For those on OzB who like their science to 2 decimal places, the Miaomiaoce MMC is a smart thermometer specifically designed for women, but also fits for man, old man and kids.
Seems to be a good price compared to local alternatives.
Xiaomi Mijia Miaomiaoce Smart Digital Thermometer for Women - $54.55 AUD Shipped (USD $37.20) @ Joybuy
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Last edited 11/06/2019 - 13:01 by 2 other users
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good to know..
now everyone in the family can check when they are most fertile
everyone in the family
Say that to my trans-gender cis-male Aunty. They always misses out on these binary gender objects
that's okay,
if your male Aunty still has a hole anywhere on their body then He/She/It can still use it
Miaomiaoce
just rolls off the tongue
Goes under the tongue, just FYI…
So it’s designed for the female tongue? 🤨
Well it's main design is for ovulation times…
Ah, I see.
I know someone who used a thermometer to record basal temperature as part of the COI method and his wife fell pregnant …twice!
@[Deactivated]: COI? Conflict of interest? Certificate of insurance? Confirmed opt-in? Contingency orbit insertion? or any other option listed here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COI ?
Or maybe from here https://www.allacronyms.com/_medical/COI - Coefficient of Inbreeding sounds plausible…
COI? Conflict of interest? Certificate of insurance? Confirmed opt-in? Contingency orbit insertion?
All of the above. But in this particular context, COI = Coitus Interruptus aka the withdrawal method aka the pulling-out method.
His missus was opposed to any other form of contraceptions while he was opposed to having any more kids. So in the end, he got the snip.
@DarthAntz: The Coight insertion method (unlike the COI method) would have reduced the pregnancy risks to nil.
I know someone who used a thermometer to record basal temperature as part of the COI method and his wife fell pregnant …twice!
He should have given another thermometer to her lover.
I was wondering if this was going to be a pain in the arse!
but it is more accurate in the butthole
If you are a woman, there is a slightly less uncomfortable option, but oral is normally fine for ovulation tracking, unless you are cold.
Is vaginal temp more accurate than oral ones? 😕
@[Deactivated]: Of course. You think hospitals stick thermometers up lower orifices just for fun?
Oral and axillary can be cooler than the body core.@bargaino: Thanks. I've never heard of anyone taking their temp vaginally before. Didn't realise it was a thing.
How far in do you have to go to get the most accurate reading? *Seriously intrigued now…
@[Deactivated]: As far as you can go but..
It is a good idea to stop before you can no longer see the thermometer.
Unnecessary For women wtf.
😂
Wow a thermometer that works for women, man, old man and kids, that's mind boggling
In other words, nightmares gadget for guys…
this is just a whole nother level of spying.
Jinping says it's not UterYou it's Uterus. ☭ ☭ ☭
in which case the spying isn't necessary if it's UterMe
(ps i'm male)
I still fail to understand what does it base the pregnancy related info on?
Ovulation may cause a slight increase in basal body temperature
When you're hot, you're hot. When you're not, you're not.
Miao Miao Ce (Cantonese slang for Cat is Miao Miao… so… ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) )
Now if only there was a thermometer specifically designed for men, feminazis would be flipping all over the place…
Does it work with Google Assistant?
I see what you did there.
Is it a full moon?
Use this on scratchie to see if you hit jackpot or not
Miaomiao
Vagina
"specifically designed for women, but also fits for man, old man and kids."
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