Great Value!!
Limit per customer: 1
Expiry Date: 31/08/2019
About 10 weeks left.
Use >2 / day ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Great Value!!
Limit per customer: 1
Expiry Date: 31/08/2019
About 10 weeks left.
Use >2 / day ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I was thinking the same. Have an upvote!
So do we get free kids with this short dated condoms?
'cue', not queue.
Meh - safe sex is so 1990s. Any other uses for them?
5 of them to make up glove on one hand
My hands are too big for that. I have very big hands. Perhaps the biggest hands.
Cheaper than nappies
You will be wanting to have a lot of sex or own a brothel.
I reckon a prison could get through them pretty quickly
Mixed prison!
I meant for smuggling in drugs. It's not all about sex, you know.
@salmon123: Yeah, I meant smuggling into a mixed prison. It's not all pervert minds! You know.
It doesn't need to be a mixed prison
Do you think it is ok to use these as balloons at a 4 year old's birthday party?
what kind of person knows 144 kids?
A school teacher.
Someone who didn't buy 144 condoms on clearance.
Someone who did…
A catholic priest.
Too soon.
Nah - the lubrication kills it. You wont be able to draw smiley face on them.
Or create static electricity by rubbing them on the kid's hair
You could do the hair gel trick
perhaps… as water balloons
Seriously, who turns up to a kids party with condoms???
Four or five lifetimes supply!
Free from sexual health clinics lol
In all seriousness rates of STIs and resistant strains of syphilis are seeing a recurrence, even in younger people who typically don't get them, so be safe!
"Don't be silly, wrap your willy"
Before you attack er, wrap your whacker
Don't be a dumb-dumb, wear a condom. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@kahn: always scaffold your erections
Thanks OP bought 10 boxes.:)
OP.. how about if i use it 3 or 4 per day?
Create another account buy a second.
You can't catch STIs from your hand
Recommended to my colleague and he is going to need this with his boyfriend Chuck.
Nah - you can't get an STD from a doll. Duh.
I pulled out of this deal
you had me at 'checkmate' at 144pk
!
That is gross.
Thats clever :-)
How does a condom expire on an exact date?
Expiry Date: 31/08/2019
You'll need to be banging an average of twice a day to make it worth it.
how do you get this deal for $10?
i joined up to the club catch, only to be told i need to spend another $35
with the amount of stuffing around, almost not worth the effort
Just edited. Didn't order for my left hand.
Damm, we need performance booster deals with this one.
I couldn't resist cumming onto this thread just for the jokes
Would hate to see what you're like in bed, if you can cum in this thread.
Ok, I'm pulling up a deck chair to hear the jokes to this one, crapload of short dated condoms- queue the gags - thread followed!