tree at work that’s shedding…. believe me I’ve thought about that too..
Remind us all not to visit you
Didn't he just do that?
I think you mean not to have him visit. He'll nick all your bog roll
Reasonably priced 2Ply TP $1.5/roll
And I was complaining about the lemon prices…
Guess its still cheaper then facebook marketplace or ebay
Found some at my on campus grocery store at uni. Plenty of stock. People don’t need to pay $2 a roll and panic.
How this is a bargain? More like ads
Sickness never ends, it just shows how primitive this society is. Tonight at my local Coles 9pm, everything is empty, no paper at all. Around 10pm when it's time to close they start restocking and you can EASILY buy paper then, if you need to. No need to push and shove at 7am. No, paper won't save you from cock-rona, no you're not gonna end up on the toilet seat without paper, no you can't eat toilet paper… Yes, you still have to wake up, get dressed, go to work and do all the usual stuff you do and that doesn't scare you as that's how you can get it but you're scared of running out asswipers?
Please, primitives, please, don't ware a mask if you DON'T have the virus!!!! Learn, hit your head in the brick wall, learn, read something, don't just be an ape and do what you see other do. The MASK should be worn by someone who HAS the virus or thinks might have. It WON'T Protect you, it CAN'T protect you from getting it. IT CANT!
Masks aren't to protect you from getting it, it's to protect your infected dumb ass from spreading it. The virus primarily spreads asymptotically, so you won't even know you have it until it's too late. Everyone wearing masks is why Taiwan, Hong Kong and Singapore have miraculously not turned into Wuhan 2.0 right now.
Do you seriously, seriously believe that's why they are wearing masks? in fear that they maybe have it so they don't spread it? Seriously, that's what you think???
Please, don't bs to bs. They are wearing it out of FEAR not to get the virus, they think they are PROTECTING themselves. Ask someone and you'll see. Don't be stupid, please.
JFC. It makes no difference why they think they're wearing them, what matters is they're wearing them.
Don't be stupid, please.
If irony had mass we'd all be dead now.
Think about your cock-rona aerosol, buddy
What a great idea, if only the people who have the virus wear masks we'll know who the are and can eliminate the threat.
Burn them at the stake should work or we could dunk them in a river and steal their toilet paper.
I'm past worrying about a toilet paper shortage. Chemist Warehouse have Molicare Premium on sale for $32.99 in a 14 pack. "premium pull-up pants for moderate to heavy incontinence"
Recommended by Grandpa.
Problem solved.
$2.36 per pooop. I would just jump in the shower instead
Beware of karma. Profiteering while the needy and elderly looking high and low for loo paper.
Not a bargain for sure.
Perfect for the preppier s cookbook
Pasta with toilet paper
https://en24.news/n/2020/03/the-10-best-recipes-for-pasta-wi…
Absolutely not a bargain.
What kind of bs bargain is this lol
$1.50 a roll!! what an absolute bunch of crooks cashing in on hard times.
Horrible humans
Posts like this make me think we need to raise 24 hour negative vote limit.
Not a bargain - trying to cash in times of crisis
No Bargain.
Hehe I'm a supporter of paying more because of market conditions and inconvenience of finding the paper gold but with this one agree .
Bush fires people come together toliet paper people become greedy
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