So being a genius I got my car bogged in some mud and don't have any friends with a 4WD to help.
The car will need to be dragged out from the front, so it's not like there is a tow bar or anything to latch on to.. even if I could find someone with a 4WD to help me what would they hook up to, the front axle or something?
I'm not an RACV member, how much do you think they would charge a non-member for a tow out of the mud?
Any other ideas what I could do? I'm sure people handier than I with cars are laughing at me for being a dumbass, but I'm really clueless with this situation and would appreciate any input on how to get my car out cheaply..
What car is it? Every car should have a recovery point. You could use a wooden plank for recovery by yourself. Make sure the plank clears all parts of the car when it moves. Failing that, you will need someone with a 4WD and snatch straps to get you out. Don't hook it up to your front axle…
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