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144 pink Ansell Condoms for $4. Expiring 31/8/19. Great deal for newlyweds…
Ansell Chekmate Lubricated Condoms 144pk $4 + Postage @ Catch
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IMFrugl on 11/08/2019 - 23:00 catch.com.au (4944 clicks)
Last edited 11/08/2019 - 23:02 by 1 other user
Last edited 11/08/2019 - 23:02 by 1 other user
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Lifetime supply.
Not a bargain if im not gonna use it :(
Don't you know of any good looking female demons?
He doesn't use condoms.
fair enough
Go big or go home
that's what she said
mail them to the Pope
Treat yourself to a Posh Toss.
144/20= 7 a day before the expiry date.
In reality by the time you get them it will be like 15 a day.
Challenge accepted!
Chafing accepted!
I think most people are overlooking couple of things:
1) This is cheaper than buying a regular pack of 24.
2) Nothing stopping you from gifting to a bunch of mates.
3) Lights out = colour problem solved.
4) Lights on = brownie points for saying you're doing your part in supporting breast cancer. Proceed to offer to do free examination.
5) You and your randy friends would reach for anything resembling rubber if it meant you were getting action.
2) Nothing stopping you from gifting to a bunch of mates.
You regularly gift your mates condoms?
You regularly come across deals involving short life condoms?
The given expiry is for the deal not the condoms.
No, it's for the condoms.
Best during date*
They won't instantly disintegrate on the use by date.
go raw or go home
can i go home and go raw? and raw i mean my hand
I can help
Name checks out
Go raw yeah yeah yeah
You would have to go all out like a rabbit, expiry is 31/08/19 😳
Water balloons?
Don't you mean all in?
In and out
Rabbits wear condoms?!
They don't self-destructive on the date.
just host a few orgies
Is there an app for that?
Wonder how many out of the 144 available one can use before it expires lol
do they come in other colours? or just in pink?
Colour matched to the likely destination.
Two in the pink
“Likely” destination
Which one is the pink and which one is the stink? Because they are both pink.
F**k me…
LITERALLY!
Anything this close to the expiry date… while I'm sure they will provide protection for a while longer. Would you want to chance it?
I mean… a fresh pack with less in it… it's only insurance against… I don't know… an STI that may stay with you for the rest of your life. Not to mention a debt you have to keep paying for the next 18 years at least.
Kind of makes a fresh condom packet on the shelf seem cheap doesn't it!
At an average usage rate of 15 a day before expiry, put 4 on at the same time for quadruple insurance against STI and 18 years of debt.
It’s shown that double bagging is less effective due to the friction it creates between the two layers giving it a higher chance to fail.
There are 4 layers here, for 4 daily encounters, or 5 layers for 3 daily encounters, or 8 layers for 2 daily encounters.
quadruple bagging protects against a single double bagging failure
You are not going to feel shit with four condoms on seriously what’s the point
If that’s your bag, that’s probably the point.
Latex pants… Just make sure you aren't at work when you Google!
Depends on the partner. The thought helps but not enough sensation to get off for a couple of hours. Depends on the partners 'preferences'
misso said no sex before marriage….
Someone should tell this bloke there is no sex after marriage either…
I'd shake your hand for that. Then I saw your username…
Or during it.
ROFLMAO
I heard no sex before baby
You forgot this part.
Limit per customer: 5
Features:
Great value!
OP is going to be busy. Last deal for a while. RIP
1 2 3 Baby, 1 2 3 Baby
I get it. F is for family
Maybe close to expiry date, but at this price, you could wear like a dozen. Should be safe, right?
How much extra girth will a dozen get me?
Can't spot the chinese in there
That expiry date made me laugh
it will be fine after the date for solo usage
Ideal for a cult leader
So the pope?
off to phuket in a week, im ordering two
You may have to phuket a lot harder, given the expiry date.
use two at a time with wasabi sauce in the middle. if anyone screams one must have broke
Rofl
Real wasabi is expensive… why not use chilli sauce?
@unclesnake i laughed so hard at your comment along with my wife for 5 minutes that my tummy and ribs started hurting. You made my day!
Hahaha ha ha ha
Are they for your sausage or the girl's sausage?
Surely you're going to Bangkok if you're ordering
Can use ten at a time as washing up gloves
Sure, but you might have to stand on a tall chair.
Or get into the sink, in my case.
Do they come in singles?
<bites lip, whispers> giggity
No, you use them to stop that happening.
The glut is due to Shane Warne covering the ashes.
Wish I was younger, I'd go for the timescale challenge. 😖
Cheap balloons, really. Great for those sexless parents giving their kids bday party.
Jail pack. Send to your favourite inmate.
just saved another $4 bucks
Someone's gonna have some testicle problem soon
do they cum in size 5xl
xxxs? Asking for a friend…
They don't go around your waist, you should be fine.
Is the expiry date for straight sex?
I wouldn't take the risk
31/8/19 is a little under three weeks away!
Expiry Date: 31/08/2019
For long term couples that would be 139 wasted.
Or tinder masters