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[NSW] Fresh Christmas Trees $1 (Was $70) @ Coles (Rhodes)

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bargain ben on 23/12/2019 - 19:20 files.ozbargain.com.au (8832 clicks)
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Fresh Christmas Trees marked down from $70 to $1, just in time for Christmas.

Spotted at Rhodes, NSW. May possibly be as cheap at other stores.

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  • cdaddy on 23/12/2019 - 19:22
    +3

    $1 firewood

    • redcreek200 on 23/12/2019 - 19:32
      +4

      For a bbq away from neighbours, maybe. In a woodstove they'd be terrible. Too green and still too high a moisture content - will smoke badly.

      • Nukkels on 23/12/2019 - 19:33
        +2

        At least they won't stink like pine needles - oh wait…

    • BargainKen on 24/12/2019 - 09:17

      For the in-laws.

  • kronicmacstigator on 23/12/2019 - 19:23
    +40

    Don't do what I did last year… I was required to visit the emergency ward just a week before Christmas. I ended up needing to get several pine needles removed from 'down there'.

    Last time I listen to the other half… they told me that if I wanted a tree, I could put it up myself… so I did…

    • pennypincher98 on 23/12/2019 - 19:30
      +3

      Ah, the joys of schadenfreude and also the horror of my imagination.

      Honestly, this made my day.

      • kronicmacstigator on 23/12/2019 - 19:51
        +6

        That being said, my farts did smell pine fresh for the next three days

        • donotuse on 24/12/2019 - 05:50
          +1

          It ain’t clean unless it’s Pine-o-Clean.

        • pennypincher98 on 24/12/2019 - 06:46

          Talk about being in the Christmas spirit!
          Saves on buying air freshener at least when you can make your own.

          The Ozbargaining is off the charts lol

    • DarkOz on 24/12/2019 - 06:00
      +4

      I don't think this will be an issue for anyone else. No one will be silly enough to hump it like you did :D

    • zzzman on 24/12/2019 - 07:15

      How did you get it up there? Did you sit on the Xmas tree?

      • demmogorgon on 24/12/2019 - 09:34

        More like "tripped and landed on it".

  • Heaps for Cheaps on 23/12/2019 - 19:33
    +1

    I love the smell of the fresh trees and for that reason, if I was close, I would buy one for the house and one for the car.

    I do think, however, that these trees would be massively dry and they would keep longer if the stores kept the bases in water…

    • mangoed on 23/12/2019 - 21:41
      +13

      Even better when their bases are kept in the forest soil, this way they stay fresh forever.

      • spaceflight on 24/12/2019 - 09:11
        +2

        Until the fire comes.

  • chumlee on 23/12/2019 - 19:33

    Still ok for Christmas in July

    • [Deactivated] on 23/12/2019 - 23:16

      Way past the best before unless you freeze it.

      • ATangk on 24/12/2019 - 00:56
        +1

        Just plant it.

        • tonsta on 24/12/2019 - 01:21
          -1

          My neighbour planted their old Xmas tree, that Was 20 years ago, they don't look very Xmasy anymore… becoming a problem to the plumbing and foot paths now.

          • ATangk on 24/12/2019 - 01:48

            @tonsta: Just de-plant it.

          • Bluering48 on 24/12/2019 - 10:50

            @tonsta: Mine is in a pot, each year before Xmas, I bring it in, decorate it and after Xmas take it out again. Nothing can beat the living one.

            • tonsta on 31/12/2019 - 18:42

              @Bluering48: Yeah I feel you can leave it in the pot that's best.

  • Nukkels on 23/12/2019 - 19:35
    +30

    'Fresh' Christmas trees - those ones are so brown, they look more like the Fresh Prince of Belair.

    • gooddealmate on 23/12/2019 - 19:45

      Wow, they do look terrible. I'll bet they'll be in the dumpster out the back by tomorrow afternoon.

      • bargain ben on 23/12/2019 - 19:52
        +2

        The red netting doesn’t help them look green.
        I agree though that they are not well cared for.

    • tonsta on 24/12/2019 - 01:22

      Great Segway, you should get into copy writing.

      • bai tu on 24/12/2019 - 03:18
        +3

        Segway

        Segue.

  • Sydgun on 23/12/2019 - 20:02
    +2

    Best time to stock up for next Chrissie! 😉

  • Scrooge McDuck on 23/12/2019 - 20:21
    +4

    Any deals on Festivus poles?

  • mlakmlak on 23/12/2019 - 20:33
    -5

    Are these imported? According to ABC news, Sydney, Greater Sydney, Greater Western Sydney, and some other parts of Australia have been completely destroyed by bushfires.

    • Heaps for Cheaps on 23/12/2019 - 20:36
      +9

      "Are these imported?" No. They have been in store for a few weeks, and the trees come from private farms, not just plucked from the bush, koalas inclusive. lol

    • Ramrod on 23/12/2019 - 22:05
      +3

      Handpicked by the Griswolds

    • whooah1979 on 24/12/2019 - 10:50

      Less fuel for next year’s bushfires.

  • AsukaST on 23/12/2019 - 20:39
    +1

    perhaps a good idea as a new fence? lol

  • Cusack on 23/12/2019 - 20:40
    +2

    At first glance, I thought it was cannabis. Then the disappointment

  • BargainGeezer on 23/12/2019 - 20:42
    +2

    Cheaper than buying a car air freshener!

    • Yarkin on 23/12/2019 - 23:40

      Yeah but it kinda blocks visibility when hung from the mirror…

      • spaceflight on 24/12/2019 - 09:12

        Not in my Kenwood truck

  • CoreJava on 23/12/2019 - 20:43
    +1

    98% off, Perfect Xmas gift

  • TigerWoops on 23/12/2019 - 20:47
    +6

    I feel sorry to the young xmas trees as they were grown to be cut for xmas. After xmas they are ended in trubbish bin. What a waste of tree lives. They lived before being cut for xmas decoration. Sorry trees…

    • capslock janitor on 23/12/2019 - 21:04

      TeamTrees… oh

    • mlakmlak on 23/12/2019 - 21:08
      +1

      probably more environmentally friendly than a plastic tree

      • dufflover on 24/12/2019 - 10:51
        +1

        Surely not if you reuse it every year (I realise that may not be the reality for a lot of people)

        • Borg on 25/12/2019 - 11:00

          You would need to use it for 10 years or so, I heard on the radio the other day. Fresh trees are much better for the environment and have a 3kg footprint vr 30kg in the making of a fake tree. Fresh trees also help prevent soil erosion and added benefit also when recyling etc. Was an interesting study.
          I have a fake one BUT found it on household clean up day……..I did my bit and save it going to landfill :-)

    • Cusack on 23/12/2019 - 22:16
      +3

      xmastreelivesmatter

    • CoreJava on 24/12/2019 - 03:06

      It is better to be cut than burnt in bushfire

  • nmcc08 on 23/12/2019 - 20:51
    +1

    Can we smoke these trees?

    • ozy on 23/12/2019 - 21:51

      While the state burns I’d say these are presmoked, if in doubt just put it outside.

    • b0rnwithabeard on 24/12/2019 - 08:51
      +1

      calm down Snoop Dogg

  • Bid Sniper on 23/12/2019 - 21:00
    -1

    If they didnt cut the roots then it be great and not a waste

  • peterpeterpumpkin on 23/12/2019 - 21:04
    +1

    These would make an ideal budget gift to place under the Christmas tree for visitors, but I imagine they'd be a nightmare to wrap. Certainly easier than puppies (which is why they say "not just for Christmas").

  • capslock janitor on 23/12/2019 - 21:06
    +1

    Never knew I'd see actual Xmas trees at Coles.. whoa

  • Homr on 23/12/2019 - 21:27
    +2

    Thanks, Halloween decorations sorted.

  • Zackeroo on 23/12/2019 - 21:52
    +1

    Oh lol… I was just there… But my Ozbargain side of me didn't click in… Whoops 😂😂

  • Mahogany Granger on 23/12/2019 - 21:52
    -1

    bonus insects

  • bargainatoraah on 23/12/2019 - 22:15
    +1

    Someone overordered

  • ManiOZ on 23/12/2019 - 22:36
    +1

    if they start selling them with $10 to $15 probably no need to do like this so then all alrady gone . removing waste from coles cost wolud be more than this

    • spaij on 23/12/2019 - 23:04
      +1

      Yes, of they were really dropped from $70 to $1 then someone dropped the ball with this… Should've dropped the price list week like my local Coles.

      But maybe they found them in a pile out the back last night?

  • unswgeek on 24/12/2019 - 08:27
    +3

    Update, visited this morning, it is Free now, so, 100% off…

    plenty of stock in the store back storage area, just ask the friendly staff to get some.

  • arcticmonkey on 24/12/2019 - 08:45
    +1

    Poor trees. I feel sorry for them that they didn't get some love and bring some joy to a family.

  • bratgirl on 24/12/2019 - 09:51

    Could probably woodchip them, if you have access to a good woodchipper. Turn those bad boys into some mulch for the garden.

  • OzHunterNSW on 24/12/2019 - 10:33
    -2

    A complete disgrace where one religion advocates hate and destruction of our resources

    • whooah1979 on 24/12/2019 - 10:53
      +1

      They’re locally grown for local consumption.

      • bio on 24/12/2019 - 13:05

        It's not a resource if it's locally grown?

        • whooah1979 on 24/12/2019 - 13:54
          +1

          No. Pine trees grown for Xmas is nothing more than roses grown for spring.

  • Tomika on 24/12/2019 - 10:51

    Our vegan mate best Christmas food

  • Oz em on 24/12/2019 - 12:03

    I’ll get one now to use next year.

  • AussieZed on 24/12/2019 - 14:23
    -4

    I'm Jewish, so couldn't care less.

    • gooddealmate on 24/12/2019 - 17:20
      +1

      Thanks for letting us know. 👍

      • AussieZed on 25/12/2019 - 04:35
        -3

        Us Jews tend to put our trees outside of the house. They stay alive more easily that way.

        • whooah1979 on 25/12/2019 - 11:17
          +1

          You grow pine trees in your front yard?

          • AussieZed on 25/12/2019 - 11:33

            @whooah1979: Yes. Google Sukot.

            • whooah1979 on 25/12/2019 - 11:42

              @AussieZed: The trees used for Sukkot are not pine.

              • AussieZed on 25/12/2019 - 11:47

                @whooah1979: They can be.

              • AussieZed on 25/12/2019 - 11:52
                -2

                @whooah1979: Anyway shouldn't you be busy doing your pointless Xmas stuff, instead of on here?

                • whooah1979 on 25/12/2019 - 11:57
                  +1

                  @AussieZed: We're doing our bit to prop up the economy by going out and shopping right now.

                  Merry Xmas to you and your family.

                  • AussieZed on 25/12/2019 - 12:07

                    @whooah1979: Nice try. Nothing is open.

                    • whooah1979 on 25/12/2019 - 12:08

                      @AussieZed: Try Sydney.

                      • AussieZed on 25/12/2019 - 12:42
                        -1

                        @whooah1979: Name a few stores that are open then. I'll ring them to confirm.

                        • whooah1979 on 25/12/2019 - 12:52
                          +1

                          @AussieZed: Many enclave suburbs around Sydney are open on public holidays. Anyone that have lived in Sydney long enough knows where they are.

                          We just finished shopping for Xmas day dinner.

  • dynaflow on 26/12/2019 - 21:33

    onsta on 24/12/2019 - 01:22new
    Great Segway, you should get into copy writing.
    Millennial speller?….ha ha

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