I have bought a house on 2 acres and it has a goat.
What should i do with the goat when it dies?
I do not want it burried on the property when it dies.
Any suggestions?
Buying a Property with a Goat. What to Do When The Goat Dies?
LTakeForFree on 01/10/2019 - 21:27
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Go-out and get another goat
This gives new meaning to the term troll post
Taxidermy, have it placed down the back of the property so from the road it looks like its just standing about.
Be sure to move it from time to time so others don't know its dead.Whatever floats your goat
why OP is in penalty box already?
Probably has a main account, then made this account to entertain/troll us and admins saw he has another account, from his I.P address. You're not allowed to have multiple accounts on OZB. I made one once and got lots of +'s on my only comment (which was damn funny at the time) and that account was banned.
Butted heads with someone they shouldn't have.
Maybe he is a goat lover and got caught out
RSPCA?
How do you know the goat will not outlive you?
I'll take it off your hands tomorrow if you're in VIC OP, if you can't deal with the stress.
What will you do with the goat?
Milk it. Then slaughter it for meat.
After 1 year of drinking its milk your wife comes in the house one Sunday morning and says the goat has two dangling balls and a bigger pee pee than you.
Why did you TakeForFree?? The GOAT!
I'll give you $100 for it. Would love a pet goat
Goat curry is pretty good? Know a good butcher?
Why not leave the gate open and set him free? If he doesn't come back, dry your tears Little One, he was never yours to begin with 😥 If he does come back ,sell him on gumtree.🤑
p.s: Just kidding about setting him free; wouldn't want him to get hit by a car. Just sell him, if you don't want him.
Just take it to the forest and leave it there?
Local predators will make good use of it and you don't have to worry about a thing!
Make a GOAT Goat Curry
Came here for the comments, and thank you my dear Ozbargainers I am not disappointed :).
I'm in tears with some of these comments, well done!!!
OP got sinbinned for making a troll account, but worth it :). Very funny.
I'd recommend installing Goat Simulator and giving it a try.
Burn it. Upwind
You have goat to be kidding…
Yes, he was… Which is why he's now in jail.
Gaol?
Honestly, you'll be saving money by not getting a lawnmower.
On the bright side, it's much better than this - https://www.realestate.com.au/news/snap-up-a-deal-buy-a-hous…
No he won't. My dad had this brilliant idea in the 80s. Goat barely touched the grass but it loved nibbling on the security door mesh.
Goat Curry is so good.
Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Those things are dangerous man!
Buy a bunch of weather balloons off ebay, and rent a bottle of helium. Sent it back to jesus
Use it as Scape-goat when in need.
Make a goat soap out of it.
MEDICINE FOR GOAT
MEDICINE FOR GOAT
MEDICINE FOR GOAT
Create an effigy out of the goat's skull & bones and place it at the entrance to your property.
4 legs good, 2 legs baaaadddddd
Sounds like you co-signed a house with a goat.
In an unfortunate event your partner/goat passes away, then you become sole owner of the land. However if you pass away, then the goat gets it all legally and can either sell it or roam around as he/she pleases.
Hope I’ve answered your question.
Disclaimer: Not financial advice. Consult a registered financial planner for further information.
A psychologist would be of more benefit.
People can manage to buy a house but cant manage to google something as simple of animal disposal?
I guess if you buy a property with a goat and it dies, then it's portion of the asset would probably be distributed amongst it's kids - unless you could buy them out.
I can take the goat off you, if you are located in Sydney region.
Paper, Scissors, Rock, Goat…
You could try eating it but if it dies of old age it's probably not going to be great meat.
Just put it in the bin if you don't want to bury it.
Put an ad on Gumtree
https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-livestock/nsw/goats+sale/k0c184…What should i do with the goat when it dies?
You mean you don't want it, so you are planning to kill it, but you can't think of an easy way of getting rid of the body.
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Nope, First Goat Problem.