The AFL season is over for Carlton fans. While you have a while to go before you can again enjoy the sights and sounds of the Old Navy Blues, you can still enjoy the smells of Carlton, that perfect blend of embarrassment, disappointment and citrus. Seen at the North Melbourne store, may be national. Get in quick Blues faithful.
What about if it was an AFLW version? What would it smell like then?
Trick question. No one would be there to smell it.
I saw the Dockers version in Perth at the start of the season for this much. Didn't know they could bottle failure,
Smell like Mike Carlton?
Smell like Carlton Banks? Which is easier rubbing yourself with Tom Jones.
I mean…..it's not unusual.
Smell like Carlton Draught, so you can piss off the Mrs without even going to the pub
Draught?
Made from Beer
I got this one and it smells of a combination of wooden spoon with a hint of entitlement balanced with a whiff of disappointment
The bottle I got smelled like a tank (septic I believe to be precise). It specifically said on the back of the bottle "recapture the essence of 2007"…
I have the Bulldogs one, smells like over-confidence covered in shit.
Man, what a let down from last year, not even in the finals.
cheaper than toilet Refresher Spray , why complain?
why would you want to make the toilet smell even worse
My review: smells pretty Wanky
Who wants to smell like a loser???
Why would I want to smell like a loser?
Edit: nataz6 beat me by 15 seconds haha.. I guess I'm the loser now
How many Jockstraps did they wring out to distil down this scent?
I love the smell of failure in the morning.
Ahhh the comments. As expected.
Smells like spuds
Upvoted because it's funny. Because it's true.
leaps with courage and grace
then he smashes his face
and he's out of the place
smells like muddy bog, I guess :) I will be in Mlb next week to check it out (if not sold out prior lol)
They could be handing this out for free at the door and doubt there would be any takers.
I smelt some when they brought them in at the start of the season and I asked the shop assistant why it smelt so bad.. her reply was that the bottle is meant to be more of a display item / collectable. HAH!
I thought this was about Alfonso Ribeiro.
Or urinate and vomit on yourself.