Xiaomi Smart Electric Toilet Bidet Washlet Seat Temp Adj. Self Cleaning Massage
You can always flush it with a different rom.
Rectal-only Massage?
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Washlet Seat Temp Adj. Self Cleaning Massage
Will this also do the Full Girlfriend Experience.
Yeah with a happy ending from the back
Everyone's a comedian this morning.
Well, not everybody, haha.
Full Girlfriend Experience
Someone knows what their terms well! haha
It said that the code could not be applied to my order. What did I do wrong?
You forgot to follow the guidelines posted in linked post
No self-cleaning massage for you.
Not gonna lie, best purchase I've made in a long time.
@ohhidayo you have this nodel, a different one, or you are literally referring to JUST NOW buying this one? TIA
I've had this model for around 5 months, it's honestly great. Maybe the only negative is it's missing a dry function.
Pretty useless without dry, unless you like the I just crapped my pants feeling?
How much did it cost to get installed? Or did you do it yourself?
Did it myself in about an hour, be careful when fastening on the filter I almost threaded the plastic
Hmm… I just had a look at my seat and I have no idea how to remove it.
In my book Electricity and water don't mix. That's why you don't see power sockets in toilets. Happy ending could be a shocking experience!
looks like you need a bigger toilet my friend
Massage
So I’m guessing the seat….. vibrates?
Or are we talking about a “massage” with the water?
Not sure if this is a serious question.
It pulses. It's an interesting experience.
Ok, does that mean I have to have a some sort of piping for water and close by power outlet? How do you retro fit it?
My toilets use rain water, would it be an issue?
yes
Only if it doesn't rain.
self cleaning means the toilet cleans itself?
No, the nozzle that shoots water self cleans meaning there's less chance of someone's poo shooting onto your butt when it's your turn to clean.
I have 3 water bidets in my house by 3 different brands (2 powered, 1 water powered). I bought the Xiaomi bidet last time but the water spray is very weak compared to my other two. Anyone know if this is due to the water filter? (My other two water bidets don't have a water filter installed) and the spray is 2x more powerful. Everything else in the Xiaomi is good except water power is a big letdown (already tried adjusting all the controls).
Hmmmm that's strange, I also have used two different types and my Xiaomi one is as powerful as the other, as in I only need it at power 2 or it's too much.
Maybe you two have different sized arses?
I installed one of these on the weekend….very satisfied with its performance, ease of use.
My seat seems to stay heated unless I turn off the power which seems inefficient, but it heats very quickly so turning it on each time is not such a chore.
No problems with pressure on mine.
How hard is it to install it yourself?
I wonder why they Xiaomi haven't added the drying feature like the Japanese and Korean brands
because its a gimmick imo. my bidet (retails for $2k at bidet shop) has drying feature and you have to sit on seat for 5mins to get dry. piece of tissue is still best for drying.
Has anyone installed this on a smaller toilet? The distance between the connector to the front of my toilet is just 425mm, which is much shorter than the recommended 450 - 500mm.
Ours is the same. Trying to find more info to see if it works.
Still waiting on mine from previous deal, guesstimated delivery tomorrow I think.
Hate waiting for an item and seeing it get cheaper in OzBargain
Installed mine today and water pressure is disappointing. I am wondering if I have installed mine correctly…
Wouldn't risk this, the Chinese government will be spying on you.