Win a Ferrero Rocher Hamper Containing 3,000 Ferrero Rocher Mini Eggs [Open Aus-Wide but Winner May Need to Collect in Sydney]

The T&Cs state that this is open Australia-wide, but given the type of competition I'm assuming the promoter may expect the winner to collect from where the prize is displayed (ie. Westfield Sydney).

Leave a comment [on facebook] in 25 words or less, who will you spoil this Easter

One entry per person.

All entries will be judged based on literary and creative merit of their answer.

Winner Notification:
The provisional winner(s) will be notified by direct message on Facebook.

Prize:
The best entry, as determined by the judges, will win 3,000 Ferrero Rocher Easter Mini Eggs (Hazelnut).