Royal Commission into Misconduct in Banking, Superannuation and Financial Services Industry Report

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An enthralling 1000-page read! Perfect for those nights where you just can't get to sleep.

A maximum of 5 copies can be ordered per party.


Mod: As per description above, this was originally posted as a deal/joke post. Moved to forums so discussion on this subject can continue.

PDF Copy available via this link

Key Points

  • The final report recommends financial watchdogs consider criminal charges against unnamed organisations linked to the "fees for no service" scandal.

  • ASIC will become the primary conduct regulator overseeing superannuation.

  • The Government has now agreed to create a national farm-debt-mediation scheme that would assist borrowers to address financial difficulties that have caused loans to become distressed.

  • The Government will establish a so-called compensation scheme of last resort to allow consumers and small businesses, who have been failed by financial firms, to have their cases heard.

  • Some of the mortgage-broking industry's worst fears are contained in the final report, with the commission recommending the industry move from a commission-based to fee-based model.

  • Buying a Car: The final report recommends moving to a deferred sales model, meaning customers could think about whether they actually need the extra insurance.

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Comments

  • +21

    Now if only I could shake your hand 🤝

    • +5

      Now if only I could have it signed by all the bank CEOs.

    • +1

      If only you could move the copies of the report towards me…

    • +1

      The footage was so painful to watch…

  • -5

    Don't we need a royal commission on the royal commission? Specially after all the big noises, huffs and puffs, the crooks and the banks walks free without a spank?

    • +27

      Royal Commissions have no prosecution power - they can only hand on information to the relevant authorities.

      • +1

        You've missed the point entirely. They're meant to hand down findings that lead to prosecutions in cases like this.

        • +5

          That's pre-empting the outcome of the result to say that they're meant to hand down findings that lead to prosecutions. If the results warrant prosecutions, sure. But that's what the RC is supposed to do - figure out if there was any such conduct.

          • +5

            @HighAndDry: Hard to imagine no laws were broken in the past decade…though the main criticism has to be not of the RC, but of the government, which framed it to be as gentle as possible (and it stilled humiliated the banks, so bad had they behaved).

            • @JohnHowardsEyebrows: There have been referrals for legal action (and I think including prosecutions). So we'll see how that pans out.

        • +1

          Several of the major banks are facing criminal prosecution (according to this morning’s newspapers).

          • +15

            @[Deactivated]: Bank CEO to consultant: Is it illegal ?
            Consultant: Yes
            Bank CEO to consultant: Are we likely to be caught ?
            Consultant: Yes
            Bank CEO to consultant: Are we likely to be fined ?
            Consultant: Yes
            Bank CEO to consultant: is the fine likely to be high, compared to the loss of income if we do not do IT ?
            Consultant: No
            Bank CEO to consultant: Then let's do this

            • +4

              @cameldownunder: Yep. We need to stop talking about "the banks" and focus on the CEOs who oversaw all this.
              Not just the current ones, but their predecessors. They walked away with ~$20 million a year.

              • +1

                @RecklessMonkeys:

                RecklessMonkeys 19 min ago new
                @cameldownunder: Yep. We need to stop talking about "the banks" and focus on the CEOs who oversaw all this.
                Not just the current ones, but their predecessors. They walked away with ~$20 million a year.

                Yes. we need to name and shame them. Including their families who have been enjoying the dirty money.
                Jail time is not enough. But shame probably will enough as a deterrent.

            • @cameldownunder: I had this same thought…. FML

        • +3

          You are the one who missed the point mate….

          Among the recommendations from the Commission;
          -Justice Hayne has referred to regulators a long list of companies for possible criminal or civil action. The 24 companies include Suncorp, ANZ, NAB, CommInsure, Allianz, AMP and ClearView.

          Source - SMH

          • +1

            @singlemalt72: My bad, haven't had time to read the report yet…only got the headlines, which said little about criminal referrals.

          • +1

            @singlemalt72: The only problem there is that ASIC will be responsible for launching those prosecutions.
            They've not had a stellar track record in that dept as observed by Hayne.

    • +8

      So did the superannuation funds. I wanted those blood sucking bastards to be asked tough questions and held responsible for a lot things, but it seems nothing is gonna change and they'll keep getting richer and richer.

      • +1

        You gotta ask the question.
        Who runs the industry super funds?

        Unions

        Hmmmm

        • +1

          An excellent point. I know some people like to make fun of those who believe that Super is a scam (I would say dodgy), but seeing how they abuse the system in order to line their pockets no wonder a lot of people, particularly the struggling working class, have no faith in it.

          • +3

            @AussieDaddy: I wouldn't say it's a scam. It's a good idea. It's just that everyone is dirty on paying fees when there's no advice provided. If the superfunds instead referred to the fees as a 'membership', then it would be more palatable.

            • @poboy: I agree. And by the way, I am not saying it's a scam (I've clarified my stance above), but there is a lot of unethical shite that takes place in super and it's set up in a way that enriches the wealthy even more (the ones who need it the least).

        • +7

          Just FYI, industry funds are literally (almost) the only ones that rank well. You're also free to do self managed super.

          Personally I have no time for self managed super. Is that good or bad in the long run? No idea. But the difference (fees and return) of a great fund (or should I say lucky fund?) versus an average one probably equal a years work, with the rest of the super growth just being a reflection of the market. So I choose not to give too much of a stiff about it.

        • +3

          That's not really fair. The RC didn't find any wrongdoing by the industry super funds.

        • +1

          And what about the non-industry super funds?

          Hmmmm

        • +1

          Industry funds tend to perform pretty well from what I've seen.

          And anyway, people should not rely solely on their super fund. They should also save and invest themselves through their entire working life.

    • Why stop there, any commission on a commission needs a commission

      • +3

        It's time like this we need Commissioner Gordon

        • And Batman

      • -1

        You're not even joking. One of the recommendations in the Report is that an independent supervisory body be set up to supervise ASIC and APRA….. who are supposed to be supervising the banks.

    • But who's going to royal commission the royal commission that's royal commissioning the royal commission?

      • +5

        coast guard?

      • it has to be the Royal

    • Because the commission can't prosecute people, that's the job of the legal system.

      The final report recommends financial watchdogs consider criminal charges against unnamed organisations linked to the "fees for no service" scandal.

      I'm pretty sure that means they recommend watchdogs should try and get some of those people into jail

  • +12

    Order 346536 successfully submitted

    Quite a lot of interested parties ordered this fine fiction book

    • Order 346519 successfully submitted. :D

      • -1

        Order 346703 successfully submitted :D:D

        • -1

          Order 348017 successfully submitted :)

          • @discobean: Order 348213 - wow that increased quickly

            • +2

              @Akya: OzBargained

        • Order 348442 successfully submitted :-)

        • order 350203 :)

        • Order 350383 successfully submitted

        • Order 350778 submitted

      • Order 353369 successfully submitted - this is flying off the shelves lol

  • +14
    • +6

      Trying to use that PDF "print to toilet paper" setting tho…

  • +2

    Where is the pdf?
    Anyone with a direct link / summary?

  • +2

    Hard Copy of the PDF so you can keep getting disappointed every time you look at it

  • +14

    All shares in Banks shot up.

    This tells you that the market just laughed at the outcome of the RC.

    As a bank shareholder, my primary concern is the banks continue to make money and pay dividends.

    • +4

      Not really - their shares had already fallen in the lead-up to the report being released. All this means is that the report wasn't as bad as expected, and that they were expecting worse.

      Not directly at you personally, or even solely at you, but this is why the public shouldn't really be involved in the intricacies of running an economy, because people don't actually have a clue.

      • +2

        You're both right. He/she said the same thing as you, just less eloquently

        • -1

          This tells you that the market just laughed at the outcome of the RC.

          My view is that it's more a sigh of relief than laughter. Laughing would be the bank's shares rising in value over and above what they would've been. This is them partly recovering earlier falls.

          • @HighAndDry: Ok, you're technically correct, I think you're reading too much into the word "laugh" tho.

            PS: the neg isn't mine.

    • nope, shares recovered a little. They are still significantly down. Basically the report wasn't banking industries worst fears, but it was still quite nasty for them and still some pain to come from potential prosecutions and fines.

    • Those shares went up at 11.00am on Monday (the Banks) and 3.00pm Monday (AMP).

      How did that happen when the report was embargoed until 4.00pm?

      Frydenberg had it in his hot sweaty hands on Friday.

      Some "astute" investors made a quick $22 million.

      Move along, nothing to see here folks.

    • @ tsunamisurfer

      As a bank shareholder, my primary concern is the banks continue to make money and pay dividends.

      So at what point does immoral or illegal conduct constrain your greed? I mean this seriously.

      Your comment implies that you are OK with bank behaviour thus far; after all, you are still making money and getting dividends.

      But when does your profit/morality tipping point kick in?

      Or, do you feel that it's just 'a few bad eggs' (er, in nearly every financial institution examined by the Royal Commission)? And as such it's easy to close one's eyes to the appalling practices, and pretend it's not the institution/system as a whole.

      Would a systematic banking industry policy of beating puppies with baseball bats be acceptable as long as your share price increased and dividends kept getting paid? Yes, absurd, but where is the line?

      • In business I would prefer to set morality aside.

        But when does your profit/morality tipping point kick in?

        It's hard to articulate, but if the Banks does something that will end up in large fines and reputational harm, that is a concern as it will hit the bottom line.

        All this noise about irresponsible lending, one must consider that there are two parties, the borrowers should shoulder the responsibility of determining if they are able to service those loans / credit cards. Banks should also make that determination but in so far as not to lose money.

  • +5

    a fine piece of interpretative journalism that we paid millions for …and has produced nothing.

    the liberals and oz pollies at their finest.

  • +1

    Order 346736, I'm sure this will happen again, this will serve as a good reminder (and door stopper).

  • +12

    A good book for the kids bedtime

    • +1

      Might give them nightmares.

      • +3

        They would just ask me where all the pictures are so I have to show them photos of bank CEOs and pollies. That would definitely give them nightmares

  • I was going to send a copy to everyone on my street but noticed in the confirmation email it actually goes to a human for validation…..

    • +21

      Please don’t be wasteful and only order this if you actually require a hard copy.

      • What if I require toilet paper?
        Or paper for the kids to scribble on? If anyone could tell me if it's double-sided printing that'd help.

        PS: Rhetorical. I agree with you.

        • +1

          the zealots get a bit too serious to see the joke sometimes.

          • @[Deactivated]: I know, lol. Even when you pander to them enough to write "PS I agree" you still get negs!

            Unless perhaps that's ozb saying "screw that, let's all order a copy" :p

  • +44

    Let's be sensible… And not add $$$ to the already mounting costs to run a royal commission. Just because it's free, doesn't mean you need it…

    • +10

      Yes it's ur tax money going to waste

      • +6

        You pay tax? Consult chapter eleven of your soft copy.

      • I'd like to think that my tax money hasn't been wasted before, but sadly that's not the truth. Governments can do much, much more worse than this.

        • I meant printing costs, when most can access it easier online

          • @mlburnian: Yes I know, that's why I said that governments can do much worse. If people are spending money to buy the report to enlighten themselves about how corrupt some corporate (profanity) are, then I'm happy it's being used for such a thing.

  • -1

    I wonder what Cashies is offering for this?

  • This is a bargain! How much was the original price? hehehe

  • +35

    Let's stop killing the trees…..

    • Let's hug the trees!

    • Most mills plant their own trees.

      • and new trees they plant to replace the ones they chop down consume much more carbon then the old trees they chop down.

  • +55

    Please only order this if you actually require a hard copy and the PDF won’t suffice. It’s a waste of resources and money otherwise.

      • +8

        Name a few that would legitimately be a good use of 1000 pages and all the associated preparation and shipping costs and all the externalities that go with that.

        And please, no tripe suggestions like a door stop of paperweight. They’re not clever.

        • -3

          Monitor stand
          Toilet paper
          A footstool
          A stool which you can take to the bookshop and stand on to get something better
          Valentines Day gift
          Mother's Day / Father's Day gift
          Kris Kringle
          Fire fuel on a cold winter's night
          Wheel chocks

          Hope this helps

          • +4

            @[Deactivated]: This is about how good I expected alternative uses to be (i.e not very good at all).

            Happy to stand by my original point. Enjoy (totally not) using this as toilet paper though!

          • +2

            @[Deactivated]: interiagtion tool,
            cockie swatter
            charcoal starter
            insulation
            bin liner
            garden bed liner
            rabbit cage liner
            guinea pig cage liner
            bird cage liner
            paper towel
            paper mache
            posture correction tool
            paper weight
            find-a-word puzzle (e.g. find words like Excellent, Honest, hard-working, trueful, decent, community-minded, etc)

          • @[Deactivated]: Kris kringle +10 upvotes

    • +2

      All good things come to an end if abused.

      If this gets ozbargained upfront fees will be applied in the future.

      • +1

        Well, technically the fees are recovered 1st July so no upfront fees required.

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