ITT: We talk about douchy ways to save money

I will start: Grabbing lunch from the communal work fridge

Note: lets keep it at morally unacceptable not, "Save money by robbing your neighborhood Bank"

Comments

  • +7

    Offer a mild acquaintance a ride somewhere, then claim you need to fill up but forgot your wallet

  • ITT: crinch

    borrow stuff to use, and return NOT

  • +6

    Go local gallery openings for the food and wine/beer - $0 dinner

  • +14

    i generally take the food at maccas when they call out a number and no one collects it.

  • +3

    Not going to after work drinks, then grabbing a beer or two from the fridge and taking it home.

  • +4

    Taking toilet paper from anywhere

  • Morally unacceptable? I call it stealing.

    • Yeah. Men have been killed for less

  • +6

    Relentlessly focusing on prices when your loved ones buy things until they feel they need to check with you before any purchase?

  • +4

    Sitting on the can while getting paid

  • +3

    Buying office cake and keeping the change

  • +3

    Wife wants 1000 roses, convince her she is the most beautiful rose and no other roses needed.

  • +4

    Pick up a customer before you refuel your car while driving for Uber. Make that sucker pay for your time.

  • -2

    i sell things on gumtree then change my mind and dont give the product to the buyer

  • +7

    Be a modern woman when it comes to work, voting, domestic duties, etc.

    But "traditional" when the bill comes on a date.

    • If a man can't afford to buy me a dinner $30-$40, then he obviously doesn't deserve or care enough about me.

      • Did you forget the italics/quotation marks or is this a serious comment?

      • Ill pay whatever I need to get that sweet gooey desert - Nomsayin?

  • +4

    install cypotocoin miner on your aunties computer when she asks for pc support

  • +1

    Rip off the handles on Aldi shopping bags for a refund

  • +2

    Swap the free range eggs into the cage eggs cartons. I get cheap eggs AND the satisfaction of knowing some do-gooder, virtue signalling hipster is eating cage eggs. Win win.

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