Gentlemen - Do You Wear Belts, and Why?

It's always my understanding that men should almost always wear belts. Recent discussion with Mrs revealed some very different opinions.

Hence this poll.

Fellow ozbargainers - should men always wear belts, and why?

Poll Options

  • 51
    (I'm a man) Yes, men should always wear belts
  • 38
    (I'm a man) Sometimes - when it suits them
  • 9
    (I'm a man) Not really - I don't wear belts
  • 1
    (I'm a woman) Yes, men should always wear belts
  • 5
    (I'm a woman) Sometimes - when it suits them
  • 0
    (I'm a woman) Not really - men shouldn't wear belts

Comments

  • Occasionally I wear braces for fun.

  • +5

    You gotta have something around to keep those pesky kids off your lawn.

  • Real man should wear suspenders, or if you are a hipster you would also wear it.

  • +10

    Men don't have wider hips like women do, so the pants tend to go with gravity. Squishy muffin tops don't help either haha.

    It actually looks weird to not wear a belt. The belt helps break up the look when the shirt is tucked in.

  • +3

    The strides I’ve got would fall down with the weight of my keys, wallet, phone, etc; I have to wear belts I’m wearing non-trackie pants. Been a couple of times I forgot to wear a belt with pants that accomodated a belt, and in my case also needed a belt, the near loss of pants has taught me not to forget a belt again.

    It’s sort of at the point where it feels strangle not to wear a belt with regular strides.

  • +5

    Why? Belts keep your pants on your waist (where they should be worn)

  • +1

    I'd say you always should for suits and business pants, any other kinds of pants, jeans or shorts it's just an optional accessory piece.

    Unless of course you buy ill-fitting clothing and then perhaps you'd need the utility of a belt to keep your pants from falling down…

  • +4

    I only purchase pants with elastic waists to avoid buying a belt.

    • soon you'll see kanye out with a line of designer sweatpants' belts

    • When you are in the public pisser, do you jump the fence or just drop your daks to your ankles?

      • +1

        Ankles. Didn't know there was an option.

        • Do you lift your shirt up to your nipples too?

        • Yes. Didn't know there was an option.

        • +1

          @Scrooge McDuck:
          Butters style.

      • Not sure why, but every time I walk into the toilet and see a dude with his pants around his ankles at the urinal, the first thought in my mind is always "wtf?".

        I don't get it… just why do people do that? lol

        • I thought that's how everyone did it!! Never noticed any different.

  • Always. With any pants from jeans to suits

    For suits your belt and shoes should always match.

  • My gf likes the thrill of taking it off.

    I like that it keeps my pants from sagging.

    • @smuggler

      My gf likes the thrill of taking it off.

      ^^ Username checks out! lol

      • Yes, I own many budgysmugglers too

  • I think you need to be more specific.

    The way you phrased the question makes it sound like boardshorts and rugby shorts, foe example, should be re-designed to adhere to a belt-only religious movement. Unless that's what you meant. In which case the answer is no.

    But if you're talking about whether modern Western/Australian culture "expects" a belt when belt loops are present then I suppose the answer was yes up until recently, when people finally realised they can wear whatever the f the want. With well-fitting elastic pants it merely serves like a fashionable corset does for women.

    So in summary, the tradition of wearing a belt is still common enough that if you have self-esteem issues or frequently worry what others might think then it could help with your low self-confidence and deter comments from judgmental people. Otherwise, for elasticised pants it's pretty much as functional as a neck tie, but instead of causing increased eye pressure by compressing the jugular vein it increases abdominal pressure.

  • Sometimes all i wear is a belt

    • The bow-tie works better!

      Source: personal experience.

      • Are we still discussing fashion accessories or novel treatments for erectile dysfunction?

  • +1

    Reminds me of the dad joke - why do firemen wear red braces? To keep their pants up.

    Same with belts for me.

  • Belts also come in handy for disciplining.

  • Always wear with a suit, or if chinos and shirt tucked in
    Otherwise, never

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