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Porter Wagoner's King of Country Gospel CD Free from Catch

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AUSSIE

How many times have you asked yourself, Where can I get the latest hit album from Porter Wagner for the lowest possible price?

How many sleepless nights have you endured, wondering which of your many CD covers features the most undetectably lifelike hairpiece?

How many of your friends have begged you to serenade them with that gospel classic "When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder"?

If you answered "countless", "multiple", or even "one" to any of these questions, then you need to broden this deal post-haste.

But don't take my word for it, click on the link and read all about some of the most dulcet tones from Lonesome Valley which your god-fearing ears may ever encounter…

With full credit to the holy spirit, Hair by Stefan and dan-dg27 the OP from;
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  • +14

    Been waiting for this to be cheaper…

    • +5

      I hear you.

      Why should Glenn A. Baker get all the fun?

      • Hahaha fantastic description +1 , i have not been looking for this album for ages 5 star all the way.

    • +1

      I believe you.

  • +8

    I spotted this over 5 hours ago and decided not to post it due to my unworthiness, of course.

    • +3

      Perish the thought, my brother.

      Multiple Gospel Grammy Winner, Porter Wagner, welcomes all to feast at the altar of His audible excellence…

      • +3

        Testify. Testify!

        • +5

          you sillybumbum, should've posted it for the lols, have you seen the forums lately? they are full of lol posts

        • +4

          @tuzii: I suppose I am a bit too conventional, and tight-fisted. I spotted a Vangelis album I knew nothing about, saw it would still cost me money after the code, and downloaded it free in FLAC.

        • +3

          @PJC:

          Ahhh Vangelis. One of my enduring memories of the early nineties involved a worn out VHS (one of many) whereby a young Lester Ellis enthralled us with a mouth-guarded rendition of Chariots of Fire from behind The Late Show's spoonerised ivories…

          http://www.champagnecomedy.com/remembering-musical-finale/

        • +2

          @tuzii:

          How dare you?!?

          The magnanimous Porter Wagoner would be rolling in his velvet grave if he heard you were suggesting such a magnificent deal were anything other than a fabulously Brodenable opportunity to secure a once-in-a-lifetime musical masterpiece. Not since Andrew Lloyd Webber, Tim Rice and Snoop Dogg penned Jesus Christ Superstar have we borne witness to such an inspiring religious soundtrack. I demand you retract your comment immediately!

  • +6

    The 11 th rule of God said to make and sell CD's in the name of God.

    • +2

      Never a truer word spoken.

      Heaven knows that Dolly Parton's acrimonious split from Porter was motivated by a desire to sell more records, after she wrote her (and Whitney Houston's) hit song "I will always love you" in memory of his merkin…

      http://theboot.com/dolly-parton-porter-wagoner-breakup/

    • +1

      Hit ‘em with a little ghetto gospel

  • +2

    That's Tim Webster in disguise

    • +1

      Apparently, I am one of the few people who downloads more adult material from t'internets than Timothy Webster. I don't know if that's a good or a bad thing, and indeed which one of us that says more about…

  • +4

    THANKS OP

    This will go great on my road trip across america, i'm sure those texans will love me more now.

    • +2

      Much obliged, but don't thank me.

      Thank Dolly and her twins for inspiring such a melodious masterpiece…

  • +2

    the picture reminds me of the "Musician or Serial Killer" game from Spicks and Specks.

    • +1

      you mean the heaven's gate cult leader?
      http://www.heavensgate.com/

      • +5

        Went to see "Book of Mormon". My reaction was "they believe WHAT?"

        Why believe in logic when the beardy guy in the sky can be manipulated to represent whatever gullible people will accept.

        Sometimes I hope there is a heaven and a hell, so all the Televangelists can find their special place burning for eternity.

  • +2

    Someone's had fun with the bedazzler!

    • +1

      Good heavens - the bedazzler! One of the early pioneers of late night infomercials!

      Thank you for this stroll down a sparkling memory lane - I can't believe I failed to mention his shimmering rhinestones (c) Glenn Campbell, in my description…

      • +1

        Nice write up - if you work on the voice you too can be an announcer for K-Tel.

        • Much obliged, although Casey's Kasem and Miller have little to fear from me.

          Despite sprouting most of my pubic material more than two decades ago, my voice still lapses into an agitated Blocker Roach-esque squeal whenever I get too excited.

        • @UncleRico: yeah are toast then, that K-Tel stuff was revolutionary.

  • +8

    Damn, paid full price for this just last week

    • +9

      Never fear, for your God is not a vengeful God.

      Just "buy" it again for free, and take a few dollars out of the collection plate as a refund when it comes around on Sunday. I like to think that's what Jesus would do…

      • +1

        Nobody is vengeful…until they broke!

        • +2

          I believe it was the Virgin Mother who first said, "If thoust wants for money, recharge your Eneloops and pump up your Bose QC35's to eleven whilst Porter Wagoner belts out some of his most funky of all musics…"

        • +1

          @UncleRico: Yes, that was before the time of Xiaomi.

    • +3

      Reported to the mods.

  • +1

    Thanks. I needed a new drink coaster.

    • +7

      Don't even mention it.

      Allegedly, if you use a Porter Wagoner CD as a drink coaster, it is physically impossible to wake up the next day with a hangover. Granted that may be on account of most of your blood exiting via your ears at breakneck speed, but still - no hangover…

  • +5

    Upvote for the wonderful description.

    Could the mods please use this as a template for all future ozbargain posts?

    • +4

      Many thanks for the kind words, but please convey your thanks by purchasing this wonderful CD and spreading the gospel of Porter "Funk'n" Wagoner.

      Apparently it was his dying wish that excess copies of his final album would be snapped up by COTD and brodened mercilessly by the discriminating audiophiles of OzBaragin…

      • +1

        You my friend, have a way with words.

  • -1

    How many times have you asked yourself, Where can I get the latest hit album from Porter Wagner

    He died 10 years ago.

    • +3

      Hi JV!

    • +7

      Indeed he did. Which explains why this is his latest release and why he hasn't released much new material in recent times.

      You've clearly been listening to his hidden track, "Oh Miserable Lord of the Bleeding Obvious"!

    • +1

      You've really been thirsting for this album, haven't you? There, there … we understand.

    • He died 10 years ago

      That would explain the album photo then

  • +3

    Hmmm… Nickelback or Porter Wagoner… decisions, decisions.

    • +2

      Lamentably, Nickelback has sold out, so now you're down to a choice in two - Vanilla Ice or Porter Wagoner.

      Listen, stop, collaborate and ask yourself (not necessarily in that order) What Would Jesus Do?

  • -7

    here we go again with the religious triggered folks on both ends of the spectrum.

    no-one cares, be yourself, do and follow what you will.

    EDIT if that means downvotes then thats fine too! :)

  • But the question is - would you buy a used car from someone who looks like that??

  • +2

    this will make me one of the cool kids surely

  • +6

    Upvoted for good deal, great description and witty replies to comments.
    A lot of reps can learn a thing or two from you.

  • -8

    doesnt work

    • +2

      Did you first log into your catch.com.au account?

  • -1

    Who is this guy? I've never heard of him before.

  • -1

    Is this HALAL Certified?

    • Well it might be gluten free.

  • -1

    Worth even less than the nickelback album 👎👎👎👎

  • I'd buy it when he does collab with Pitbull.
    Mr 305, PO W,the remix.

  • +3

    Looks like the kind of guy that would be accused of inappropriate behaviour towards young women 30 years after the fact.

  • This or Kanye West’s Yeezus hmmm…..

  • Hallelujah! Best bargain this year :P

  • +1

    I’ve paid more for blank cds!

    What a deal!!

  • +2

    Sold out. Unbelievably shortsighted. How could they have stocked so few of these? Or some serious broden is happening.

    I'm angry and only the very best Country Gospel can calm me down now. So it's a good thing this is still in-stock and free with the AUSSIE code.

    • +1

      And some people say there is no God!

  • +2

    needed a new gym workout playlist, thanks op

  • A free ozbargain deal I said no thanks to.
    First time for everything..

  • I already have this album. Looks like I was already winning 😉

  • +3

    I only came here to read the comments 👌

  • I am having heart palpitations…….

    Would I be considered greedy if I took 2???

    • +1

      Consider yourself as twice as holy my son, bless you,

    • He gave you two ears didn’t He?

  • my lord jesus christ blessed me with one before the stock ran out. all those hail marys are paying off.

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