50 Stemmed Roses Red $49.99 @ ALDI (Starts 13th February)
Only $1 Per Rose🌹
If she says NO, Aldi have a 60 day satisfaction guarantee
50 Stemmed Red Roses $49.99 @ ALDI
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This is part of Valentine's Day Sales for 2019.
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This guy farks
Jared?
Don't do this
Next day? scoffs
Mate I'm going for the whole 60 day guarantee before I return it.
This guy farks
$50 on flowers. What a waste.
Not that bad if they buy you a good night.
Nah I’m married, she’s probably got a headache.
There's no probably lol
Tell her studies show that it can actually reduce headaches.
buy for your mistress
69 positive votes. Can't ruin it.
Just randomly offer your wife a Panadol when you go to bed and when she says "but I don't have a headache" then you pounce :). Can only use this trick once.
Isn't that prostitution …
Seriously though - how many will Aldi actually have available? Will I need to fight off the grannies?
Forget grannies, you'd need to fight off the bogan's & hobo's looking to buy and resell for profit.
You only live for once, right??
Let’s make few ozbargain meetup in front of Aldi tomorrow, wouldn’t that be fun. And then everyone run for roses…
Think of all the cooking she does for you and all the extra crap you cbf for.
Us men get off cheap with a floral memory to make it all better lol.Lol some women these days don't even know how to cook…
A bunch of roses is the starting ingredient…
Who knows… it all starts off with a sandwich…
And some blokes have nfi how to change a flat tyre 😉
My wife actually makes a mess of the house that i end up cleaning. I do more than her generally anyway, so if anything i should be getting a present and flowers.
ex cooked less times than I have fingers…
I cooked more times than there are days in a month :/
Ah the ol' Australian house-wife/working-husband assumption.
Speak for yourself there.
I am amazed at how useless some guys actually are.Spoken like a true feminist.
@montorola: Not sure what you mean. They're just the facts.
I heard today of a guy I know who called his wife in hospital to order fish and chips for the family. My FIL doesn't know how to pay his own bills.
Says the single guy living in his mother's house…
If she says no you will need to provide your own satisfaction.
My understanding was that ALDI guarantees satisfaction?
If she says no then tell us when you are going to ALDI, I want to see what they intend to do.
Well don't forget to tag them in !!
and to think I splashed out for 12 delivered from interflora with shopback cashback :(
Be careful of the online sites - you never know who will fill the order and what kind of quality you will get, especially on the busiest day of the year for them.
The Checkout did a couple of videos on that:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVrSLTSTjXw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNKVyMvCoXA
..and here it is. Partner won't be whooping me tomorrow!
Man, I am actually waiting for the beating~
Roses really smell like poo-ooo-ooo-ooooo
I'm not sure where you've been sticking your nose.
I'm pretty sure that's a line from a song.
Roses Song by OutKast
CAAAAAROLINE
If she says NO, Aldi have a 60 day satisfaction guarantee
Says no to what?
Better than the 6 minute guarantee I give to the mrs
You mean 60 seconds guarantee?
You must be his Mrs?
Six minutes? Does that include foreplay and clean-up?
too far mate.. too far
and making breakfast the morning after
Only
$199.98c Per RoseOh it's Florists' Day again
Is this an in store thing…. or can be delivered… any link to this?
Free delivery with a barbershop quartet
One for each girl.
i like the odds
Did you just assume everyone's orientation?
So heteronormative…Uhhh yeah? plenty of serial rapists who probably agree
Even if that's your idea of life it's still a poor way of thinking for many below average looking guys. Would you rather have 50 one night stands with women you barely find attractive or a few relationships with equal looking girls that actually love and care for you?
Or get into shape and have sex with attractive women.
You must have spent a lot of your life in brothels.
On the other hand, if you had slept with at least 50 girls. You are very likely to picked up STD along the way
Going by some of the comments in this thread many would have been lucky to have slept with one.
"Females", LOL. Good luck with that.
Said someone with 5000 klones
Pfft as usual it's all about women and not men. I'm going to wait for a feminist to give me a rose tomorrow, this is 2019.
Can you ask if you can swap the roses for LEGO instead?
This is the result of women having monopoly over a scarce resource called "vagina" where demand from men outstrips supply.
On the other hand, there's hardly any demand for "penis" from women due to its abundant availability in the market and most men would undercut their competitors or even, give access to theirs for free.
In conclusion, your chance of getting a rose will be next to nothing until X > Y where X is penis and Y is vagina.
If you're chinese there's a day for men in march XD
So when I hit up the missus to instead be the one to give me roses, she said actually she's now very concerned about the soil erosion it causes where they are grown in Africa. Ha!
I'm going to tell her that's made me very aware of the environment, and because of global warming I best never buy her anything ever again.
I best never buy her anything ever again.
welcome to the doghouse
is this local or overseas rose?
Locally overseas?
Fair question. Most Valentine's roses are from overseas I believe. Africa?
I am wondering if it has "not for resale individually"..otherwise
isome people may buy it and resell it at parramatta station for $5 each last minute valentine gift solution for some people.Yep, there's sophisticated protection coded into the bunch. If any rose is more than 10m from the bunch the rest instantly go up in flames.
Then the police simply have to go around looking for people with burnt hands, and before you know it you'll be deservedly sharing a cell in Guantanamo with Rolf Harris.
Are these the same police that prosecute people for planting store bought potatoes?
@Pantagonist: Yes, of course. This is also why we are taught as kids to always thoroughly chew and swallow the seeds in supermarket fruit. Spitting them out may result in the unintended growth of a felony. Better safe than sorry. Saying you didn't know is not an excuse.
I hate it when flowers have DRM.
Problem is so many will be doing this, that prices will quick drop from 5/4/3/2 dollars. After spending half the evening being abused and chasing after pundits not interested, wasting so much time for nickel and dime return, many will throw the remain roses in the bin with disgust. That’s when I’ll fish them out and get 50 for free :D
Sell enough to pay for the initial outlay and buy dinner, then give whatever is left to Mrs.
Meh I see people popping up with $5 roses randomly on the streets everywhere from past years.
If no one gets laid after buying these, I will buy them off you for $5 and try my luck with the wife
A true ozbargainer wouldn't care if they got laid, they'd still take them back the next day.
What could go wrong with roses from Aldi?
If I do get laid I'm going to snatch them up and resell them as quickly as possible while they're still good.
Are there 49 other guys in Melbourne who want to go in with me on this? #Ozbargainforlife
Sure, if that's what your wife is really into.
So I'm the third, am I not? How are we going to do this? Do we queue and take a docket like in a butcher or do we go berserk like having a lunch buffet?
holy shit hahahaha
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Just use it and refund next day on 15th