Fascinating read on whirlpool and I want to get one done. Im in 40's divorced and have a son. I do not want to have anymore children even if I were to find a new partner. Anyone know where I get one done on the cheap without paying massive out of pocket?
https://forums.whirlpool.net.au/forum-replies.cfm?t=1367053
Cheapest Vasectomy in Sydney
mehow on 02/08/2017 - 10:30
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If something goes wrong then you'd be able to sue for negligence and claim the damage to put you back on the situation you'd have been before it happened. So I guess you'd have another child of yours being raised for free. Unsure about the implications of inheritance though.
I'll do it for 50k FF points.
and some eneloops?
You're looking at a cost of about $400 out of pocket (at least here in SA), for the piece of mind, I wouldn't even shop around… Just gid'er done.
Seriously bro?
Check out the forum history, this topic has popped up in the past.
Get it done by a young whippersnapper
or whippersnipper from bunnings.
Will have to wait for next ryobi one cordless whipper snipper deal
Boiling hot knife and one quick clean cut. For reference; think Varys from Game of Thrones. He's doing all right !!
Got sucked in by the "fascinating read" and was reading the WP link happily till I got to the part where someone mentioned increased risk of prostate cancer by 300% and I went Woa woa woa….. wait a minute. Is that true?
"A large study from the American Cancer Society adds to the evidence that vasectomy does not meaningfully increase prostate cancer risk."
https://www.cancer.org/latest-news/study-finds-no-link-betwe…
i got done by Dr Snip. When i was there for my 11am appointment, he said i was the 7th customer he's had that day!!
Did he use the no-scalpel (keyhole) technique?
Checked his site- yes.
honestly, i didn't look at all. I was looking out his window. It's a really surreal experience
I wouldn't want a knife anywhere near my valuable bits, let alone trying to find something "cheap".
One mistake and all of life's natural pleasures are over.
The words "CHEAP" and "VASECTOMY" should never go together!
I always thought Ozbargainers were people who were just wanting to be smarter with their money - not people who would just go cheap on EVERYTHING! haha
Hey i had one done about 2 years ago and I made a few calls around my area and found a doctor that does them via the public system.
I paid $75.00 to see him for a consolation and waited 3 months for a spot at one of the public hospitals in my area and went in at 11am and out at 6pm and all done no issue or problem whatsoever.They put me under so I didn't feel thing.
Pain wise it's not as bad as you hear its more uncomfortable for a day or so the bruising scares you but that's all.So speak to doctors/surgeons that do it in the public system was a bit and you will be good to go.
Oh also I had the new technique done which is a small cut on either side of your area not the version down the centre.Good luck
"went in at 11am and out at 6pm"
That long time. how many mins was the actual operation?
Makes sense for day surgery and anesthetic
Some people may have more to cut/tie!
Either that, or they had to spend time digging out the good ol microscope! hahaDepends on how large you are down there. It'd be a 10 second job for me.
The op was only 30 mins max but to recover and wake you up from the aesthetic they take it carefully.
Also take into account some paperwork and stuff to get done etc.
$75 for a consolation? Not much consolation there.
LOL my bad consultation I meant…
Bikies?
I heard if you push their bikes over they are more than willing to give you a free snip in return.
Just give my ex-wife a call - she is an expert at removing the crown jewels
What's her phone number please, I have some jewellery for her?
Pearl necklace perhaps ?
imo, they should be free or a even a subsidized service where you get $50-200 or so to have a vasectomy.
We don't need people breeding who don't want children.
Perhaps the $200 could convince those who are unable to afford children a way out, plus a helping hand.
easiest this^ win the comments of the year trophy.
i cant understand some people way of thinking: "hey i like kids doesnt matter i can afford or not, we have a government that will help.."But $200 is nothing compared to the $5,000 that was on offer before for having a baby! For that amount, you'd somehow need to find a way to get 25 vasectomies!
Even if it costs $750, what does that equal? A fortnight feeding the brood or a weeks daycare.
One ozbargainer recommended bringing together two bricks at high velocity. I think you should supplement that with 2 paracetamol tablets beforehand to null the oncoming pain.
DO IT YOURSELF FROM YOUTUBE
Take a blunt, rusty blade. Kids safety sizzors will do at a pinch.
Stab yourself below the nuts and hack around blindly.
Leeches take care of the blood if you not into drinking it fresh.
Tape it tight, plumbers is best and superglue it in place.Now put on some soft music, open and pour a wine and tell the misses how hot she is to test it out!
;-)) Its the ozbargain way!!!
Heard about a guy a few years ago that got drunk and decided to do a DIY vasectomy,, when he woke up he realised he'd sewed the sheet he was laying on to his balls.
years ago, I was an enrolled nurse working in a mental hospital. We were carrying out this procedure like five times a week! Perhaps you book yourself into Rydelmere for a few weeks, then hint you want a vasectomy???
Not sure if its still called that. When I was still working as a nurse it was called Callan Park Mental Hospital. It's in Sydney, I know that much. I worked at Hillcrest Mental Hospital.
John Bobbit got his done for free. Google for Lorna's phone number, but ya gotta go to the States.
Bunnings
charcoal chicken shop
Quote their ABN and get the GST off LoL
A fellow Scot did mine.
He made the comment that my vas was particularly tough and said he'd never seen that before. I asked if he'd ever done a northern highlander before. He said he had not. I told him it was to do with the cold 'heeland' air blawin' up ma kilt. He replied with a chuckle that cracking jokes to the surgeon was the last thing you'd want to do during this procedure. He said my fertility may not be the only thing I'd lose. Anyway he did a deal: I brought him back two bottles of the good stuff from his favourite distillery: Fettercairn. I just paid the theatre charge and that was it. Don't shop for the best price, check the surgeon's cred, far more important.
I did a con job on the wife after that. The Dr told me that 30 ejacs later and I'd be "free o' live yins". I told the wife that he said in order to clear the tubes she needed to get her nickers off every night for 30 days. She swallowed the yarn (not in a literal sense) and I was draining the swamp every night for a month. She as really getting sick of it towards the end. I never told her to this day of my ploy.
Slange a var!
Vet.
TRUE STORY:
At a dinner party a decade ago and a guy had a botched vasectomy, one of his balls blew up to the size of a black grapefruit and they had to remove it and the other one as a precaution. They gave him prosthetics. Turns out the asian doctor has several 'complications' to his credit as it was revealed in court. And the kicker, he was with his new, beautiful wife! Curious i asked her why and she said, he could go all night now like a gladding, best lover she had ever had, just had to marry him!
I always suspected EUNUCHs got the best women, now I had proof!
And yes, he offered me a feel, said they felt better than the original ones, but i declined as i was no where near drunk enough to ever say yes to that!
If he was a true Eunuch, Beyoncé naked and glad wrapped on his front door, wouldn't turn him on! In order to feel anything he must be on a regular regime of male hormones to prevent turning into a fat, sad, impotent numpty. And I suggest the new wife was more drawn to his (I imagine) substantial compensation payout than to his Teflon goolies!
you may be right
vasectomy would be the LAST thing in the world I would be going cheap on!!