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Svalbarði Polar Iceberg Water 750ml Bottle for $85 C&C at Dan Murphy's eBay

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Svalbarði Polar Iceberg Water 750ml Bottle for $85 C&C at Dan Murphy's eBay
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gimli on 09/07/2017 - 16:30 ebay.com.au (6312 clicks)
Last edited 09/07/2017 - 17:20 by 1 other user
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This is a great price for this awesome sample of dihydrogen monoxide.
This is not a drink to be ruined by mixing it with coke!

Original $30 off deal courtesy of TA

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  • mbck on 09/07/2017 - 16:38
    +30

    Wtf….

    • Fiximol on 09/07/2017 - 17:18
      +14

      WaTer F***?

      • Kangal on 09/07/2017 - 17:49
        +17

        Can you drink this, refill from tap, then get a refund..?

  • bargdebarg on 09/07/2017 - 16:39
    +27

    How would the mouthfeel of this fine drop compare to say, the delightful tap water of Adelaide?

    • blablabla23 on 09/07/2017 - 16:42
      +20

      this comes out of a bottle. Tap water comes out of a tap.

      • gimli on 09/07/2017 - 16:46
        +9

        what if you bottle Adelaide water?

        • blablabla23 on 09/07/2017 - 16:58
          +52

          who are you trying to kill?

        • [Deactivated] on 09/07/2017 - 17:09
          +4

          @blablabla23: Orks

        • gimli on 09/07/2017 - 17:17

          @Jake Elwood: lol also might give some bottled adelaide water to Legolas as an early christmas present

        • [Deactivated] on 09/07/2017 - 17:21

          @Gimli: what about a drop from the Fanghorn? What will you get Galadriel?

        • gimli on 09/07/2017 - 17:22

          @Jake Elwood: i'll get the lady something else from these ebay deals. Any suggestions?

        • [Deactivated] on 09/07/2017 - 17:28
          +3

          @Gimli: I was going to suggest jewellery but I heard she was offered some and she refused.

        • [Deactivated] on 09/07/2017 - 19:06
          +4

          @Gimli You get 'Mount Franklin'

      • garage sale on 10/07/2017 - 00:30

        yeah like comparing wine from a bottle vs wine for a cask.

    • JohnHowardsEyebrows on 09/07/2017 - 17:22
      +1

      Probably less solid matter.

    • dm01 on 09/07/2017 - 17:43
      +2

      Less chewing required

    • ArcherVice on 09/07/2017 - 23:41

      Can't be better than Melbourne tap water….

  • djlee on 09/07/2017 - 16:40
    +9

    Hahaha.. good one. Before JV gets one in, how is this different from distilled water?

    • swimmingtoad on 09/07/2017 - 16:42
      +10

      "harvested from icebergs freshly carved off glaciers in the remote polar region of Svalbard archipelago, 1,000 kilometres from the North Pole."

      • montorola on 09/07/2017 - 19:53
        +3

        Lol I love the marketing

        freshly carved off glaciers in the remote polar region of Svalbard archipelago

        Yeah, like anyone's really going to risk their lives to "freshly carve" an iceberg lol gtfo

        • biozet on 10/07/2017 - 13:02

          they don't mention the environmental impacts of all this carving

      • nzthunderboy on 09/07/2017 - 23:09
        +1

        Now they have to "carve" an entire Iceberg just for Dan Murphys since this has been posted on Ozbargain.

      • kiitos on 10/07/2017 - 14:13
        +1

        harvested from icebergs

        The fun part is when they sow lots of little ice cubes in preparation for next year's harvest.

    • gimli on 09/07/2017 - 16:46
      +14

      this is more impure!

      • djlee on 09/07/2017 - 18:39

        This must just have the right amount of impurities.

    • Wystri Warrick on 09/07/2017 - 16:48
      +5

      Evening jv

    • altomic on 09/07/2017 - 17:21
      +3

      dis is still water

      • Matt P on 09/07/2017 - 18:04
        +4

        Not as still as it was before global warming :boom tish:

  • fufufu on 09/07/2017 - 16:40
    +1

    Asking here as I kind of need an answer quick. D you need to wait for the email from DM or is ebay receipt enough for pick up?

    • [Deactivated] on 09/07/2017 - 16:43
      +58

      If you wait long enough and rely on global warming, the icebergs will melt and come directly to you. Stop being so impatient.

      • fufufu on 09/07/2017 - 16:47
        -3

        Thanks for your helpful comment.

    • ozy on 09/07/2017 - 18:13

      Wait for the email

    • thedragon on 09/07/2017 - 19:01

      @fufufu: I don't think that this item is a click and collect item. Some of the products from DMs are shipped directly from the supplier (called "DM Connections product"), and not available for C&C. I'm pretty sure that this one is a connections item.

  • [Deactivated] on 09/07/2017 - 16:41
    +29

    For the man who has everything, except a grasp on reality.

    • Kangal on 09/07/2017 - 17:47
      +5

      Does this have Electrolytes??

  • zacsg1 on 09/07/2017 - 16:42
    +1

    Amazing, you learn something new everyday.

  • doweyy on 09/07/2017 - 16:43
    +1

    I prefer PRIMVS but thanks for posting.

  • tonyjzx on 09/07/2017 - 16:46
    +26

    This makes Voss look pretty poor doesnt it?

    • pikapika on 09/07/2017 - 21:05
      +7

      Voss has suddenly become the poor mans water.

  • GregFiona on 09/07/2017 - 16:56
    +4

    Thanks OP, I need something like this to rinse my mouth after the fries and before the Big Mac!

  • wasabisauce on 09/07/2017 - 16:57
    +4

    thanks, bought 10

    • Andoes on 09/07/2017 - 17:03
      +3

      Broden'd the climate

    • [Deactivated] on 09/07/2017 - 20:42

      Bought a 1000000 … I'm going to fill my swimming pool up with it.

      Qu'ils mangent de la brioche

  • Tomika on 09/07/2017 - 17:02
    +3

    If lucky might get the Neolithic flu virus.

  • Whatisthatvelvet on 09/07/2017 - 17:06
    +1

    Gonna get a few boxes and have a bath in it.
    But seriously, WTF!

    • xoom on 09/07/2017 - 17:23

      filling up the olympic size swimming pool or dont bother.

  • Spizz on 09/07/2017 - 17:08
    +1

    https://www.drinkpreneur.com/beverage-industry-news/svalbard…

    It won the Gold Award for best tasting Water ;)

    Better hurry. Limited quantities on EBay……

    • strangeloops66 on 09/07/2017 - 20:32

      Water shouldn't taste…

      • [Deactivated] on 09/07/2017 - 21:52

        FYI Pure H2O will ruin your teeth.

        And tastes weird.

  • Fiximol on 09/07/2017 - 17:12

    I hope this is one of the prizes for the OzB easter egg hunt next year.

  • Paulinehanson on 09/07/2017 - 17:14
    -4

    What a stupid deal so tempted to negative vote , we have people i countries dying because there's no clean drinking water and yet here we have on a bargain website people claiming that $85 for less then a litre of water is a bargain ? Where did we go wrong FML

    • gimli on 09/07/2017 - 17:19
      +7

      what is wrong with this one nation?

    • magic8ballgag on 09/07/2017 - 17:28

      I have nothing to say to this comment apart from:

      whoosh

      • gimli on 09/07/2017 - 17:37
        +9

        what about:

        please explain

    • biozet on 10/07/2017 - 13:04

      you have a good point…but our focus here is on bargains…and this is a heavily discounted product which defines my identity as a consumer.

  • Rayve on 09/07/2017 - 17:17
    +11

    Lived in arctic for a few years, ate some icebergs, tasted like ice, went back to tap water, tasted the same.

  • [Deactivated] on 09/07/2017 - 17:22
    +1

    How would this compare to water from the streams of Fanghorn?

    • gimli on 09/07/2017 - 17:23
      +1

      this is colder

  • JohnHowardsEyebrows on 09/07/2017 - 17:25
    +25

    The good news is, you can offer it to your guests as a special treat, and keep refilling it.

    • GregFiona on 09/07/2017 - 17:34
      +5

      Can you send me an empty bottle?

    • montorola on 09/07/2017 - 19:54
      +1

      Haha true, pretend to open it for the first time infront of them so they feel extra special

  • gooddealmate on 09/07/2017 - 17:55

    I think this takes the title of 'Biggest waste of money' from the previous title holder - Cans of Australian air

  • bxpressiv on 09/07/2017 - 17:58
    +18

    My kids love it, goes down smooth with Aldi cordial.

  • geeluv on 09/07/2017 - 18:02
    +1

    Is this some sick joke?

  • sator on 09/07/2017 - 18:07
    -7

    Losers. Idiots who buy this crap should do us all a favour and win the Darwinian award

    • gimli on 09/07/2017 - 18:09
      +1

      I think they would only win the Darwin award if this was poisoned or something….

        • gimli on 09/07/2017 - 18:15

          lol i'm waiting for confirmation as to when i can pick it up
          I'm too poor to buy anymore right now

        • sator on 09/07/2017 - 18:30

          @Gimli:
          Sorry for being so harsh. Didn't mean it; was just a bit shocked at how silly some elements of our society has become.

          Was originally considering buying a bottle as a joke present for some pretentious friends. However, I doubt they would get the joke.

        • toasty on 09/07/2017 - 18:57

          @sator: I think the Green & Clean cans of Australian air mentioned above would make a better (and cheaper) joke present.

  • SmiTTy on 09/07/2017 - 18:13
    +3

    This must be good stuff!! Just like air from blue mountains!!

    • garage sale on 10/07/2017 - 00:33
      +3

      and i thought global warming was making ice in the polar regions recede….. its people melting the ice and bottling it …….

  • trev likes bargains on 09/07/2017 - 18:21
    +1

    Thanks OP. Got two

    • gimli on 09/07/2017 - 18:52
      +10

      I think we have a future nobel laureate here!

      • [Deactivated] on 09/07/2017 - 21:55
        +3

        This guy is a rocket surgeon!

  • Zaenille on 09/07/2017 - 18:31
    +2

    Dammit! Just bought a couple days ago when the deal wasn't live.

  • seamonkey on 09/07/2017 - 18:32
    +7

    Any chance of scoring an Officeworks price match?

  • Shame on 09/07/2017 - 18:36
    +2

    How much deuterium does this contain?

    • strangeloops66 on 09/07/2017 - 20:57

      Not much…

      Natural abundance‎: ‎0.015%

      • Shame on 09/07/2017 - 21:47

        No deal! I only like to drink water that's at least 40% depleted

  • sludo on 09/07/2017 - 18:41
    -8

    Ice bergs are already melting without these d*******s making a profit from it !

    • Fiximol on 09/07/2017 - 18:52
      +3

      If you took the time to research the product they specifically state that they only harvest from icebergs that have already broken off the ice shelf.

      • JetBombat on 09/07/2017 - 19:10
        +1

        By magic fairies, I assume, that don't even fart

      • [Deactivated] on 09/07/2017 - 19:10
        +4

        Ethical Iceberg harvesting!

  • dosada on 09/07/2017 - 18:48
    +5

    Perfect example of what's wrong with our world

  • bensl on 09/07/2017 - 18:55
    +1

    wow. one already sold!

    • [Deactivated] on 09/07/2017 - 22:00

      I admit I'm kinda interested to know what it tastes like, despite logically knowing fully it's just going to taste like "Pump" (does that still exist?).

      Question, how long ago would these glaciers have been frozen? Millions of years?

  • Cubacat on 09/07/2017 - 19:01
    +4

    The only way I would pay that much for water is if Scarlett Johansson.. no wait.. Don't type that.

    I think I will stick with wine and not comment on this forum while drinking it.

  • toasty on 09/07/2017 - 19:15
    +2

    Only a Wall Street (profanity) could come up with something so completely senseless. I guess he and his buddies got bored of snorting rainforests.

  • Melong on 09/07/2017 - 19:22
    +2

    For those times you have a thirst that only a glacier from the North Pole can quench

  • JepunK on 09/07/2017 - 19:32

    hahaha buy them and put them on ebay for 3x the price

    lol only 1 sold…that dude must be really thirsty….

  • gccmelb on 09/07/2017 - 19:34

    $85 for a bottle of water? What's wrong with tap water?

    • tencents on 09/07/2017 - 20:04

      and they were too cheap to include minerals

  • aurotaro on 09/07/2017 - 19:40
    +2

    http://m.ebay.com.au/itm/Svalbar-i-Polar-Iceberg-Water-750mL…

    ^^ Case of 6 incase anyone is interested in stocking up. Only 4 remaining!

    • blighst on 09/07/2017 - 20:56

      A true Ozbargainer would run that over 6 transactions - one for each bottle with coupon.

  • ilsan0 on 09/07/2017 - 20:34

    Can JV please try this out and tell the community what's the pros and cons?
    Do a video!

  • [Deactivated] on 09/07/2017 - 20:36
    +2

    Somebody… actually bought one.

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